Are you laying in front of the TV, resting your laptop on your stomach while you munch on Sabor de Soledad and mainline The Good Wife? Excellent; let me join you. No, wait, I mean: get off your ass and let's make us some vibrators! Read… 10/20/13 8:30pm 10/20/13 8:30pm

This Sunday is International Rabbit Day and to honor the occasion, Cosmopolitan took it upon themselves to publish a thorough history of the Rabbit vibrator. Good thing you have two hands, one to scroll with and the other to...you know. Discuss… 9/20/13 4:30pm 9/20/13 4:30pm

There’s a new racket in Vegas, the city where there just aren’t enough bad decision to be made. Sex toy races, whereby four battery-powered dildos crawl across a tabletop at a speed so slow that participants can feel themselves traveling backwards in time to the moment they decided they’d have a lark and put money… Read… 5/03/13 10:00am 5/03/13 10:00am

As an April Fools prank, high-class sex toy company Lelo tweeted that they'd soon be distributing an eco-friendly vibrator made of recycled wood pulp and old tires. Foolishly, the fool public believed them. Fools! And not only did the fool public believe them, they were falling over their Toms to shove Mother… Read… 4/25/13 11:10am 4/25/13 11:10am

Hooray for the internet! Read… 3/11/13 6:40pm 3/11/13 6:40pm

From San Francisco, the sex and technology capital of the United States, which I can say because I live here and I am the apex of both sex and technology, comes a combo vibrator/flash drive that will both get you off and hold an entire season of Arrested Development! Technology, you're the greatest. Read… 12/20/12 9:15pm 12/20/12 9:15pm

If Brookstone was one of the many of catalogs crowding your inbox this holiday season, you might have noticed that among the pages selling electronic wine openers, heated slippers, and remote control toy helicopters, the gadget chain's infamous selection of "personal massagers" has expanded to include a large selection… Read… 12/11/12 5:10pm 12/11/12 5:10pm

Thanks to a Scanlime post from entitled "Hacking My Vagina", there are now detailed instructions on how to reverse engineer a remote control vibrator so that its remote interface can be supplanted by an "Arduino-based sonar controller" that a user can activate with any part of her body. Vibrator deconstructionist Beth… Read… 11/25/12 1:30pm 11/25/12 1:30pm

Sometimes it's easy to forget how far mainstream American culture has come since the Puritans landed on the blasted, infertile rock we now call "Massachusetts." For instance, nowadays, we can all speak frankly about...doing it without getting a case of the giggles. We are free to objectify the human body (mostly the… Read… 11/11/12 4:00pm 11/11/12 4:00pm

Yesterday, New Yorkers lined up to get lucky. Trojan — a company best known for condoms — was doing a giveaway; pushcarts were set up and free vibrators were being distributed. Unfortunately,
the sexy promotion drew big crowds, and the endeavor was shut down by City Hall. The good news? The punny writers at the New… Read… 8/09/12 1:00pm 8/09/12 1:00pm

According to Uproxx, this Fifty Shades of Grey masturbating kiosk is located in a Sainsbury's, which is a chain of supermarkets in the U.K. that apparently specializes in dirty books and special vibrator batteries. Oh, and those shortbread cookies that are so maddeningly delicious. This display should remind everyone… Read… 8/07/12 10:25pm 8/07/12 10:25pm

This week, an armed man entered a Brazilian luxury sex toy shop, tied up the clerk, and made off with a $4,000 18K gold-plated vibrator. Tragicomically, he didn't manage to swipe the vibe's charger as well, so whoever ends up with the high end play dick will have difficulty gilding her lilly. Read… 6/01/12 5:50pm 6/01/12 5:50pm

A new study shows vibrators can improve ladies' sexual function beyond just giving them more orgasms. And contrary to stereotype, most men are totally okay with that. Read… 11/01/11 5:05pm 11/01/11 5:05pm

Have you been feeling too rundown to slow dance with you partner or frolick through a field of wildflowers? You could grab a few handfuls of whatever drug Pfizer is currently pushing, but the sex-toy company Jimmyjane recommends you start masturbating like a mad woman instead. Discuss… 10/14/11 9:30am 10/14/11 9:30am

The Googlher wants to make your web-browsing experience a little more like this: Log on to Google. Mmm. Sign in to Gmail. Ahhh. Click 'Compose Email.' Ohhhh... Hit 'Send'. *Fireworks* Yes, the Googlher is a vibrator that plugs into your computer through a USB port that pulsates every time Google pings your browser.… Read… 10/12/11 2:10pm 10/12/11 2:10pm

An anti-terrorist bomb squad responded to a call from a post office in Petrozavodsk, Russia on Monday in regards to a suspicious package with a "strange ticking." After evacuating the building and securing the premises they inspected the package. It contained a vibrator. Apparently it had been accidentally turned on. Read… 3/15/11 12:37pm 3/15/11 12:37pm

As long as you call them "personal massagers," that is. This ad for Trojan's Tri-Phoria "massager" has run on VH1 — but without mentioning the function for which most ladies will actually use it. Read… 12/08/10 7:17pm 12/08/10 7:17pm

The bros over at Holy Taco ("a guy's bible —a guyble, if you will") compiled a list of 12 totally bizarro vibrators, some of which are downright scary. The angry-looking "talking vibrator" will definitely bite you, no joke. Discuss… 11/20/10 11:10am 11/20/10 11:10am

Pamela Madsen is a sex educator, which she offers as the explanation for why she gave her octogenarian mother a vibrator for her birthday. Read… 10/14/10 1:53pm 10/14/10 1:53pm