Your Pick For the Best Vibrator Is Hitachi. Duh.

Ladies, cuffing season is over. If you haven’t yet found someone to hibernate with, then you should probably just stop trying. Tinder is filled with the dregs of humanity and going outside is a real inconvenient mess. But that’s no excuse to let your lady parts wither and die. It’s time to invest in the ultimate…
Ladies, What's Your Vibrator Of Choice?
Since my father will probably read this, let me say this on record: I have never used a vibrator. I will never use a vibrator. Hell, I don’t even have a vagina. If I did, I would probably use a clitorial massager with a fusion dildo. Nevertheless, I don’t, so it doesn’t matter. Okay? Although I have never personally…
Macy Gray Loves Her Vibrator So Much That She Wrote a Song About Him
Macy Gray is in love with her vibrator. His name is Bob, he “fits like a glove,” and she wrote a delightful little song in his honor. Though I’m unable to comment on the specific relationship a woman can have with her her favorite sex toy, I feel comfortable affirming the simple, charming pleasures of a music video…
A Newcomers Guide to Masturbating with a Vibrator

There’s a lot of vibrator fear-mongering out there, mostly from idiots who are threatened by female sexual empowerment. Worried that you might get addicted to a vibrator? Or that your male partners would be intimidated by your vibrator usage? Let’s bust through the BS and talk about how to make your vibrator a healthy…
The Newest ThighMaster Vibrates, Is Finally Useful
In the 25 years Suzanne Somers has been the spokeswoman for ThighMaster, infomercials for the home fitness product have become a treasured, though oft-lampooned, part of our collective TV-viewing experience. The seemingly always-on advertisements were so successful, in fact, that Somers was recently inducted into the…
Drake's Penis Is 'Weird, Thin, and Pointy,' Says Future Shakespeare
Today is the day that I read several conflicting accounts about the shape of Drake's celebrity penis and what he likes people to do or not do with his butthole while he touches said controversially shaped penis. Today is also the day that I realized that every other non-today day of my life has been wasted.
Go Deep Inside a San Francisco Vibrator Factory
For all the mystique surrounding the female orgasm, vibrators are a surefire way for lots (and lots) of ladies to get off. I recently took a tour of Crave, a sex toy company that prototypes and fabricates its products in San Francisco; here's a peek inside your new favorite mini pleasure machine.

