Ladies, cuffing season is over. If you haven’t yet found someone to hibernate with, then you should probably just stop trying. Tinder is filled with the dregs of humanity and going outside is a real inconvenient mess. But that’s no excuse to let your lady parts wither and die. It’s time to invest in the ultimate…
Since my father will probably read this, let me say this on record: I have never used a vibrator. I will never use a vibrator. Hell, I don’t even have a vagina. If I did, I would probably use a clitorial massager with a fusion dildo. Nevertheless, I don’t, so it doesn’t matter. Okay? Although I have never personally…
Do you know your vibrator history? A rich background of labor and creativity supports the orgasms you now enjoy. Let us take a moment to give thanks to those who came before us and, in turn, helped us to come harder.
Macy Gray is in love with her vibrator. His name is Bob, he “fits like a glove,” and she wrote a delightful little song in his honor. Though I’m unable to comment on the specific relationship a woman can have with her her favorite sex toy, I feel comfortable affirming the simple, charming pleasures of a music video…
There’s a lot of vibrator fear-mongering out there, mostly from idiots who are threatened by female sexual empowerment. Worried that you might get addicted to a vibrator? Or that your male partners would be intimidated by your vibrator usage? Let’s bust through the BS and talk about how to make your vibrator a healthy…
In the 25 years Suzanne Somers has been the spokeswoman for ThighMaster, infomercials for the home fitness product have become a treasured, though oft-lampooned, part of our collective TV-viewing experience. The seemingly always-on advertisements were so successful, in fact, that Somers was recently inducted into the…
Let's face it. There are two reasons you'd want to use a vibrator: because you are a gadget-lover who can't imagine anything, including sex, without a little technology involved; or because you just want to have an orgasm, and fast. But with the Crave Vesper, there is a third possibility.
Hey, good news, everyone! Florida Woman is back in the news (it's been ages; can't wait to catch up, let's do lunch). This time, it's for getting into a vicious fight with her own twin sister over a vibrator.
Talk about explosive pleasure.
If you have ever admired a nice piece of jewelry and thought "if only I could masturbate with this," there's good news. A company has finally designed a vibrator that also works as a nice piece of bling.
A South Carolina woman was arrested for trying to shoplift a vibrator in a child's stroller.
Today is the day that I read several conflicting accounts about the shape of Drake's celebrity penis and what he likes people to do or not do with his butthole while he touches said controversially shaped penis. Today is also the day that I realized that every other non-today day of my life has been wasted.
In case you never really looked down there, there’s a new vibrator with a built-in camera so you can pleasure yourself while exploring your vag. Multitasking, FTW.
Getting a little bored with the selections at your local marital aid superstore? Perhaps you'd be interested in a company currently seeking crowdfunding in order to build a teddy bear that's also a sex toy. His name is Teddy Love.
A fisherman got an extra special surprise in his daily catch last week.
For all the mystique surrounding the female orgasm, vibrators are a surefire way for lots (and lots) of ladies to get off. I recently took a tour of Crave, a sex toy company that prototypes and fabricates its products in San Francisco; here's a peek inside your new favorite mini pleasure machine.
Obviously, I'm aware of orgasms. I know there are different kinds. There are the orgasms other people give you, and the orgasms you give yourself. There are the varying delivery methods of orgasms, involving actual people parts or vibrating substitutes. There are the ones that sneak up on you, and the ones you have to…
Like a diminutive, pantyliner-shaped version of the obelisk from 2001: A Space Odyssey, the latest in wearable tech has appeared upon our horizon, leaving us shrieking and jumping in place confusedly. It's called the OhMiBod Remote App, and it's a vibrator that connects, via Bluetooth, to your smartphone.
Are you laying in front of the TV, resting your laptop on your stomach while you munch on Sabor de Soledad and mainline The Good Wife? Excellent; let me join you. No, wait, I mean: get off your ass and let's make us some vibrators!
Vibrators.com is offering an Affordable Care Act for your lady parts — they're giving away 200 vibrators a day to federal employees affected by the government shutdown. It's becoming more and more obvious that this is what the sluts wanted all along.