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Ladies, What's Your Vibrator Of Choice?

Since my father will probably read this, let me say this on record: I have never used a vibrator. I will never use a vibrator. Hell, I don’t even have a vagina. If I did, I would probably use a clitorial massager with a fusion dildo. Nevertheless, I don’t, so it doesn’t matter. Okay? Although I have never personally…

Macy Gray Loves Her Vibrator So Much That She Wrote a Song About Him

Macy Gray is in love with her vibrator. His name is Bob, he “fits like a glove,” and she wrote a delightful little song in his honor. Though I’m unable to comment on the specific relationship a woman can have with her her favorite sex toy, I feel comfortable affirming the simple, charming pleasures of a music video…

A Newcomers Guide to Masturbating with a Vibrator

There’s a lot of vibrator fear-mongering out there, mostly from idiots who are threatened by female sexual empowerment. Worried that you might get addicted to a vibrator? Or that your male partners would be intimidated by your vibrator usage? Let’s bust through the BS and talk about how to make your vibrator a healthy…

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