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Your Pick For the Best Vibrator Is Hitachi. Duh.

Ladies, cuffing season is over. If you haven’t yet found someone to hibernate with, then you should probably just stop trying. Tinder is filled with the dregs of humanity and going outside is a real inconvenient mess. But that’s no excuse to let your lady parts wither and die. It’s time to invest in the ultimate…

Ladies, What's Your Vibrator Of Choice?

Since my father will probably read this, let me say this on record: I have never used a vibrator. I will never use a vibrator. Hell, I don’t even have a vagina. If I did, I would probably use a clitorial massager with a fusion dildo. Nevertheless, I don’t, so it doesn’t matter. Okay? Although I have never personally…

Macy Gray Loves Her Vibrator So Much That She Wrote a Song About Him

Macy Gray is in love with her vibrator. His name is Bob, he “fits like a glove,” and she wrote a delightful little song in his honor. Though I’m unable to comment on the specific relationship a woman can have with her her favorite sex toy, I feel comfortable affirming the simple, charming pleasures of a music video…

A Newcomers Guide to Masturbating with a Vibrator

There’s a lot of vibrator fear-mongering out there, mostly from idiots who are threatened by female sexual empowerment. Worried that you might get addicted to a vibrator? Or that your male partners would be intimidated by your vibrator usage? Let’s bust through the BS and talk about how to make your vibrator a healthy…

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