Hey, good news, everyone! Florida Woman is back in the news (it's been ages; can't wait to catch up, let's do lunch). This time, it's for getting into a vicious fight with her own twin sister over a vibrator. » 12/10/14 11:15pm 12/10/14 11:15pm

Talk about explosive pleasure. » 12/06/14 5:48pm 12/06/14 5:48pm

If you have ever admired a nice piece of jewelry and thought "if only I could masturbate with this," there's good news. A company has finally designed a vibrator that also works as a nice piece of bling. » 8/01/14 1:20pm 8/01/14 1:20pm

A South Carolina woman was arrested for trying to shoplift a vibrator in a child's stroller. » 7/20/14 9:30pm 7/20/14 9:30pm

Today is the day that I read several conflicting accounts about the shape of Drake's celebrity penis and what he likes people to do or not do with his butthole while he touches said controversially shaped penis. Today is also the day that I realized that every other non-today day of my life has been wasted. » 7/14/14 8:00pm 7/14/14 8:00pm

In case you never really looked down there, there’s a new vibrator with a built-in camera so you can pleasure yourself while exploring your vag. Multitasking, FTW. » 7/08/14 6:20pm 7/08/14 6:20pm

Getting a little bored with the selections at your local marital aid superstore? Perhaps you'd be interested in a company currently seeking crowdfunding in order to build a teddy bear that's also a sex toy. His name is Teddy Love. » 6/19/14 1:20pm 6/19/14 1:20pm

A fisherman got an extra special surprise in his daily catch last week. » 4/14/14 10:40am 4/14/14 10:40am

Like a diminutive, pantyliner-shaped version of the obelisk from 2001: A Space Odyssey, the latest in wearable tech has appeared upon our horizon, leaving us shrieking and jumping in place confusedly. It's called the OhMiBod Remote App, and it's a vibrator that connects, via Bluetooth, to your smartphone. » 1/08/14 5:30pm 1/08/14 5:30pm

Are you laying in front of the TV, resting your laptop on your stomach while you munch on Sabor de Soledad and mainline The Good Wife? Excellent; let me join you. No, wait, I mean: get off your ass and let's make us some vibrators! » 10/20/13 8:30pm 10/20/13 8:30pm

Vibrators.com is offering an Affordable Care Act for your lady parts — they're giving away 200 vibrators a day to federal employees affected by the government shutdown. It's becoming more and more obvious that this is what the sluts wanted all along. » 10/07/13 9:30am 10/07/13 9:30am

This Sunday is International Rabbit Day and to honor the occasion, Cosmopolitan took it upon themselves to publish a thorough history of the Rabbit vibrator. Good thing you have two hands, one to scroll with and the other to...you know. » 9/20/13 4:30pm 9/20/13 4:30pm

Earlier this month, we showed you the most precious vibrators around, ranging from snooty lint rollers to feathered rubber duckies. Now we're going the other way: here are the creepiest sex toys we could find. To each her own, even if your own is a scorpion climbing out of a coffin or a (literally) shit-talking… » 7/27/13 5:00pm 7/27/13 5:00pm

Are you a bad feminist if your favorite vibrator is a snootily-named lint roller or a rubber duckie that's a "lovely shade of pink, elegantly dressed in feathered boa, and sports a decorative and fashionable genuine Swarovsky crystal beak jewel"? Obviously not. Choose your choice! You do you! Etcetera. But it's… » 7/19/13 1:00pm 7/19/13 1:00pm

There’s a new racket in Vegas, the city where there just aren’t enough bad decision to be made. Sex toy races, whereby four battery-powered dildos crawl across a tabletop at a speed so slow that participants can feel themselves traveling backwards in time to the moment they decided they’d have a lark and put money… » 5/03/13 10:00am 5/03/13 10:00am

As an April Fools prank, high-class sex toy company Lelo tweeted that they'd soon be distributing an eco-friendly vibrator made of recycled wood pulp and old tires. Foolishly, the fool public believed them. Fools! And not only did the fool public believe them, they were falling over their Toms to shove Mother… » 4/25/13 11:10am 4/25/13 11:10am

Hooray for the internet! » 3/11/13 6:40pm 3/11/13 6:40pm