Angelina Jo-WHICH? Samuel L. Jack-WHO? Benicio del-YOU'RE-GOING-TO-NEED-TO-BE-MORE-SPECIFIC? That's what America's teens are saying right now about our precious, precious adult human movie stars!!!!!!! »
This week's issue of Variety is devoted to SEXSEXSEXSEX but not just any kind of sex. It's about that fake sex that famous people pretend they're having while you're sitting on your couch, watching them. Yes, it's all about sex on television and how much of that there is. »
When this news first broke, people assumed it had to be an April Fool's joke, because that is how much of a stretch it is. But, alas, it appears to be legit. Variety is reporting that Ashton Kutcher has signed on to play Steve Jobs in a new movie called Jobs. You can see how Kutcher could look like Jobs, with the… »
Actress Kim Novak once made a name for herself freaking out onscreen in Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo. These days, she's making a name for herself freaking out in the pages of Variety and claiming that a recent movie that used part of the score from the classic thriller has literally raped her. A movie. Literally. Raped.… »
In the world of film, as in life, women often don't get the recognition they deserve. So we were excited to read Variety's Women's Impact Report '08, the entertainment trade publication's 11th annual list of the 50 female "movers and shakers" in entertainment. This year the ladies of The View, Diablo Cody, and Erykah… »
The staggeringly talented Edie Falco has been cast in a new Showtime series about "an iron-willed Gotham nurse balancing the challenges of an urban hospital and a difficult personal life." Falco is super-psyched about her character, telling Variety, "This character and the writing are truly thrilling." [Variety] »
*Inspired by Shirley MacLaine's assertion that the best parts for actresses fall into one of the above categories.
Cameron Diaz is set to flex her vocal chords and, we imagine, Achilles tendons: The Shrek star has signed onto star in The Box, a Ring-like horror film in which she will play "a young woman given a… »