Paula Deen's Dream Dinner Party Waiters: Black Slaves in White Jackets

Paula Deen was questioned for three hours regarding the $1.2 million lawsuit filed by the general manager of their Savannah restaurant last year, which alleged that Paula and her brother Bubba made black and white employees use separate bathrooms, threw the N-word around, repeatedly told racist and sexist jokes, and … » 6/19/13 9:00am 6/19/13 9:00am

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Cockblocking Cameron Diaz Until She Gets It Together

Once upon a time, Cameron Diaz turned 40 and started making depressing and obvious statements to Access Hollywood like "Look, the alternative to getting older is [being dead]." Diaz has since found herself in what the tabloids are calling "a bit of a mid-life crisis" since her split from Alex Rodriguez and a fling… » 1/23/13 9:00am 1/23/13 9:00am

Robert Pattinson Eats Ice Cream on The Daily Show, Jokes About His Spanx

All those Antique Roadshow marathons seem to have poured some glitter gas back into Robert Pattinson's PR sparkle tank and gotten him through two major New York appearances. First, Rob visited Jon Stewart, who played a spirited round of Very Concerned Camp Counselor on the Daily Show. ("What are we doing here? Are you… » 8/14/12 9:00am 8/14/12 9:00am

Adele! You're Even More Pregnant Than We Thought!

ADELE, YOU SLY DOG. As it turns out, the old "sitcom star sits on the couch with a pillow over her stomach for the entire season because she's supposed to be an unlucky-in-love Single Woman Lawyer and they didn't feel like writing a pregnancy into the script" works occasionally! Although the singer announced her … » 7/10/12 9:00am 7/10/12 9:00am

B.J. Novak Gives The Office His Two Weeks' Notice

Temp Ryan Howard, played by B.J. Novak, will not be returning to the Dunder-Mifflin office on The Office. It's open to speculation whether he's leaving for a bigger role on Mindy Kaling's new Fox show The Mindy Project. Novak will continue to hang around as a guest-director and writer of future episodes. With Michael,… » 6/28/12 9:00am 6/28/12 9:00am

Kris Jenner Orchestrated Kim Kardashian And Ray J's Sex Tape, Sez Kris…

You know when you're with someone you're totally into but he can't stop talking about his ex and her family? And it's kind of like "shut up about Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries! You're with me now! Me!" but you don't want to be mean about it? Like, he still won't stop texting you all "Kim used to blah blah blah" and… » 6/21/12 9:00am 6/21/12 9:00am

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Split After 14 Years

It's been rumored as far back as January, but finally confirmed today: Johnny Depp and his partner of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis, have officially separated (amicably, according to Depp's publicist). "Johnny isn't handling anything well right now," says a source, commenting on Depp's reaction to the break-up. The… » 6/19/12 8:00pm 6/19/12 8:00pm

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt Are Expecting a Real-Life Human Baby

They seem like a pretty awesome couple and are now set to become equally great parents because Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are expecting their first child. Her rep spilled to relative truth bible People so we know it's legit, but we're waiting for them to talk about it personally because they always bring the laffs.… » 5/10/12 9:00am 5/10/12 9:00am

Katy Perry Wants to Know Tim Tebow in the Biblical Sense

She's yet to sign the divorce papers, but Katy Perry is clearly over Russell Brand because she's been making a sustained play for Tim Tebow. On stage to perform some songs at a pre-Super Bowl party, she made sure to let the virgin quarterback know that she'd be up for seeing his pea cock any day of the week when she… » 2/06/12 9:00am 2/06/12 9:00am

Today in Fun: Miley Cyrus Fellates a Cock Cake

Sometimes no words will effectively communicate the experience of seeing a photograph by Henri Cartier-Bresson or Diane Arbus for the very first time. Similarly, one grasps at straws when trying to describe an image of Miley Cyrus posing with a giant penis cake for boyfriend Liam Hemsworth's birthday –- but lets try,… » 1/25/12 9:00am 1/25/12 9:00am

Auf Wiedersehen, Love — Heidi and Seal Split

In case you, like the starry-eyed New York Post, were holding out any hope of a reconciliation between Heidi Klum and Seal, disabuse yourself right now of such foolishness — it will only make the heartbreak easier to bear. We could try to diffuse this horrible moment in pop culture history by making some crass joke… » 1/22/12 11:00am 1/22/12 11:00am