Paula Deen's Dream Dinner Party Waiters: Black Slaves in White Jackets

Paula Deen was questioned for three hours regarding the $1.2 million lawsuit filed by the general manager of their Savannah restaurant last year, which alleged that Paula and her brother Bubba made black and white employees use separate bathrooms, threw the N-word around, repeatedly told racist and sexist jokes, and …
Gwyneth Paltrow Is Cockblocking Cameron Diaz Until She Gets It Together
Once upon a time, Cameron Diaz turned 40 and started making depressing and obvious statements to Access Hollywood like "Look, the alternative to getting older is [being dead]." Diaz has since found herself in what the tabloids are calling "a bit of a mid-life crisis" since her split from Alex Rodriguez and a fling…
Robert Pattinson Eats Ice Cream on The Daily Show, Jokes About His Spanx
All those Antique Roadshow marathons seem to have poured some glitter gas back into Robert Pattinson's PR sparkle tank and gotten him through two major New York appearances. First, Rob visited Jon Stewart, who played a spirited round of Very Concerned Camp Counselor on the Daily Show. ("What are we doing here? Are you…
In Case You Missed It: Jennifer Aniston Is Engaged
We already informed you of the upcoming Pitt/Jolie vs. Theroux/Aniston matrimonial potato-sack race late last night, but figured it was news worth repeating.
Adele! You're Even More Pregnant Than We Thought!
ADELE, YOU SLY DOG. As it turns out, the old "sitcom star sits on the couch with a pillow over her stomach for the entire season because she's supposed to be an unlucky-in-love Single Woman Lawyer and they didn't feel like writing a pregnancy into the script" works occasionally! Although the singer announced her …
A Barbershop Is Destroying Oprah's Family
Oprah Winfrey, Doyenne of Daytime, Queen Of Everything, is entangled in a bitter feud with her stepmother Barbara over her dad Vernon Winfrey's Nashville barber shop, which Oprah purchased after it went into foreclosure last week. Barbara accuses her stepdaughter of using her power to take over the barber shop…
B.J. Novak Gives The Office His Two Weeks' Notice
Temp Ryan Howard, played by B.J. Novak, will not be returning to the Dunder-Mifflin office on The Office. It's open to speculation whether he's leaving for a bigger role on Mindy Kaling's new Fox show The Mindy Project. Novak will continue to hang around as a guest-director and writer of future episodes. With Michael,…
Kris Jenner Orchestrated Kim Kardashian And Ray J's Sex Tape, Sez Kris Humphries
You know when you're with someone you're totally into but he can't stop talking about his ex and her family? And it's kind of like "shut up about Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries! You're with me now! Me!" but you don't want to be mean about it? Like, he still won't stop texting you all "Kim used to blah blah blah" and…
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Split After 14 Years
It's been rumored as far back as January, but finally confirmed today: Johnny Depp and his partner of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis, have officially separated (amicably, according to Depp's publicist). "Johnny isn't handling anything well right now," says a source, commenting on Depp's reaction to the break-up. The…
Anna Faris and Chris Pratt Are Expecting a Real-Life Human Baby
They seem like a pretty awesome couple and are now set to become equally great parents because Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are expecting their first child. Her rep spilled to relative truth bible People so we know it's legit, but we're waiting for them to talk about it personally because they always bring the laffs.…
Katy Perry Wants to Know Tim Tebow in the Biblical Sense
She's yet to sign the divorce papers, but Katy Perry is clearly over Russell Brand because she's been making a sustained play for Tim Tebow. On stage to perform some songs at a pre-Super Bowl party, she made sure to let the virgin quarterback know that she'd be up for seeing his
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cock any day of the week when she…
Today in Fun: Miley Cyrus Fellates a Cock Cake
Sometimes no words will effectively communicate the experience of seeing a photograph by Henri Cartier-Bresson or Diane Arbus for the very first time. Similarly, one grasps at straws when trying to describe an image of Miley Cyrus posing with a giant penis cake for boyfriend Liam Hemsworth's birthday –- but lets try,…
Auf Wiedersehen, Love — Heidi and Seal Split
In case you, like the starry-eyed New York Post, were holding out any hope of a reconciliation between Heidi Klum and Seal, disabuse yourself right now of such foolishness — it will only make the heartbreak easier to bear. We could try to diffuse this horrible moment in pop culture history by making some crass joke…
The Myth Of The Perfect Smile
Recently on Toddlers And Tiaras, a mother bragged that she bleaches her kids' teeth once a week. Outrageous, but not surprising, since we've come to believe that teeth only look right when they are straight and blindingly white.
Lindsay Might Tell Her Story On The Today Show
- Lindsay Lohan's first post-jail and post-rehab interview may be aired on the Today show.
Selfridges Takes Down Tasteless Alexander McQueen Hanging Display
- Someone at Selfridges has a terrible eye. After suspending an Alexander McQueen dress from what looked like a hangman's noose, the U.K. department store chain Tweeted a non-apology-apology saying any offense caused was unintentional. The display has been removed. [CocoPerez]
Mena Suvari Marries; Scarlett And Ryan Considering Adoption
- Mena Suvari married producer Simone Sestito yesterday in a private ceremony in Vatican City. According to a source, "The ceremony was truly unique and Mena looked breathtaking. They are very much in love." [People]
Salma & Demi Might Work Together; Bieber's Mom Might Pose Topless
- Demi Moore and Salma Hayek were spotted having dinner and talking about working together, possibly on a comedy.
