Friends Characters Are Total Dicks, According to Vanessa Bayer

Monday night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, SNL’s Vanessa Bayer broke out her startlingly excellent impressions of the Friends cast to prove a very evident point—that hanging out in real life with Rachel, Monica, Ross, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey would be close to unbearable, as the characters were so damn smug, self-absorbed,…
Vanessa Bayer Shit-Talks Nick Jonas' Girlfriend to Nick Jonas
Janessa Slater (SNL’s Vanessa Bayer) is a media coach who offers great advice to celebrities. This week, she’s sitting down with Nick Jonas to talk about his Nickelodeon namesake, songwriting and his girlfriend, a former Miss Universe who is not as hot as the blue and green women in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Dakota Johnson Says "Maybe" Her Parents Can See Fifty Shades of Grey
Dakota Johnson, unhappy star of Fifty Shades of Grey was likely relieved when the media stopped asking her about co-star Jamie Dornan and asked her about her famous parents instead. The offspring of '80s power couple Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson told USA Today:
Watch Vanessa Bayer Give Drake Misguided Career and Dating Advice
In the first episode of season two of Above Average's web series "Sound Advice," SNL's Vanessa Bayer plays Janessa Slater, a media coach who gives musical artist Drake some unwelcome advice. Drake doesn't take too kindly to the suggestion he go on JDate ("I don't really have any trouble") and explains how I you can…
Cosmo Celebrates Women of SNL by Dressing Them in Expensive Pajamas
This month's issue of Cosmopolitan devotes a sizable amount of ink to Q&A's with the women of SNL, complete with a photo spread of the comedians at a fake girly slumber party wearing girly pjs that cost more than most semi-successful comedians get paid to headline a half hour set. As with everything of or related to…
SNL's Vanessa Bayer Was Once Deemed Too Ugly for a TV Commercial
Since joining the cast of Saturday Night Live in 2010, actress/comedian Vanessa Bayer has achieved a fair share of success, having become a repertory player with more recurring characters than almost anyone else on the show. But things weren't always going so well. Appearing on last night's Conan, Bayer told the host…
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo to the Weekend Update
Last night's SNL premiere featured Seth MacFarlane showing off his vocal range and Jay Pharoah's new and improved Barack Obama impersonation. Oh, and Bill Hader's Clint Eastwood did stand-up with a chair, which makes you realize how long ago it was that Unforgiven came out. Most notably, though, was that Mama and her…
So This Is What Goes Down Inside The Saturday Night Live Writer's Room
I am obsessed with this video my friend Kevin found and sent to me of SNL writers goofing around in their offices late last week around 4:30am. It stars Taran Killam, a second-year member of the show's cast, donned in a white fur cropped hoodie thing and getting down to Robyn's "Call Your Girlfriend." (Between…
Vanessa Bayer Seeks Surrogate Mom For Hire
Saturday Night Live newcomer Vanessa Bayer stars in the latest episode of I Wanna Have Your Baby, a web series about a woman who is very enthusiastic about being a surrogate mother. The weight gain? She likes "getting fat." Morning sickness? She'd be throwing up anyway. The only issue left for this union is the…
What A Game Show Based On The Lifetime TV Network Would Look Like
"What's Wrong With Tanya?" is a game show created by SNL. But if it were real, I would absolutely be watching with a bowl of popcorn on a nightly basis. Let's get on this, Lifetime: just gather three stereotypical mothers from the movies, give them buzzers, and when each Tayna walks onto the stage, let them try to…
Robert DeNiro Presents: The Dangerous Smile Variety Hour
Robert De Niro can elicit whoops of approval from a crowd simply by walking into a room and smiling confidently, but crinkly eyes and swagger do not a perfect Saturday Night Live appearance make.
