Six Michigan Frats and Sororities Suspended for Trashing Ski Lodges

Six fraternities and sororities at the University of Michigan have been suspended for absolutely trashing two ski resorts, damage that's estimated to exceed $50,000. There are still plenty of pictures of the wreckage on photo-sharing app Sneek, with some students arguing it's really no big deal. » 1/27/15 2:20pm 1/27/15 2:20pm

Bad Neighbors Terrorize Deathly-Ill Girl's Nurse Over Parking Space

During the cold Chicago winters, residents of the Windy (and also wet) City call "dibs" on parking spots by shoveling them out and and placing garbage cans and lawnchairs on them. That's what the parents of Gabriela Guzman, a 5-year-old who's on a ventilator and needs around-the-clock care, did for the child's nurses… » 1/14/15 3:15pm 1/14/15 3:15pm

Library Sponsors Romance Novel Vandalizing Event for Cool Teens

Attention, Cool Teens who are like already totally over Valentine's Day: The Toronto Public Library has planned an event just for you! The Anti-Valentine's Day Anti-Party, as originally planned, would give prematurely jaded pre-adults the opportunity to vandalize romance novels. Totally punk rock, right?! » 2/05/14 2:40pm 2/05/14 2:40pm

Detectives Really Want Justin Bieber to Be Charged with Felony Egging

Minor Batman villain Justin Bieber allegedly savaged a neighbor's house with chicken ovulation, which was probably both a paradigm-shifting event for the neighbor's 13-year-old daughter AND a felony. » 1/11/14 11:30am 1/11/14 11:30am

British Professor Convicted of Politely Vandalizing Luxury Cars

At some point over the course of your academic career, you've probably had a darkly charming teacher or professor who you secretly believed was jetting off to Egypt to bullwhip Nazis and recover stolen artifacts. Without such wishful thinking, school is boring. Far better to believe that your criminology professor is… » 1/20/13 3:30pm 1/20/13 3:30pm

Awful Vandals Spray Paint “Baby Killer” on Campaign Headquarters of…

Maybe you've forgotten that it's election season, what with all the superstorms swirling around the planet, but that's totally okay because vandals in Virginia were on hand to remind the nation that politics can be really gross by spray painting "Baby Killer" on the campaign office of Wayne Powell, the (pro-choice)… » 11/04/12 4:30pm 11/04/12 4:30pm

Idiot Vandals Paint the Word ‘Bicth’ on Woman’s Car

A woman in York City, Penn. found some unpleasant, albeit hilarious, graffiti stenciled all over her SUV, including the word "bicth," as in the non-idiot word "bitch," in white paint on the the driver's side door. Even though it might seem a little difficult to make a careless spelling error when you're moving at the… » 9/18/12 4:30pm 9/18/12 4:30pm

Woman Brags About Trashing Ex-Boyfriend’s Pool Table on Facebook, Is…

A 27-year-old woman in Lexington, South Carolina — home of all the fireworks my cool uncle used to smuggle into New Jersey for pyrotechnic Fourth of July celebrations — climbed the digital mountain that is Facebook and proclaimed from the social media site's lofty peak that she trashed her ex-boyfriend's house,… » 5/06/12 4:30pm 5/06/12 4:30pm

Stupid Vandal Arrested For Calling Woman A 'Sult'

Vandalism and slut-shaming aren't funny, but one stupid criminal has managed to turn them into a pretty entertaining story. It all starts (and ends) with his inability to spell. » 12/15/11 6:00pm 12/15/11 6:00pm

Harvard Vandal Pours Pee On LGBT Books

Last month, an unknown vandal poured urine over 40 books on LGBT issues in Harvard's Lamont Library. The volumes were destroyed, and they may not be replaced. » 12/13/10 12:40pm 12/13/10 12:40pm

Elle magazine seems to have found itself the victim of a pretty cruel prank. Ginormous "RETRACTION" stickers have been placed over the May story "The Believers", which turns a very critical eye on radical eco-activists and their practices. (These activists are most likely the perps behind the sticker crimes… » 4/25/08 2:40pm 4/25/08 2:40pm