Vandals Wreck, Submerge Car of Black Bishop, Call It 'Charleston 2'

Remarkably, this is not even the first time that New Shiloh Christian Center in Melbourne, Florida has been attacked. In February, a vandal set fire to the church’s storage shed and tagged it with swastikas; in March, the church’s trucks were vandalized. Somehow, these attacks were not described as hate crimes by…
Bad Neighbors Terrorize Deathly-Ill Girl's Nurse Over Parking Space
During the cold Chicago winters, residents of the Windy (and also wet) City call "dibs" on parking spots by shoveling them out and and placing garbage cans and lawnchairs on them. That's what the parents of Gabriela Guzman, a 5-year-old who's on a ventilator and needs around-the-clock care, did for the child's nurses…
Library Sponsors Romance Novel Vandalizing Event for Cool Teens
Attention, Cool Teens who are like already totally over Valentine's Day: The Toronto Public Library has planned an event just for you! The Anti-Valentine's Day Anti-Party, as originally planned, would give prematurely jaded pre-adults the opportunity to vandalize romance novels. Totally punk rock, right?!
Detectives Really Want Justin Bieber to Be Charged with Felony Egging
Minor Batman villain Justin Bieber allegedly savaged a neighbor's house with chicken ovulation, which was probably both a paradigm-shifting event for the neighbor's 13-year-old daughter AND a felony.
British Professor Convicted of Politely Vandalizing Luxury Cars
At some point over the course of your academic career, you've probably had a darkly charming teacher or professor who you secretly believed was jetting off to Egypt to bullwhip Nazis and recover stolen artifacts. Without such wishful thinking, school is boring. Far better to believe that your criminology professor is…
Awful Vandals Spray Paint “Baby Killer” on Campaign Headquarters of Eric Cantor’s Democratic Challenger
Maybe you've forgotten that it's election season, what with all the superstorms swirling around the planet, but that's totally okay because vandals in Virginia were on hand to remind the nation that politics can be really gross by spray painting "Baby Killer" on the campaign office of Wayne Powell, the (pro-choice)…
Idiot Vandals Paint the Word ‘Bicth’ on Woman’s Car
A woman in York City, Penn. found some unpleasant, albeit hilarious, graffiti stenciled all over her SUV, including the word "bicth," as in the non-idiot word "bitch," in white paint on the the driver's side door. Even though it might seem a little difficult to make a careless spelling error when you're moving at the…
Woman Brags About Trashing Ex-Boyfriend’s Pool Table on Facebook, Is Subsequently Arrested
A 27-year-old woman in Lexington, South Carolina — home of all the fireworks my cool uncle used to smuggle into New Jersey for pyrotechnic Fourth of July celebrations — climbed the digital mountain that is Facebook and proclaimed from the social media site's lofty peak that she trashed her ex-boyfriend's house,…
Elle magazine seems to have found itself the victim of a pretty cruel prank. Ginormous "RETRACTION" stickers have been placed over the May story "The Believers", which turns a very critical eye on radical eco-activists and their practices. (These activists are most likely the perps behind the sticker crimes…
