Actresses Wendie Malick, Valerie Bertinelli, Betty White, and Jane Leeves attend the TV Land Sponsored breakfast during the 2013 Winter TCA Tour- Day 2 at Langham Hotel on January 5, 2013 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

• A source claims that the cast of Jersey Shore is sick of dealing with Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino:

• Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone? Officially splitsville. Tweeted Martone, "thanks for t notes. yes, i saw t press today. We are not together, haven't been in 2 months. And we will not comment on it. Sorry. We r fine. [Gawker]

• Sixteen-year-old Taylor Momsen is a rock star, dammit! Not a pop star:

The pitch for Hot In Cleveland? "Three fabulous L.A. women of a certain age" unexpectedly end up in Ohio. We get it: They're not spring chickens. So why did someone spend so much time airbrushing the ad?

• Star is reporting that the real reason Al and Tipper Gore are divorcing is that he's been having an affair with Laurie David, Larry David's ex-wife, for the past two years.

Hot in Cleveland, the new TVLand sitcom, premiered last night at, hm, NYC's Crosby Street Hotel. Natch, all its stars were there: Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves, Wendy Malick, and of course, Betty White. With a little help from their friends.

Newsweek's Raina Kelley, who turns 40 next week, writes, "I don't want to be 40, but, as my dad says, what's the alternative?" In these uncertain times. Kelley is looking to a "model for how to live life": Madonna.

During a heated discussion about Eliot Spitzer/hookers on The View today, Valerie Bertinelli said a bad word that got bleeped. According to an insider who tipped us, the word was "dick." The looks on the co-hosts' faces were priceless.

If you're desperate to get back in America's good graces (Jay Leno) or looking to perk up your network's first original sitcom (TV Land), these days there's only one solution: Betty White.

Today is V-Day — Valerie Day, that is. And lucky Val inspires nothing if not love.

• Jon Gosselin brought his daughter a birthday cake that read, "Happy Birthday Maddy" today. The only problem? Her name is spelled "Mady." But it's not "Johnathon's" fault: Entertainment Tonight ordered the cake for him.

• When Carrie Prejean said she was against gay marriage because "that's how I've been raised by my mother" she wasn't kidding. During her parents divorce, both parents hurled accusations of homosexuality at the other side.

Lisa Marie Presley is suing the Daily Mail for writing an article mocking her weight gain. She says the article "forced" her to announce her pregnancy." • Speaking of weight gain, Valerie Bertinelli said she embarked on her Jenny Craig journey because Victoria Principal implied she was chubby. "She asked point-blank…

• Jennifer Lopez finally gave birth to her twins: She and Marc Anthony are the proud parents of a boy and a girl. The names have not yet been announced, but we're hoping they don't pick Jenny Jr. and Marc Jr. How about something like Luz and Libertad? [People]
  
• The 5-pound, 7-ounce girl arrived first, followed by her…