Kanye West remixed and released his take on Beyoncé’s "Drunk in Love" this weekend just in time for Valentine’s Day and it’s … romantic? If you like being impregnated in your mouth, of course, and having the world envision what you look like doing it. » 2/17/14 5:45pm 2/17/14 5:45pm

If you didn’t receive candy or chocolate for Valentine’s Day, it’s probably because 1-800-Flowers ruined your day and possibly your life. » 2/17/14 2:31pm 2/17/14 2:31pm

A couple (from New Jersey!) decided Valentine's Day would be the perfect opportunity to renew their vows in Times Square, but their reaffirmations of love and devotion were somewhat spoiled by the participation of the terrifying, dead-eyed "Snuggle" Bear. » 2/16/14 5:30pm 2/16/14 5:30pm

Endless Porno Kisses, the website, is the sort of simple, brilliant, totally self-evident tomfoolery the internet built its reputation on. » 2/16/14 1:00pm 2/16/14 1:00pm

Many businesses have seasonal peaks and valleys. The whole toy business hinges on December, but of course the swimsuit business doesn't crank up until May. Oh, and apparently Valentine's Day is the busy season for webcam pornography. » 2/14/14 4:00pm 2/14/14 4:00pm

You've read all the love poems, filtered through all the advice columns online, read all the self-help books, watched all the corny romance movies and you think you know exactly what you're looking for in a soul mate. But could this short film actually have the real reason why you're still single? » 2/14/14 2:00pm 2/14/14 2:00pm

The Daily Mail recently published an article announcing "the most depressing Valentine's Day gift ever," a pillow — designed by Florida-based designer Emily King — that comes with a mouth attached so that the owner can make-out with it. » 2/14/14 1:20pm 2/14/14 1:20pm

Happy Valentine's Day! Scrambling to make last-minute plans because you forgot it was Valentine's Day until you read the first line of this article? No worries; McDonald's has you covered (if you're in Florida, that is). » 2/14/14 11:10am 2/14/14 11:10am

Today's Google Doodle in honor of Valentine's Day is as sweet as you might expect, but thanks to some help from This American Life, it's particularly sentimental. » 2/14/14 9:40am 2/14/14 9:40am

This video is for all you single people who are sick and freaking tired of watching everyone around you go nuts about Valentine's Day. (Yes, I'm thinking of you guys. Always thinking about you guys.) This is the best possible suggestion for what you could do on Valentine's Day. And you'll probably have a … » 2/13/14 8:45pm 2/13/14 8:45pm

Seven months ago, at a Subway restaurant in downtown Brooklyn, a 57-year-old Queens man met a woman who enraptured him. He didn't get her phone number. He didn't get her name. He did get an incredibly awkward selfie with her. And now, he's plastered that selfie all over the neighborhood, offering a $100 reward for… » 2/13/14 6:15pm 2/13/14 6:15pm

If you're married but approaching Valentine's Day with loathing and dread because you're so, so done with your spouse, there's at least one attorney who wants to help you out. That's why he's running a contest for one free divorce. Ain't love grand? » 2/12/14 6:30pm 2/12/14 6:30pm

While famed Irish novelist and poet James Joyce is best known for authoring works like Ulysses and Dubliners, his creativity actually expanded well beyond his public oeuvre and into his private life, as made evident by the series of poetic love letters he wrote to his wife Nora Barnacle. Joyce truly loved Nora (the… » 2/12/14 4:35pm 2/12/14 4:35pm

Because Valentine's Day is this weekend, Amazon is heavily promoting jewelry bargains. Makes sense! But are these discounts really a deal? Not exactly. » 2/11/14 5:55pm 2/11/14 5:55pm

Valentine's Day (the who-cares-iest of all the holidays) is right around the corner, so hopefully you've been saving up a Scrooge McDuck's vault's worth of gold to buy your significant other (or the body pillow that you call your "significant other") a proper gift. One particularly romantic option — if you're… » 2/11/14 5:40pm 2/11/14 5:40pm

Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards suggested via Vine yesterday that what women need for Valentine's Day is access to a host of reproductive care options — birth control, cancer screenings, well woman visits, breast exams, maternity care, preventative care, and, yeah, safe and legal abortion. But naturally,… » 2/11/14 1:40pm 2/11/14 1:40pm

It would be unfair to call these flower commercials from FTD the most boring Valentine's Day commercials out this year, but they're certainly missing consistent campiness of Kay Jewelers or the over-the-top insanity of K-Y Couples Lubricant. » 2/11/14 12:40pm 2/11/14 12:40pm