Taylor Swift's much-hyped cameo New Girl cameo aired Tuesday night during the show's finale, with Swift playing Elaine, the old love of Cece's fiancé Shivrang (she refers to him as "Shivvy"). Swift blessed the television viewing audience with approximately 30 seconds of screentime. Read… 5/15/13 1:22pm 5/15/13 1:22pm

People who speak English as a second language may make for the most star-crossed secret admirers Valentine's Day has to offer. Poor Christoph Waltz and his stilted, idiom-drained English! All he wants to do is own his beloved, take her deep into the woods, and sleep with her there for 100 years. If it's in God's plan,… Discuss… 2/17/13 1:00pm 2/17/13 1:00pm

There are some angry people out there this Valentine's Day, thanks to ProFlowers delivering some jankity bouquets. Unless there's a beautiful arrangement hidden inside an ugly-ass facade — kinda like the old man on Scooby Doo? — ProFlowers has some explaining to do. Of course, these might just be anomalies on the… Read… 2/15/13 12:00am 2/15/13 12:00am

We all know Valentine's Day is a bunch of bullshit, and many of us with partners aren't celebrating because it's stupid and also, we have work and families and stuff. However, it's still kinda fun to get upset about forced consumerism in the name of romance, right? Many of us are always looking for a way to rage… Read… 2/14/13 9:15pm 2/14/13 9:15pm

This Valentine's Day, tell that bro to get lost*, and lose yourself in a good book! Read… 2/14/13 10:25am 2/14/13 10:25am

Don't hate on this kid because he's a better baker than you are. No shame in admitting when you've been bested by a preschooler. Don't let your adult privilege stop you from admitting that this cake baking junior mint is the best! If it weren't several shades of illegal, I would set up an XL dog crate in my basement … Discuss… 2/13/13 11:30pm 2/13/13 11:30pm

Do you miss giving out Valentine's at school? No? You don't miss a mandatory activity that somehow managed to still hurt some feelings? Weirdo! Read… 2/13/13 1:00pm 2/13/13 1:00pm

Digital Cupid, a new Facebook app from Charlotte-based ad agency Tattoo Projects, purports to tell you which Facebook friend to get freaky with. There's no mention of how the program determines your match, but we're guessing it's just the Sorting Hat in pretty dress. Read… 2/12/13 10:00pm 2/12/13 10:00pm

It's nearly Valentine's Day (haven't you heard?!); what do you get the loved one who has already has everything? A tie? A trip to their favorite restaurant? Ugh, with these suggestions, it's like you want to get dumped. Instead, do something new and exciting: Take them to the Newtown Creek sewage treatment plant in… Read… 2/12/13 10:25am 2/12/13 10:25am

Imagine, if you will, my surprise and delight when I received an email from "the premiere Sugar Daddy website" Seeking Arrangement about the ins and outs (LOLZ) of Valentine's Day spending. The notorious site, which provides the philanthropic service of connecting enterprising youngsters with oft-married older dudes and … Read… 2/10/13 6:00pm 2/10/13 6:00pm

As we're all aware by now, the modern incarnation of Valentine's Day is nothing more than a consumer fabrication to get us to splash out on Godiva chocolate and a bouquet of Birds of Paradise for the person we hump on the regs. However, for those of us who are single, it can still be a crappy benchmark of the… Read… 2/09/13 2:30pm 2/09/13 2:30pm

If you're in the market for a boyfriend but are wary about making a big investment in love, perhaps you should consider renting instead of buying. "Rental boyfriends" are the latest booming business in China. Read… 2/08/13 2:40pm 2/08/13 2:40pm

Well, first. July is Heterosexual Awareness Month (HAM). What, you didn't know? Maybe that's because every other month is heterosexual awareness month, too? Or maybe it's because it's a fake fake holiday? Or maybe it's because what the fucking fuck are these fucking idiots talking about!? Read… 1/24/13 9:30am 1/24/13 9:30am

If you didn't get any flowers this year for Valentine's Day, don't take it personally just yet. Turns out there's some serious chaos happening at all the major flower retailers, and it's already ruined a lot of people's Valentine's Days. It's probably a wasteland out there of scolded spouses, awkward evenings, and… Read… 2/14/12 11:55pm 2/14/12 11:55pm

If you have a hankering to indulge in a night full of cheesy romantic movies but don't have the time—either because you have a date of your own, or because you're working, or maybe you just don't want to miss the Westminster Kennel Club show—then this is the video for you. You will be powerless to resist so many of… Read… 2/14/12 9:45pm 2/14/12 9:45pm

Courtesy of artist Hannah Taylor, these heartfelt images are best shared with someone you truly love. Or want to fuck. Discuss… 2/14/12 9:00pm 2/14/12 9:00pm

This Valentine's Day, the hymen enthusiasts behind Day of Purity want to remind you that if you have premarital sex, you will get diseases, get depressed, and most importantly of all, seriously disappoint a talking plush bear that for some reason cannot move its mouth when it talks. Read… 2/14/12 7:40pm 2/14/12 7:40pm

At least, that's how I'm interpreting his Valentine's Day advice to men. Here's what he actually said: Read… 2/14/12 6:20pm 2/14/12 6:20pm

If you weren't already icked out by Valentine's Day, PETA's V-day ad should do the trick. Because apparently being fucked into a neck brace is what ladies want out of their dudes? Discuss… 2/14/12 2:10pm 2/14/12 2:10pm

It's de rigueur to hate on Valentine's Day these days, but the countries of Malaysia and Uzbekistan are taking it to a whole new level by either canceling the holiday all together or arresting couples looking to shack up. Read… 2/14/12 12:10pm 2/14/12 12:10pm

There are a few things it's fun to imagine Newt Gingrich doing: sitting in a dunk tank, riding in a hot air balloon with family of goats, or having to take a nap on a display bed in a crowded IKEA, for example. And there are a lot of things we'd rather not see him do—governing the country is the first thing that comes… Read… 2/13/12 11:55pm 2/13/12 11:55pm

The romantic terms of Valentine's Day can be so vague. There are all those "Will you be mine?" questions and those loose, non-binding promises to "Be true." But those are typically printed on candy and not legally actionable. Good news: That's all about to change thanks to this handy website, where you and your beloved can … Read… 2/13/12 10:30pm 2/13/12 10:30pm