We Made Anti-Valentine's Day Cards for Your Not-So-Special Someone 

Let's be honest, not everyone has that special someone to make their Valentine's Day so, well, special. So the Jezebel staff and I put our heads together and came up with some alternative V-Day cards for you, our lovely readers. These cards give you the chance to tell that not-so-special someone exactly how you feel,… » 2/13/15 3:30pm 2/13/15 3:30pm

How I Found Self-Worth in a Pool of Maggots and Left the Man I Loved

"I'm going to destroy everything," Seamus hissed at me as I climbed into my friend's car to leave the home we shared. The cops had already come and gone, saying that one of us had to leave for the night. Because Seamus refused and I had been drinking, I packed a bag and called a friend. I had known that our… » 2/12/15 3:30pm 2/12/15 3:30pm

Your Relationship Is Only As Good as the Lies Holding it Together

If lies are not the glue that binds us, then they are at least the sticky tape. This isn't only true just for us overly sensitive beings who can't face being told what we're really like, but also for lovers who can't stand knowing what our significant others are really thinking (about us). In this arena, some argue… » 2/11/15 4:40pm 2/11/15 4:40pm

Valentine's Day Proposals and Weddings: Ghastly or Great?

When the Hallmark Channel tweets out "fun facts" you can be sure it is with regards to something utterly clichéd. And what could be more clichéd than a Valentine's Day proposal? It's a thing that the Wedding Industrial Complex goes all in on, devoting ad dollars and an unknowable number of proverbial column inches… » 2/10/15 2:00pm 2/10/15 2:00pm

Tiny Hamster Celebrates Valentine's Day With A Tiny Date 

I don't know if this series will ever get old: In honor of Valentine's Day, we are reunited with Tiny Hamster, this time accompanied by a Tiny Date. LOVE IS IN THE AIR! Overseen by their anxious, mustachioed human friend, the pair take a romantic gondola ride to Tony's Restaurant, where they are served perciatelli… » 2/10/15 1:20pm 2/10/15 1:20pm

Mozart Boob Twerker Switches to Beethoven for Valentine's Day

One of the best things about the internet is that it gives and it gives and then it gives some more. Thanks to the magical power of Youtube and Sara X, this is the first time in history that you can enjoy the most romantic holiday of the year with a little professional breast dancing. God bless Sara X. » 2/10/15 10:10am 2/10/15 10:10am

Here it Is: The Greatest, Realest and Grossest Period Joke of All Time

Happy Valentine's Day week! Do you have anyone to celebrate it with or will you, like my partner and me, spend the day angrily eating chocolates and wondering when true love will finally find us? If so, you might be interested in this: The most disgusting awesome period joke you've ever heard. » 2/09/15 9:55pm 2/09/15 9:55pm

This Is the Only Acceptable Valentine to Give Out This Year

If you've already bought a box of valentines to give out to your friends, dump it in the trash and set the entire thing on fire, because there's only one type of valentine that's okay to hand to your special chum this year and it's the one that has a picture of Katy Perry's dancing shark on it. All other cards exit to… » 2/05/15 11:45pm 2/05/15 11:45pm

This Is What It Really Looks Like When You Flirt at Work

Work crushes: Everyone has them, but not everyone knows how to flirt in a way that doesn't suggests you won't show up at your intended cube mate's house with a boom box in one hand and a serrated knife in the other. That's why Fast Company put together an educational video to show you what you're really doing when you… » 2/05/15 11:12pm 2/05/15 11:12pm