If someone is actually close enough to read your bald pussy, wouldn't they already take the hint that you want to fuck?

Ramona may have had one too many Pinot Grigios the other night, because she let slip to Us that Cindy Barshop—owner of the hair-removal chain Completely Bare—will be joining the cast of RHONY for its fourth season.

Maybe you've heard of "vatooing." This video claims that it's "literally a tattoo for your vagina." Except it's not. It's body paint for the upper-pubic area that stays on for seven days—as long as you "avoid friction."

Celebrities love Vajazzling, but gluing diamonds on your lady bits is expensive... until now. With Clitter your vagina can glisten for a fraction of the cost. Plus, it "may result in sparkle babies," i.e. your very own RPatz! [Coco Perez]