A Brief Chat With a Woman Who Made Yogurt From Her Vaginal Secretions

Have you guys heard the one about the woman who made yogurt from her own vagina? No? Well then let me tell you a story that begins with the word "flora" and ends with the internet collectively losing its shit because a woman did something with her vagina and talked about it. » 2/10/15 5:10pm 2/10/15 5:10pm

Vaginal Steaming Is the Only Way to Solve Your Problems

Feeling tired, stressed or a little bit grumpy? Angry at your husband/wife/pet cockatoo? Feminine odors got you down? Well, there's a centuries-old cure for all of that, and it's getting hot air blown all the way up into your laughing place in a public setting. And it only costs 50 bucks. Isn't your health worth that? » 1/28/15 7:15pm 1/28/15 7:15pm

Swedes Are Going Nuts For This Kids' Song About Genitals

It goes "snippity, snippity, snippity snop" and you will never be able to get it out of your head. Not even when you learn that the translated lyrics are: "The vagina is cool, you better believe it, even on an old lady. It just sits there so elegantly." » 1/12/15 9:35pm 1/12/15 9:35pm

Woman On Heroin Smuggles Gun Into Jail Via Vagina, Is Basically Magic

Josephine McAllister of Albuquerque , NM was recently booked on a grab bag of charges (including larceny, obstruction of the law and receiving stolen credit cards). But all of that wasn't enough, so McAllister is also adding "hiding a gun in the privates" to her list of charges. Except her story needs some work. » 1/07/15 6:40pm 1/07/15 6:40pm

How Will You Keep Your Vagina Young in 2015?

I don't know you, but I have no doubt you've got self-improvement goals on the docket for 2015. One you may have overlooked while busy going off sugar or increasing overall beauty by 12 to 18 percent is the fact that your vagina is aging faster than you can say cascading wizard sleeve. What to do? » 1/02/15 3:10pm 1/02/15 3:10pm

Can You Draw an Anatomically Correct Penis? An Experiment

In a recent online experiment, a woman asked a group of men to draw medically accurate vaginas to make a point: If men don't even know basic facts about female anatomy, how can they legislate it? They failed miserably. But how might women do at sketching medically accurate peen? We decided to conduct our own… » 1/01/15 4:15pm 1/01/15 4:15pm

My Neck, My Gash: Men Don't Know What to Call Your Vagina. Let's Help.

There comes a time between a person and another person with a vagina when that vagina is going to need to be addressed. Out loud. Not in the clinical sense, but in the romantic or sexual sense. It seems some guys aren't sure how to proceed, at least according to one of their spokesmagazines. So let's help them out. » 12/09/14 4:10pm 12/09/14 4:10pm

This Vagina Was worth $25,000 For 10 Whole Minutes

Shacarye Tims' vagina may not be the richest in the world, but for several glorious moments it was (at least) well-to-do as it held a Rolex in its clutches. A stunning feat of both thievery and excellent muscle control. » 10/22/14 9:30pm 10/22/14 9:30pm

Here Are the Real and Ridiculous Reviews for Vaginal Shrinking Cream

If there's one thing that hasn't yet been advertised on late-night television, it's a cream that will shrink your vagina into a tiny nothing that not even an ant could get through. A cream that works miracles to turn even the biggest sleeve of wizard into an impenetrable fortress of solitude. Now that's changed. » 10/09/14 7:00pm 10/09/14 7:00pm

OMFG Teach Your Kids Accurate Names for Body Parts Already

Generally speaking, girls have vaginas. Boys have penises. I did not think this was a groundbreaking thing to teach a 4-year-old (even at 2), but it is according to her teacher, who informed me my kid was telling other kids that babies come out of vaginas. First, I was so proud. Then I realized she was asking me to… » 9/24/14 12:20pm 9/24/14 12:20pm

Airbnb's New Logo Is a Vagina

Apple Will Engrave 'Penis' on Your iPad but Not 'Vagina' or 'Clit'

Today in absolutely fucking absurd and transparent gender bias rooted in the widespread male terror of women's mysterious, swampy genitals, Apple apparently refuses to engrave "vagina" or "clit" on anyone's iPad! You can, however, get "penis" or "dick" permanently etched into your electronics with no trouble… » 7/09/14 7:00pm 7/09/14 7:00pm

Now You Don't Even Need a Yearly Pelvic Exam (Maybe)

After the yearly pap smear was scrapped, it was only a matter of time that they'd come for our yearly pelvic exam too. Stop it, you're putting the gynecologists out of business and making everyone upset! » 7/01/14 4:15pm 7/01/14 4:15pm

The Labia Library Shows that All Vaginas Are Normal

It's no secret that many women feel ashamed of how the outside of their vulvas look, especially in a world where it's easy to believe yours is supposed to look like that of a porn star. Luckily, The Labia Library is here to show that like women's bodies in general, labias come in different shapes and sizes. » 6/26/14 6:30pm 6/26/14 6:30pm

Practice Eating Pussy by Licking Your Phone's Filthy Screen

As Superbad star and Oscar nominee Jonah Hill once said in one of his most criminally underrated performances: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. You probably don't want them to think you're bad at eating it, either. Problem is, for people who have never attempted performing oral sex on a… » 3/06/14 6:10pm 3/06/14 6:10pm

This Season's Garnet Hill Catalog Cover Model Is A Vagina

High-quality natural fabric-slinger Garnet Hill is hardly the place a catalog enthusiast would expect to find a faceful of vagina. And yet, it's hard to look at the latest edition of the catalog without feeling like a giggling sixth grader at the Santa Fe Georgia O'Keeffe museum. » 1/14/14 5:40pm 1/14/14 5:40pm

Can Penises Get Stuck Inside Vaginas? MAYBE!

Well, this is terrifying. If you've ever wondered whether (private) parts can get stuck inside each other during sex (I have! Because I am always thinking about scary things: sex mishaps, the eventual heat death of the universe, etc.) then you can safely tell yourself that yes it can happen, but it probably won't.… » 1/04/14 6:45pm 1/04/14 6:45pm

Massive Snowman Bouncy House Has a Giant Vagina for an Entrance

Chicago's Navy Pier is hosting their annual magical Winter Wonderfest right now and one of the new attractions is a brand new 38-foot-tall "Snowman Bouncer." Except that this Snowman is clearly biologically a Snowoman. » 12/18/13 5:45pm 12/18/13 5:45pm

Qatar's New World Cup Stadium Will Look Like a Giant Vagina

In preparation for the 2022 World Cup in Qatar, the architectural firm responsible for the stadium's design has released a short animation revealing their future plans. Any discerning human will be quick to recognize that the building looks exactly like an enormous vagina. » 11/18/13 11:20am 11/18/13 11:20am