Practice Eating Pussy by Licking Your Phone's Filthy Screen

As Superbad star and Oscar nominee Jonah Hill once said in one of his most criminally underrated performances: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. You probably don't want them to think you're bad at eating it, either. Problem is, for people who have never attempted performing oral sex on a… » 3/06/14 6:10pm 3/06/14 6:10pm

Things To Think About That Catfish Vagina Thing in 'The Counselor'

There is a movie out called The Counselor, directed by Ridley Scott and written by novelist Cormac McCarthy, and it is perhaps terrible and good, and in one scene a man named Reiner (Javier Bardem) recounts to another man named the Counselor (Michael Fassbender) that he wishes he could forget about the time this woman… » 10/29/13 11:22am 10/29/13 11:22am

Newspaper Censors the Word 'Vagina' in Vagina Monologues Ad

A tipster sent us this ad for an upcoming production of Eve Ensler's The Vagina Monologues at the StageNorth Theater in Washburn, Wisconsin that was placed in the Ashland Daily Press, a local newspaper. Note that the word "vagina" is repeatedly X-ed out, because we live in a world where the anatomically correct word for… » 6/24/13 4:50pm 6/24/13 4:50pm

Orgasms Happen During Childbirth, but Only in France (Obviously)

Back in 2008 when the innocence of youth was sullied by the banking crisis, the Are You Afraid of the Dark? of investigative journalism shows, 20/20, aired parts of a documentary called Orgasmic Birth: The Best-Kept Secret, sparking a firestorm of internet commenting controversy. Orgasms during birth? You mean, yet one … » 6/09/13 6:00pm 6/09/13 6:00pm

Biology Teacher Faces Investigation for Use Of Word 'Vagina' in Anatomy…

A biology teacher from Idaho is under investigation by the state's professional standards commission following his shocking attempt to teach his students what a vagina is. For those of you who were not raised by deviants, FYI: a vagina is a reproductive organ belonging to all female placental mammals. Once a month,… » 3/27/13 9:30am 3/27/13 9:30am

Doctors Not Too Thrilled About the Rise in Vaginal Rejuvenation…

There is a growing concern among those who practice the healing arts that female genital cosmetic surgery, while still a small segment of the U.S. plastic surgery market, is growing at a disconcertingly fast clip, with "thousands" of women undergoing vaginoplasties or vaginal "rejuvenations" each year. Surgeons such as Dr. … » 8/26/12 2:00pm 8/26/12 2:00pm

Mitt Romney Unwittingly Tells Spanish Language News Outlet that He…

We all misuse slang now and then. When I was in fourth grade, a kid named David told everyone on the playground that women's private parts were called "pajoygens," and no one corrected him. A kid I used to babysit used to refer to her elbows as "boners" (because they're bony?). And I'll never forget the time I was in… » 8/14/12 4:20pm 8/14/12 4:20pm

Tweet Generator Hilariously Spams Abortion-Restricting Lawmakers with…

Are you an on-the-go woman with a burning hatred for the angry old white guys who are trying to regulate your ladyparts? Do you desire, more than anything, to have conservative lawmakers' personal input on your Down There Problems? Does your busy schedule mean you have no time to ask them all of the women's health… » 7/17/12 4:50pm 7/17/12 4:50pm

Public Scandalized by Ad Claiming Women Have Vaginas and Experience…

Can you remember the last time you heard someone talk about vaginal discharge on the television, or even just in public? Probably not, because we're conditioned to think of discharge as "icky." Vaginal discharge beats out even incontinence for the title of "She Who Must Not Be Named" in the feminine hygiene industry; it's … » 7/16/12 11:10am 7/16/12 11:10am