The feds are currently investigating alleged failures by the University of Southern California officials and campus police to prosecute rape — including one student who was told that no rape occurred in her case because her alleged assailant did not orgasm. Yep.

Thanks to humankind's fondness for both talking and humping, we've been gossiping about sex from the moment we were socially able to do so. But — as we know — the internet changes everything, including campus culture, where gossiping about sex has become a dedicated online pastime. Judging by the rising popularity of…

Yesterday we learned that wannabe pickup artist Armando Romero was attempting to use USC's name and facilities to host creepy PUA events. Now the university informs us he won't be allowed to do that anymore.

Does it matter if the distributor of a charming guide to the "targeting" of women, with or without their consent, was actually a registered member of a fraternity? And whether or not the document was an original? Some think it does.

USC, which enrolls more foreign students than any U.S. university, is offering a semester-long non-credit course to teach international students about American food, idioms and customs. If it explains the popularity of the Kardashians, we want in. [L.A.T.]

Researchers at USC are reporting that men are more likely to "tolerate" prejudice than women are. Law professor Edward J. McCaffery conducted a phone survey of over 3,300 folks, and found that while men are more tolerant of prejudice, both men and women are intolerant of prejudice against the "genetically…

In Wednesday's Midweek Madness, we relayed the Star item about Whitney Port is getting kicked off of The Hills. A source says Whit doesn't know it yet, but they've already started shooting scenes with her replacement. What we left out is the alleged scab's name: Jenna Goldsmith. According to her Teen Vogue blog,…