Earlier this month, attorney general Jeff Sessions—David the Gnome’s racist cousin—commenced a review of “consent decrees,” agreements between the federal government and local police forces to address issues of systemic racism and other prejudices. Today, in an op-ed published by USA Today, Sessions broadcasted his…
USA Today, the newspaper you get for free at Holiday Inns around the country, just issued its first ever endorsement of a Presidential candidate in its 34 year history — literally anyone but inflamed carbuncle Donald Trump.
On Tuesday, Hillary Clinton became the first woman nominated as a major party presidential candidate. It was a historical moment in the United States, and despite the controversies around this election, it cannot be underplayed. Unless you’re designing the front cover of a major newspaper on Wednesday.
USA Today’s Kevin Johnson has followed the lives of nine inmates who were all released from solitary confinement on the same day in 2002. All of the men were felons, Texans, and while all of them hoped to remain out of prison, none of them were given a transition period between “the box” and the street. Now, 13 years…
An unidentified expert traveler caused a flight from Miami to Chicago to make an emergency landing in Indianapolis on Monday afternoon. USA Today reports American Airlines flight 1284 was “just an hour” from its destination when the pilot decided to land after a “screaming woman” just wouldn’t quit with the disruptive…
Stephenie Meyer's Twilight books held the top four spots on USA Today's best-seller list for the second quarter in a row. This is partially due to the fact that when you read a Twilight book, you turn into one. [Mediabistro]
You might have gathered that we are conflicted about parenting. Whatever our awe-inspiring productivity might suggest bloggers are not cyborgs of snark; we are humans, who were parented once, and who occasionally eat peanut butter straight from the jar, just like you would if you had a job that never actually required…
And the award for the most flagrant expenditure of newspaper interactive graphics department time goes to USA Today for Dating Game wherein you can click on one celeb bachelorette, click on a celeb bachelor, and hear what self-professed "high end discreet" Matchmaker, Publicity Queen and Master Observer Of The Human…
