Stephenie Meyer's Twilight books held the top four spots on USA Today's best-seller list for the second quarter in a row. This is partially due to the fact that when you read a Twilight book, you turn into one. [Mediabistro]

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And the award for the most flagrant expenditure of newspaper interactive graphics department time goes to USA Today for Dating Game wherein you can click on one celeb bachelorette, click on a celeb bachelor, and hear what self-professed "high end discreet" Matchmaker, Publicity Queen and Master Observer Of The Human…