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    Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps

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    Image of karmasutra är svensk karmasutra är svensk
    06/11/09

    In reply to Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps
    I was taking my SAT in a classroom where a kid peed in his pants. He had to go really badly but was too obsessed with getting a good score that he didn't want to waste time going to the bathroom.


    You could hear the drip, drip onto the floor. Talk about distracting.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/11/09

    @karmasutra: That's...dedication?
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    06/11/09

    In reply to Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps
    Let's be real, who among us hasn't threatened to shit on Daniel Baldwin's pillow?
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    Image of kaiwhakamarie kaiwhakamarie
    06/11/09

    In reply to Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps
    I am really ashamed to admit that I got totally hooked watching this last night. Janice is so EVIL! She pisses in the camp, she steals granola bars...really she's coming off kind of pathetic at the moment. And yet I can't stop watching. Oh, it's addictive. I can't help it.
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    Image of annebreal annebreal
    06/11/09

    In reply to Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps
    Once Janice gets voted off there will be no reason to watch this show anymore. Then it'll be the adorable and normal Lou Diamond Phillips, a handful of people who have never and probably will never be famous, and the Baldwins. And I will never watch anything for a Baldwin.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    06/11/09

    @annebreal: Love Sanjaya, but he isn't exactly entertaining along the likes of Speidi and Janice. Someone needs to smuggle Daniel some crack into that jungle, stat!
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    06/11/09

    In reply to Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps
    lou diamond phillips seems to be the only remotely sane person there. daniel is working on sanity, but holy cow...lou is smart and calm and hasn't really lost it since being there. lou ftw.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    06/11/09

    @rednrowdy: I am baffled as to why Lou is on this show, but Im thinking he really just wanted to do it for his charity? He's a good guy.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    06/11/09

    In reply to Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps
    A guy I went to school with woke up in the middle of the night and pee'd on his lap top. TWICE. Totally ruined two mac books.
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    Image of miggery sow miggery sow
    06/11/09

    @ElleL: Was he really awake?
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    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    06/11/09

    @ElleL: To my shame I DATED a guy who, while sleeping, pissed not on his own laptop, but on his room-mate's. He also once stumbled drunk into my parents bedroom, in the middle of the night, while looking for the bathroom, I presume. Oy.
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    06/11/09

    @ElleL: During a summer stay in Russia, a bunch of my friends and I got horribly drunk on vodka on the train between St.Petersburg and Moscow (totally illegal, by the way, to drink on trains) and my friend Kat woke up in the middle of the night to find our friend Eric peeing on the end of the bed she was sleeping in with her boyfriend.


    Kat said it wasn't nearly as bad as the story she heard about a guy at Tufts, who in the middle of an orgy, got up and proceeded to cum all over his roommate's laptop.


    That story has forever scarred me.

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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    06/11/09

    @miggery sow: I think it was more of a drunken coma sleep walking state?
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    06/11/09

    @fluxus flucker: Hahaha at least you have a funny story(s) to tell!
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    ElleL was starred ElleL was unstarred
    Image of ElleL ElleL
    06/11/09

    @EkaterinaBallerina: Hahaha, that is amazing.


    Wow, cum on a laptop... YIKES!

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    Image of nex0s nex0s
    06/11/09

    In reply to Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps
    I saw a bit of this show for the first time ever last night. And wow. These people are horrifying. Why are these shows popular? I don't own a teevee so I really Do Not Get It. I felt like my brain was turning to mush in the 3 minutes I watched!
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    Image of kookla kookla
    06/11/09

    @nex0s: Your last caption just captured the show's appeal. It really is brain-mushing, horrifying entertainment. I love it!
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    06/11/09

    In reply to Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps
    You know I have read her autobiography 'No Lifeguard On Duty' and she came across as a slightly strange but wonderfully intelligent, empowered, and fun person. It's so strange trying to marry that image with the one she currently presents.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    06/11/09

    In reply to Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps
    You don't remember me, but I remember you

    ('t was oh so long ago, your sanity unglued)

    Shit on my pillow, pee on my foot, caused by you, you
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    Image of Easybreezy Easybreezy
    06/11/09

    In reply to Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps
    From the mouths of Baldwins...
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/11/09

    In reply to Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps
    Such a pisser. That's not model behavior.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/11/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): We really shouldn't dump on her.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    06/11/09

    In reply to Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps
    Why oh why don't they show this in/allow it to stream to Oz? Gosh darn it!
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    Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! was starred Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/11/09

    In reply to Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps
    What a load.
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    06/11/09

    In reply to Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps
    Maybe she did what I do in times of stress - sleepwalk and piss in random locations, then wake up crying uncontrollably. Better in a jungle that a carpeted appartment, let me tell you.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    06/11/09

    @Beat Girl: I've seen the phenomena before, but Janice seems to look around first. I call shenanigans on her.

    Also, the guys I've noticed do this usually pee in a corner or closet, sometimes off of a balcony. The weirdest one I've ever heard of was a woman that pulled a drawer from the dresser and squatted over it, totally asleep. My friend woke up and watched her in disbelief, and asked: "WTF?" She woke up and freaked out because she had no idea what she was doing.
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