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New Sega Games Use Men's Dicks as Controllers

You know what's boring? Peeing standing up! We ladies wouldn't know this, but it's the worst— nothing to do but stare at the wall in front of you for the 10-30 seconds that it takes to urinate. Luckily, Sega has developed a solution for this pervasive problem and that solution, no duh, is video games for urinals.… » 1/20/12 3:00pm 1/20/12 3:00pm

Man Pees On 11-Year-Old Girl During Flight From Hell

No matter what happens on your next flight, you should consider yourself lucky if you don't wind up covered in a stranger's bodily fluids. Yesterday during a flight from Portland, Oregon to New York, a father left his 11-year-old daughter in her seat while he took his other daughter to the bathroom. When he returned,… » 8/11/11 9:34pm 8/11/11 9:34pm

The Shenis, Or, What Happens When Girls Pee Standing Up



After hearing about the Shenis, a 12-inch-long, hollowed-out penis that enables women to pee standing up, it was clear what we needed to do: Order a few and engage in a pissing contest. [These ladies are my heroes. -Ed.] Yesterday afternoon, four of us gathered on a rooftop in Brooklyn, where we chugged beer, wine… » 10/22/07 11:00am 10/22/07 11:00am