Indian Women Fight for the Right to Pee

The right to pee for free without being publicly humiliated is a basic human right that most of us probably take for granted. But Indian women have recently been forced to mobilize in hopes of putting an end to a sexist double standard: in many cities, men pee gratis while women have to pay to wait in line for a… » 6/14/12 6:10pm 6/14/12 6:10pm

How to Pee Anywhere

No matter how careful she is, no matter how her bigass purse teems with delicate, fluttery paper products and hand lotion and tampons and aspirin and band aids, there will come a time in every woman's life when she's faced with a desperate pee situation. A toilet will be clogged, a bathroom inaccessible, the line for… » 5/29/12 3:20pm 5/29/12 3:20pm

New Sega Games Use Men's Dicks as Controllers

You know what's boring? Peeing standing up! We ladies wouldn't know this, but it's the worst— nothing to do but stare at the wall in front of you for the 10-30 seconds that it takes to urinate. Luckily, Sega has developed a solution for this pervasive problem and that solution, no duh, is video games for urinals.… » 1/20/12 3:00pm 1/20/12 3:00pm

Man Pees On 11-Year-Old Girl During Flight From Hell

No matter what happens on your next flight, you should consider yourself lucky if you don't wind up covered in a stranger's bodily fluids. Yesterday during a flight from Portland, Oregon to New York, a father left his 11-year-old daughter in her seat while he took his other daughter to the bathroom. When he returned,… » 8/11/11 9:34pm 8/11/11 9:34pm

Woman Who Urinated In Convenience Store Freezer Has Regrets

Carrie Harkness ruined $508 worth of food, was charged with criminal mischief, and summed up the incident on Facebook thusly: "wish I could take back friday night!!!!!" » 12/21/10 2:30pm 12/21/10 2:30pm

Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps

On Last night's I'm a Celebrity…, Janice woke up in the middle of the night, squat beside her bed, and peed in the middle of the group's camp. Later, she threatened to take a shit on Daniel Baldwin's pillow. » 6/11/09 12:00pm 6/11/09 12:00pm

Dodai here. OMG. I love pizza. I had pizza for dinner last night. It had onions and barbecue sauce on it and it rocked my small, small world. But apparently, for 1 million American women, eating pizza means awful pelvic pain » 10/10/08 11:20am 10/10/08 11:20am and an urgent need to frequently urinate. According to researchers at Northwestern…

Does Your Man Pee Sitting Down?

Now this is surprising: In a poll taken of 518 married couples, 49% of the guys said they pee sitting down, because their wives had asked them to. By the by, this poll was conducted in Japan, where "toilet etiquette is a serious topic," explains Guardian. Around here, we pee standing up. So somehow it makes perfect… » 12/14/07 4:40pm 12/14/07 4:40pm

The Shenis, Or, What Happens When Girls Pee Standing Up

After hearing about the Shenis, a 12-inch-long, hollowed-out penis that enables women to pee standing up, it was clear what we needed to do: Order a few and engage in a pissing contest. [These ladies are my heroes. -Ed.] Yesterday afternoon, four of us gathered on a rooftop in Brooklyn, where we chugged beer, wine… » 10/22/07 11:00am 10/22/07 11:00am