BHLDN-Loving Bridesmaids Are Saving Anthropologie From Itself

Once one of the top stores to buy clothing inspired by field-tromping dutch milkmaids and vintage squares of knotted organic fabric for ludicrous prices, Anthropologie has fallen into some hard times. One bright spot for the Anthro brand? Bridesmaids love BHLDN, the store’s bridal spinoff.
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ADL To Urban Outfitters: Enough With The Holocaust Inspo 

In the latest of a string of controversies for the Kristen Cavallari of lifestyle brands ("Ugh, I hate all this drama!" moans URBN INC, with a glint in its eye), Urban Outfitters is being urged by the Anti-Defamation League to remove a tapestry resembling the uniforms gay male prisoners wore in Nazi concentration… » 2/11/15 10:10am 2/11/15 10:10am

The Monsters at Teva Are Encouraging You to Wear Socks With Sandals

Red alert, red alert: The fugly shoe trend has gone too far and it must be neutralized immediately. In a horrifying development, Teva has decided to make an asset of its association with hippie nerds and is now actively encouraging people to combine socks and sandals. Evacuate sectors five through eight; I've got… » 10/14/14 6:30pm 10/14/14 6:30pm

Goldman Sachs Is Confused, Turned Off By Urban Outfitters' Denim Tutu

A hilarious Goldman Sachs analysis of the outlook for hip youth clothing (and sometimes bedbug :( ) purveyor Urban Outfitters revealed some concerning negative indicators for potential investors in the store's parent company. Namely: denim tutus. Denim tutus! Have you ever heard as a thing as crazy as a denim tutu? » 12/18/13 4:00pm 12/18/13 4:00pm

Urban Outfitters Incites the Wrath of Mothers with New Back-to-School…

Urban Outfitters is pissing off more beleaguered parents with a line of girls' t-shirts that feature pithy drinking slogans such as "I Vote for Vodka" (which obviously has some Communist overtones, but let's just ignore that for right now), "I Drink You're Cute" and the faithfully cringe-inducing "Misery Loves… » 8/29/12 1:35pm 8/29/12 1:35pm