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    "I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"

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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    08/15/09

    In reply to "I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
    Soon, it will be OVER 9000.

    I'm sorry, I know the internets are over that joke, but I'm a little slow.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    08/11/09

    In reply to "I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
    NUMBER 5990! Thanks asswipe!
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    Image of likepenguins likepenguins
    08/11/09

    In reply to "I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
    ha ha ha, "work this hard." Dude. You took a bib, narrowed the hole considerably, and stuck it on your cock. One time I masturbated by sitting on a massaging chair, but I didn't invent the vibrator.
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    portia_sue promoted this comment likepenguins was starred likepenguins was unstarred
    Image of ShivaniImbeciliot ShivaniImbeciliot
    08/11/09

    In reply to "I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
    "I know how you all looked forward to your weekly rampaging bitch sessions about me and product" Yes, because you're that special and that interesting. Surely anyone who thinks up something like this, even as a novelty product, is a sad inadequate squit who no self-respecting woman would go near with a shitty stick? 'I want you to suck my dick, but please don't make a mess'? well you could always have a wank instead and then you'd have no-one to blame for the mess but yourself.
    Upvoted, 5781!
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    DoctorNine's D9 Cat approved this comment ShivaniImbeciliot was starred ShivaniImbeciliot was unstarred
    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    08/11/09

    In reply to "I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
    Done. Damn, that felt good.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    08/11/09

    In reply to "I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
    Doesn't he understand it's just as much our right to poke fun at his Cockbibs, as it is for him to keep writing us rude, grammatically incorrect emails?
    5560, last time I looked.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    08/11/09

    In reply to "I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
    5458. Keep whining, dude - it will soon hit 10,000.
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    Image of Sev Sev
    08/11/09

    In reply to "I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
    Maybe we should stop giving him free publicity?
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    birminghamdrunk promoted this comment Sev was starred Sev was unstarred
    Image of birminghamdrunk birminghamdrunk
    08/11/09

    @Sev: free bad publicity. and whatever- he's exacerbating it.
    maybe you should lighten up?
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    Edited by birminghamdrunk at 08/11/09 9:34 AM birminghamdrunk was starred birminghamdrunk was unstarred
    Image of Brian Fowler Brian Fowler
    08/11/09

    In reply to "I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
    I would have nothing but contempt for this poor soul, if I did not already have nothing but pity instead.
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    Image of Catabolic Catabolic
    08/11/09

    @Brian Fowler: The poor man is a modern Don Quixote, railing against the windmills of anti-cockbibbery. What really takes this to tragic-personal-crisis level is this: "as it turns out is more people buy it as a Gag Gift than a Blowjob Bib but Fuck It, Whatever! Its still funny as hell!"
    He has put Time! and Effort! and Hard Work! into this wonderful product that he created in earnest to help out all the menz with slobbering girlfriends... and his dreams of a Nobel prize have been squashed by evil people who cannot understand how crippling an affliction wet balls are.
    The most awful thing of all? He only just realized they call it a gag gift because it makes people gag.
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    DoctorNine's D9 Cat promoted this comment Catabolic was starred Catabolic was unstarred
    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    08/11/09

    @Catabolic: Besides, he doesn't have a patent or anything. These guys from Vanuatu have some snazzy sheaths that really are much more fashionable, and require a significant commitment to the idiom: in short, they have STYLE!
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    Image of little_librarian little_librarian
    08/10/09

    In reply to "I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
    Hey Cockbib guy. You know what? With your pointless and assy email, you just reminded me of you and your idiotic product.
    Guess what I'm going to do now?
    I'm going to post the urban dictionary link on my facebook, blog, twitter and many other places to get the thumbs up count even higher. I hope other Jezzies feel similarly inspired. I'm also going to personally go vote a thumbs up every day.
    You're very welcome.
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    stealthird promoted this comment little_librarian was starred little_librarian was unstarred
    Image of Liz Lemmon Liz Lemmon
    08/10/09

    In reply to "I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
    4344!
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    Bunsen Honeydew promoted this comment Liz Lemmon was starred Liz Lemmon was unstarred
    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    08/10/09

    @dotcom.com: I just went to add my contribution to the thumbs up side of the fence and I'm number 4433! Good job ladies! The best part is though, the grand number of thumbs down....21. You know, more than 20 but less than 22. Yeah. Señor Unhinged is probably crying somewhere.
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    08/10/09

    In reply to "I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
    OMFG I just noticed the "get this definition on a mug" button. AMAZING. Now if only there was a "get this definition on a highball glass" button...
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    Bunsen Honeydew promoted this comment Edited by pesematology at 08/10/09 10:48 PM pesematology was starred pesematology was unstarred
    Image of ClockOnTheStove ClockOnTheStove
    08/10/09

    In reply to "I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
    It's a cockbibbin' shame that this cockbib just out-cockbibbed himself. He ought to cockbib up and just get a cockbibbin' clue! How many cockbibs does it take to cockbib in a cockbib? Cockbib.
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    Image of fjordtjie fjordtjie
    08/10/09

    In reply to "I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
    "I did not work this hard to create a product just so that you and your readers can poke fun at it and misrepresent it!"
    uh, dude. you did not invent bibs. taking a bib and making the neck hole smaller was neither 'working hard' nor clever. therefore, it deserves to be openly mocked and ridiculed, as it is a *stupid idea*. you should be thankful for jezebel opening a discussion of it, because this has got to qualify as free advertising, and i'd bet you noticed an increase in profits as a result. even though, from your deeply intelligent responses, anyone interested in one now knows how mature and professional you are, it probably didn't deter them from purchasing one. you're welcome!
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    Bunsen Honeydew promoted this comment Edited by fjordtjie at 08/10/09 10:20 PM fjordtjie was starred fjordtjie was unstarred
    Image of phalenopsis phalenopsis
    08/10/09

    In reply to "I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
    *deep breath in* Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeee. *phew* I've heard five year olds whine less than that. Are the other kids being mean to you? Did someone say something bad to you on the playground? Did the big kids steal your lunch money? Is that why you threw a temper tantrum and went stomping off in the corner, demanding for the Mean Girls to leave you alone? Whiiiiiineeee.
    Also, "dissappearing" what the hell is that, some kind of fucked up Harry Potter spell? Disapparate?
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    Bunsen Honeydew promoted this comment phalenopsis was starred phalenopsis was unstarred
    Image of earthgirl earthgirl
    08/10/09

    @phalenopsis: Seriously. Because he stomps around and throws a temper tantrum we're going to change our minds about him? It's called free speech.
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    Bunsen Honeydew promoted this comment earthgirl was starred earthgirl was unstarred
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