Hey, hey, hep cat jurors! In today's modern and crazy courtroom, some words may come up that you don't quite understand. While in your everyday life, you could just let these words go, in court you gotta get wise to 'em because they may make the difference in a guilty/not guilty verdict. Ya dig, turkeys?

Do you remember CockBibs? Or the unhinged man who invented them? Well, he's firing off angry emails to us again. This time, he's irate about an Urban Dictionary definition that Jezebel readers created—and made popular!—for the term "cockbib."

We are well aware that there are a bunch of little weenies who submit and vote on definitions for Urban Dictionary. But we guess we hadn't realized just how dickish they were until Feministing pointed us toward the entries for "feminism." Some choice excerpts after the jump. [Feministing]