Accused Butt-Chugger Denies Putting Alcohol Up His Butt, Wants You to…

As first reported via internet freakout last week, a University Tennessee student with alcohol poisoning ended up in the emergency room after, allegedly, a night spent butt chugging. For those of you who have not been following along, butt chugging is basically an alcohol enema; enterprising students supposedly shove… » 10/03/12 12:45pm 10/03/12 12:45pm

Attention, Butt-Chuggers: Please Do Not Put Alcohol Up Your Butt…

No, really, don't. Don't put alcoholic beverages up your butt. It's a shame that the state of campus binge drinking — which once upon a time was just a fine, longstanding tradition of respectable keg stands and historically significant beer bongs — has come to a point where this even needs to be clarified, but here we… » 9/27/12 2:30pm 9/27/12 2:30pm

Pat Summitt Steps Down Due to Early Onset Dementia

Long time University of Tennessee women's basketball coach and legendary badass Pat Summitt announced today that she'll be stepping down from her post at the helm of one of the most successful programs in college sports, citing early-onset dementia that began affecting her last summer. She leaves the court the… » 4/18/12 7:15pm 4/18/12 7:15pm

Pat Summitt Diagnosed With Early-Onset Dementia

In a video announcement, Pat Summitt made the shocking disclosure that she's been diagnosed with dementia at a mere 59 years old. The Hall of Fame Coach said she started to notice strange behaviors last season like behaving "erratically" and second-guessing her decisions on the basketball court. It is rare that… » 8/24/11 11:05am 8/24/11 11:05am

Let Us (Mostly) Rejoice In Pat Summitt's Misery

Last night, Muffet McGraw earned her first career win over Pat Summitt. The Notre Dame women had lost 20 straight games to the Tennessee Volunteers before McGraw's squad — led by its phenomenal sophomore guard, Skylar Diggins — defeated the No. 1 Vols 73-59 in Dayton last night. This was a bittersweet moment for… » 3/29/11 7:05pm 3/29/11 7:05pm