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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    12/14/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
    I wonder if someone needs to tell Nike that a background check is only meaningful if the subject has actually gotten caught doing something.

    Unless by background check he means shady-private-eye-type investigating, in which case I will proffer that they seem to have not done a great job.
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    12/14/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
    "Gaga looks...surprisingly normal."

    And no one looks more surprised about that than Cyndi Lauper.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/14/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
    Brunch after 1.30? Isn't that known as lunch?
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    12/14/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Not when you're me and wake up at noon on the weekends! in my college Sunday brunch lasted until 2:30pm.
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    12/14/09

    @BlondeGoddess: On Sunday's brunch lasts til 2. There is no lunch only zuul.
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    hortense promoted this comment loudlyquiet was starred loudlyquiet was unstarred
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    12/14/09

    @BlondeGoddess: No, a lot of places serve brunch until 3.
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    12/14/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
    Will Lacrox's whimsical new SNCF uniforms do anything to change the employees' jerktastic attitudes?

    If so, I suggest that he next craft uniforms for French university administrative assistants.
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    12/14/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
    Brunch is the best thing in the world, ever. It's breakfast food, but with gossip and champagne. I would be highly suspicious of anyone who was anti-brunch.
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    hortense promoted this comment fulanita was starred fulanita was unstarred
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    12/14/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
    Who the hell is against brunch?

    I know! I always reserve my sundays for mimosas and eggs benedict! Journalism has officially jumped the shark.
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    bluetrain84 promoted this comment cinematheques was starred cinematheques was unstarred
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    12/14/09

    @cinematheques: I cannot be friends with anybody who is against brunch. I have principles, geez!
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    12/14/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
    I love Helena Christensen for being obsessed with vocabulary and punctuation. And Cyndi & Gaga look absolutely flawless in that ad.
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    Image of GreyEminence GreyEminence
    12/14/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
    Ah, Helena Christiensen, I understand! I'm very exacting with my text messages, too. I've tried purposely inserting spelling/punctuation mistakes just to fit in with my friends, but it makes me feel...dirty.
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    Rare Affinity promoted this comment GreyEminence was starred GreyEminence was unstarred
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    12/14/09

    @GreyEminence: Helena Christensen is my kind of gal. I never use text speak when sending texts and it grates when some of my contemporaries do. Reading "R U nearby?" on a first date for example does not bode well if it comes from a middle-aged man.
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    12/14/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
    The Ferragamo family is so....chic. I just love them. And I am wearing a (gifted) pair of their shoes today and they're like slippers.
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    Edited by Penny at 12/14/09 11:42 AM Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
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    12/14/09

    @Penny: I scour eBay for decently priced flats. I have no shame in wearing secondhand shoes, and those babies are the most comfortable things ever.
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    12/14/09

    @Jenna: My aunt's Italian partner hates my shoes so whenever I visit (I might wear a shitty pair of shoes for the occasion) he insists on buying me a pair. Last year he bought me these amazing red Ferragamo heels and they are soooo comfortable. I absolutely have no shame in second-hand shoes either! I bought a super cool pair of Prada heels for 40 bucks from eBay. At least they're broken in :-)
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    12/14/09

    @Penny: Secondhand shoes FTW! This may be the reason I didn't have them reinstate my eBay account after it got shut down for potentially being hacked. :P

    (BTW, you might want to check out Ferragamo's book Shoemaker of Dreams, it's interesting stuff.)
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    12/14/09

    @Penny: That's how I feel about it. The best is when someone buys them from a department store, scratches the soles, realizes they don't fit, and then can't return them. I will happily own the cast-offs of the stupid rich.
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    Image of Questioning Everything Questioning Everything
    11/16/09

    In reply to Brangelina Tries Jewelry Design; Lindsay Lohan For Bebe?
    Why do celebrities all think that they can design jewelry, clothing or skincare lines? Please, stop celebrity crazed shit now! #brangelinajewelry
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/16/09

    In reply to Brangelina Tries Jewelry Design; Lindsay Lohan For Bebe?
    with reference to the skin lightening stuff in India, while I agree that a lot of that ties into the Indian caste system, but a huge part of is tied in strongly with the concept of 'brown englishmen' etc #brangelinajewelry
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    Image of Heidi Lengdorfer Heidi Lengdorfer
    11/16/09

    @rd2uk: I don't know, I saw skin lightening lotions all over Asia. I think it's just used to be a marker of wealth/beauty, like how it used to be cool to be overweight and pale in the US if you were wealthy and you weren't working all the time.

    A side note, my friend was absolutely shocked when we first came across lightening cream, because she was so used to pale being undesirable. #brangelinajewelry
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    rd2uk promoted this comment Heidi Lengdorfer was starred Heidi Lengdorfer was unstarred
    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/16/09

    @Heidi Lengdorfer: totally agree with both of you, just saying that in the case of india colonization plays a huuuuge role in people wanting to be lighter skinned/speaking english/wearig western clothes etc. obv theres loads of other factors that play into all of this, such as those that ya'll have mentioned. #brangelinajewelry
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    Image of graciousplum graciousplum
    11/16/09

    In reply to Brangelina Tries Jewelry Design; Lindsay Lohan For Bebe?
    Raise your hand if you actually wear Jimmy Choo.
    I don't know anyone who buys $600 shoes! #brangelinajewelry
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    11/16/09

    @graciousplum: I once bought Jimmy Choo heels at a second hand store. They were in great condition and only $30, so I couldn't believe my luck. When I got them home, I realized they are the most UNCOMFORTABLE shoes ever. It's not that they're painful; I've never worn them long enough to feel pain because they are literally impossible to walk in. Something about the balance is off. I cannot walk more than a couple of steps in them. And I am someone who taught myself to walk normally in 6" (no platform) fetish heels. I don't get it. #brangelinajewelry
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    LBB promoted this comment Oleander was starred Oleander was unstarred
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    11/16/09

    @Oleander: I firmly believe that this, rather than all the talk on Sex and the City, is why Manolo Blahnik is more popular than Jimmy Choo. MBs are *really, really comfortable*. #brangelinajewelry
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    Image of girlgonemild girlgonemild
    11/16/09

    In reply to Brangelina Tries Jewelry Design; Lindsay Lohan For Bebe?
    Perhaps H&M's declining sales can be traced to the fact that their current ranges are singularly uninspiring.

    Or maybe I'm just bitter that they don't carry shoes in my size. #brangelinajewelry
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    LBB promoted this comment girlgonemild was starred girlgonemild was unstarred
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    11/16/09

    @girlgonemild: After all of the excitement when H&M finally opened a store in LA, I thought I would find all sorts of awesome things there. So far most of what I've seen has looked like it just stepped out of a time machine from 1986. #brangelinajewelry
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/16/09

    In reply to Brangelina Tries Jewelry Design; Lindsay Lohan For Bebe?
    I'm sorry but those are some butt-ugly necklaces Angelina. They look like that weird Lord of the Rings themed jewelry section in SkyMall magazines. #brangelinajewelry
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    11/16/09

    @futuremouse: It's straight out of Neverending Story. If my consumer dollars can help save Atreyu, then SO BE IT! #brangelinajewelry
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    Image of Caeristhiona Caeristhiona
    11/16/09

    @futuremouse: At least they aren't filled with Billy Bob Thornton's blood. #brangelinajewelry
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Brangelina Tries Jewelry Design; Lindsay Lohan For Bebe?
    800 pairs of sneakers? Not to make light, but I hope someone starts a foundation to help celebrities cope with rampant shoe addiction...
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