Teen Harlotry Leads Catholic School to Ban Skirts from Uniform

Starting next fall, instead of jumpers and skirts, female students at a Connecticut parochial school will dress in khakis and polo shirts just like their male classmates. Weirdly, the group most upset about this is the parents, who seem genuinely distressed by the change— not because of any practical reason, but…
Officials Haven't Decided If Female Olympic Boxers Will Be Forced To Wear Skirts in Competition
Officials from The International Amateur Boxing Association (AIBA) nearly incited fisticuffs when they implied that the first ever Olympic female boxers will be required to enter the ring in skirts. But, calm down, Panicky Von Anxoius O'Feminista— they only might be required. Official uniforms for Olympic women's…
Canadian Military Sets Uniform Rules For Trans Soldiers
According to new Canadian Forces policy, trans service members must dress in the uniform of their "target" gender. PFLAG Canada supports the decision — meanwhile, LGBT troops openly serving in the military have yet to cause Canada to explode.
High School Cheerleaders Campaign For Less-Revealing Uniforms
Last week, a group of Connecticut high school cheerleaders begged their school board for uniforms that don't reveal their midriffs. They say skimpy outfits violate league rules, but like most aspects of cheerleading, there isn't really a standard for uniforms.
Miscellany
An internet search for chin-strap bathing caps led us to the single strangest web site in the world: traveltrunk.com The site describes itself as "a touch of style, a pinch of reality, a taste of fondness! Classics of yesteryear, an age of elegance, dreams come true..." What this translates to, besides the swim caps,…
