Victoria's Big Fuckin' Secret: Your Returned Underwear Gets Shredded

I purchased pairs on pairs on pairs of Victoria's Secret panties when I was young and knew nothing about my body or comfort. All of them pierced deep into the flesh of my hips and lower belly, and sagged in the ass. Deeply painful memories. What I didn't know then (besides what decent underwear could look and feel… » 3/27/15 9:30am Friday 9:30am

Gone Girl Murder Scene Required 36 Pairs of Underwear, So Much Blood

Gone Girl was really a mindfuck, wasn't it? I won't spoil it here, but the entire thing hinges on a twist halfway through the film and then another twist (prominently featuring a gruesome murder) towards the end. And the way that murder scene had to be shot? That's the biggest mindfuck of all. » 1/06/15 11:45am 1/06/15 11:45am

Grab Your Pitchforks: Victoria's Secret Is Selling Used Underpants

The very important sounding, definitely-not-bored Rossen Reports team at Today has discovered that several retailers are re-selling your GROSS UNMENTIONABLES. Noted Underwear Expert Tiffany Yanneta sounds off: » 12/19/14 7:10pm 12/19/14 7:10pm

Heather Graham's Left Thigh Says Hello

Picking up on a trend we thought had perhaps died, Heather Graham showed more than a tad bit of her stunning left leg at the premiere of Horns on Monday evening – though an uncomfortably close look at the outfit reveals that she did in fact wear nude underwear. » 10/28/14 5:25pm 10/28/14 5:25pm

British Dog Eats Thong, Has Surgery, Eats Another Thong

One day, great philosophers will answer one of the most challenging puzzles that has perplexed humanity for hundreds of years—why do dogs insist on eating your underwear? » 9/17/14 4:20pm 9/17/14 4:20pm

You Can Thank World War I for Your Bra

Turns out World War I was responsible for more than Spanish flu and modernist novels read by college freshmen: The conflict also helped American women kick the corset and embrace the bra. » 8/05/14 5:40pm 8/05/14 5:40pm

The Circle of Life for Your Underpants

Like your favorite college sweatshirt, undies are best when they're broken-in. And I’m talking years or wear and tear for maximum comfort and which includes, for us ladies, stains. » 8/01/14 11:20am 8/01/14 11:20am

Britney Spears and David Lynch Are Both Making Bras Now

Elusive chanteuse Britney Spears and famed weirdo director/ transcendental meditation enthusiast/ amazing Louie guest star David Lynch are launching their own respective lines of women's wear. Both contain bras. » 7/24/14 9:40am 7/24/14 9:40am

Jam Out With Your Clam Out In These Anatomically Correct Panties

Cross every single person off your Christmas or Hanukkah or Tet or Kwanzaa or Saturnalia list: female reproductive system underwear has arrived to save the 2014 holiday season. Already! » 7/21/14 6:50pm 7/21/14 6:50pm

​Nativist Group to Send Dirty Underwear to Undocumented Immigrants

Ladies and gentleman, the idiocy of anti-immigration groups in this country is steadily continuing to reach new and unfathomable heights. » 6/26/14 5:00pm 6/26/14 5:00pm

Dear God In Heaven Please Don't Let 'Going Commando' Become Trendy

First, let me make this clear: I don't care if other people want to swear off underwear. If you want to air your vagina in the honeyed summer breezes of public transportation or your cube farm employer or the law school library, I would never move to interfere with your desire to do that. In America, everyone has the… » 6/16/14 7:00pm 6/16/14 7:00pm

How Often Do You Throw Away Your Undies?

A (very informal) survey out of Phoenix, Arizona has found that men, on average, hold onto their underwear for approximately seven years or until "they shred in the washing machine." BFD, I say — I've had the same pair of Old Navy briefs in my rotation since 2003 and they're still going strong. » 4/24/14 6:10pm 4/24/14 6:10pm

Victoria's Secret Abandons All Pretense, Stops Selling Actual Clothes

In a surprising move, Victoria's Secret has made the decision to focus their efforts entirely on bras, underpantythings and fragrances, scaling back from selling their financially successful clothing to concentrate on specific parts of the female body (the sexy parts). » 4/10/14 11:20am 4/10/14 11:20am

The Jockstrap Double Standard: Why Men Should Wear Sexy Underwear

Two hours ago, I asked myself, "Shouldn't I be using Google Incognito?" I had been doing research for this article, and though I'm on my own computer, in my own home, I could imagine some future situation in which a search history of "sexy men's jockstraps japan" might land me in awkward waters. » 3/07/14 2:15pm 3/07/14 2:15pm

Touching Boxer Shorts Makes Ladies Act as Sex-Crazed as Men

Anyone who has ever watched patrons of a strip club or seen Magic Mike (or completely overwhelmed their sensory receptors by seeing Magic Mike at a strip club) knows that sex — and the desire to have it — makes people do stupid things. Just how stupid, though, depends on a person's gender and their proximity to things… » 3/04/14 5:45pm 3/04/14 5:45pm

Pastor Bans Women From Wearing Any Underwear in Church

A pastor in Kenya told women they cannot wear underwear in church anymore, because it prohibits them from feeling close to God. » 3/03/14 11:30pm 3/03/14 11:30pm

Brave Patriots Fight Ban on Sexy Underwear

New trade regulations in Belarus, Russia, and Kazakstan threaten to subject women there to the cruel and dehumanizing indignity of ugly underwear. And no one is taking it lying down. » 2/18/14 7:20pm 2/18/14 7:20pm

Just in Time for Valentine's: Couples' Underwear by Beyonce

At long last, here is the perfect purchase for the couple that aspires to live like Their Royal Highnesses Beyonce and Jay-Z: matching underwear. You know, for your two-person "Drunk in Love" naked dance parties. » 2/07/14 4:45pm 2/07/14 4:45pm

The Dude-Bra Market in Japan Is Surprisingly Robust

The bra market for cross-dressing men (as opposed to men who want to achieve the Kellan Lutz effect with some not-at-all-obvious, custom-fitted chest cushions) is growing, thanks in part to the efforts of a Japanese online retailer. » 1/11/14 1:00pm 1/11/14 1:00pm