Tom Hardy Loves the Photos of Him in 'Tighty-Whitey Budgie Smugglers' 

Tom Hardy is a man. A man who like most men succumbed to posting ridiculous pictures on MySpace in the early aughts. The photos—which have been floating around the internet for awhile—show the beloved Brit wearing silly wigs, a trucker hat, and a wide assortment of underwear. There is also quite a bit of duck face. »9/08/15 10:00pm9/08/15 10:00pm

Calvin Harris' Bulge Was Professionally Photographed Again

Just as there was once a time when Taylor Swift did not release Katy Perry diss tracks that featured Kendrick Lamar, there was once a time when her boyfriend Calvin Harris did not show off his padded bulge in ads for expensive Italian underwear. But things change, and people get waxed. With the release of his second… »7/27/15 3:15pm7/27/15 3:15pm

Victoria's Big Fuckin' Secret: Your Returned Underwear Gets Shredded

I purchased pairs on pairs on pairs of Victoria's Secret panties when I was young and knew nothing about my body or comfort. All of them pierced deep into the flesh of my hips and lower belly, and sagged in the ass. Deeply painful memories. What I didn't know then (besides what decent underwear could look and feel… »3/27/15 9:30am3/27/15 9:30am

Dear God In Heaven Please Don't Let 'Going Commando' Become Trendy

First, let me make this clear: I don't care if other people want to swear off underwear. If you want to air your vagina in the honeyed summer breezes of public transportation or your cube farm employer or the law school library, I would never move to interfere with your desire to do that. In America, everyone has the… »6/16/14 7:00pm6/16/14 7:00pm