Drunk Children Love Watery Beer and Candy-Flavored Liquor

So, everyone knows that kids start guzzling whatever intoxicants they can get their hands on as soon as they're old enough to process angst. It's a confusing time—friendship bracelets one day, recreational cough syrup the next. If you could ferment teal embroidery thread into some sort of syrupy beverage, that would… » 2/19/13 6:00pm 2/19/13 6:00pm

Mom Goes Out Drinking with Her Four-Year-Old Son, Is Promptly Arrested

A woman in South Carolina is simultaneously facing child negligence charges and has become a darkhorse candidate for more permissive mother in America for allegedly giving beer to her four-year-old son at an Irish pub just outside of Charlotte, North Carolina, which coincidentally will host the Democratic National… » 8/29/12 9:30am 8/29/12 9:30am

Underage Boys May Be Drinking Twice As Much This Fourth Of July Weekend

According to a government report, underage drinking over the Fourth of July weekend results in double the number of boys admitted to the emergency room. » 7/02/11 2:55pm 7/02/11 2:55pm

12 College Roofie Victims Could Be Expelled For Simply Drinking

Twelve young women were hospitalized this weekend after apparently being drugged with roofies at a party. Police have arrested one man — but the victims may be punished too. » 10/11/10 9:42am 10/11/10 9:42am

Binge-Drinking Teens At Risk For Osteoporosis

Researchers are warning that teens who binge drink may be at risk for future osteoporosis and bone fractures after finding alcohol disrupts bone formation genes in rats. Sadly, the little hooligans will probably be unmoved by Sally Fields' warnings. » 7/13/10 1:50pm 7/13/10 1:50pm

Underage Willow Palin Reportedly Caught Partying • Men Prefer Scent Of…

• Fifteen-year-old Willow is the latest Palin kid to wind up in trouble. The National Enquirer claims that "Willow has been running with the wrong crowd…regularly involved in underage drinking and smoking dope." • » 1/15/10 5:30pm 1/15/10 5:30pm

Like Putting Make-Up On A Pig

Christina Aguilera To Bring "Dirrty", "Beautiful" Babe Into The World