How in the Hell are We Supposed to Grant Fertilized Eggs Constitutional Rights?

The state legislatures of Virginia and Oklahoma have continued to embarrass their reasonable constituents this week by passing legislation that defines fertilized eggs as "persons" eligible for the same rights as normal humans that aren't multicelled, consciousless globs. Framers of Personhood bills believe that their… »2/16/12 5:30pm2/16/12 5:30pm