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Every Invasive Medical Procedure Should Be Complicated with an Equally Invasive Ultrasound Mandate

Getting your gallbladder removed shouldn't require an ultrasound, a lengthy description of your innards and a 24-hour waiting period, but neither should a lot of things and, to be frank, if those gallbladder floozies of the world really wanted to avoid jumping through bureaucratic hoops for their health care, they…

Idaho Bill Requires Women to Go to Awful Crisis Pregnancy Centers Before Getting Abortions

Were you thinking of fleeing north to escape the draconian reproductive legislation being pushed through in Arizona, Texas, Virginia, and other southern "paradises"? Well, don't bother, because things are getting just as bad for women filthy whores in places like Idaho. Idaho? No, you da ho. Ahem. Anyway, a state…

Virginia Republican Tells Cringeworthy Story About How Wife Won't Fuck Him, Everyone Laughs and Laughs

Today, Virginia Republican legislator Dave Albo took to the floor of the Virginia Assembly to take way too long to tell a gross story about how the state's recent abortion debate resulted in his wife not letting him do it with her. It's like watching your middle school Vice Principal deliver the worst wedding toast…

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Law Forcing Abortion Seekers to Have Vaginal Probe Totally OK Since They've Already Been Penetrated

This week, the Virginia House passed a particularly ugly bit of legislation that would require women seeking a first-trimester abortion in the state to undergo a vaginal ultrasound for no medical reason. Many women are upset because by most definitions, forcing a woman to have something put inside her vagina against…