'World's Toughest Job' Viral Video Is Obvious, Manipulative and Stupid

At this point, if anyone on the internet tells me that a video is going to "blow my mind," or that I need to "wait for it," or that I should prepare to "change the way I think," I immediately want to run an ultra-marathon down an abandoned mine shaft and into the earth's molten core. I despise a "big reveal." How dare… » 4/15/14 4:00pm 4/15/14 4:00pm

Breaking: Annoying ​Rich People Feel "Deep Affinity" for Africa

The New York Times ran a fairly exasperating piece about Matthew Mellon and Nicole Hanley Mellon's lifestyle-infused clothing line. (If you don't know these people, don't even worry about it—I'm not even sure if working class are supposed to know about these things.) Anyway this gruesome twosome plan to make their… » 4/13/14 2:30pm 4/13/14 2:30pm

Girl Eats Her Own Body Weight in Ketchup EVERY Year

We all have weird food habits. I know one girl who eats french fries with a fork and salad with her hands. I know another who eats hummus with a spoon when she doesn't gave pita bread or baby carrots and another still whose favorite snack is apple slices layered with cheddar cheese. (PSYCH, ALL OF THESE GIRLS ARE ME.)… » 2/27/14 7:15pm 2/27/14 7:15pm

World's Worst Parents Dina and Michael Lohan Take Their Feud to TV

Did you for one second think that we didn't live in a bizarro circus world where the less-famous parents of very famous people go on television to accuse each other of exhibiting violent behavior and being addicted to cocaine? Well, that's your mistake because as it turns out, that is the exact bizarro circus world… » 9/06/13 4:00pm 9/06/13 4:00pm

A Brief History of Tech Companies Talking to Women Like Total Assholes

No matter how far technology might advance, there's always been one little area that the reigning powers-that-be have never quite managed to figure out. Or more specifically, an area they've never quite figured out how to talk to. Tech companies, meet women. And then stop treating them like idiots. » 8/02/13 6:14pm 8/02/13 6:14pm

Serena Williams Thinks the Steubenville Rape Victim Was Asking For It

Because you were waiting with bated breath for Serena Williams' thoughts on the Steubenville rape case: she thinks the 16-year-old who was raped by two high school football players who "did something stupid" shouldn't have gotten so drunk. She's also concerned about the girl's virginity. » 6/18/13 5:20pm 6/18/13 5:20pm

Dude Spends a Bunch of Time and Money Making a Music Video About How He…

If you're having trouble with the ladies, one great thing to do is to produce a gigantic musical whine-a-thon with high production values, thoughtful staging, and mildly amusing stunt casting, and then wait for it to go viral. Then all the women on earth will know that you're the kind of stand-up gentleman who… » 2/13/13 5:35pm 2/13/13 5:35pm

What Happens When a Town Has Lots of Single Men and Not Many Women? Bad…

Shale oil formations in the pastures of North Dakota have been reining in men across the country with labor-intensive work and high paying salaries (some men make up to six figures), but the promise of work has had an interesting and unique side effect on the small, remote oil towns. Basically, there are too many men,… » 1/16/13 10:30am 1/16/13 10:30am

Do You Like Video Games? Well Then You'll LOVE Masturbating to This…

God, you know what I hate about intact, living female bodies? YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP. It's like, can't you bitches see I'm trying to play my open-world action role-playing game right now!!?!?!?? Amirite, dudes? Seriously. But then—conundrum!—the thing about female bodies is that female bodies is where they keep… » 1/15/13 4:10pm 1/15/13 4:10pm

Author of Dirty Girls Social Club Freed From Big Bad Feminism By Her…

There's no story recycled by mainstream rom-coms and commercial literature more frequently than that of the uppity, cerebral woman being put in her place (and happily!) by a dude who can't spell. Case in point: The Ugly Truth was on about three times in a row last night! Thank you, but I would rather drink battery… » 12/23/12 6:00pm 12/23/12 6:00pm

Michigan Senate Passes Gigantic Monster Anti-Choice Bill

The Michigan Senate just voted to pass HB 5711 — one of the country's most extreme and wide-reaching anti-choice measures, which is really saying a lot — by a 27-10 vote, with immediate effect. They added some revisions, which means the bill has to return to the House (which will probably approve it quicker than you… » 12/12/12 5:30pm 12/12/12 5:30pm

Pro-Life Dry Cleaner Puts Anti-Abortion Message on Coat Hangers

Sure, why not? When you're an avid supporter of legislation that drives women to perform violent surgery on their own uteruses using wire coat hangers, what better place to spread your scribbly-crayon-font message of love than on those very same coat hangers? Killer plan. Know your audience, guys! » 12/11/12 2:20pm 12/11/12 2:20pm