In The Future, Everyone Will Be Able To Prolong Their 15 Minutes Of Drunk-Driving Related Fame Into An Extended National Saga

  • Paris Hilton has rehired the publicist she just fired for misleading her into thinking that the legal document she sihned (sic!) meant she couldn't drive for 45 days if she could actually read it. Also, Paris has appealed to Governator Arnold for leniency, though we hear it's only because she got him mixed up with…
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