If, like us, you might have found yourself sucked into a tearjerking episode of Extreme Home Makeover. And if so, perhaps you also wondered if they give the families money to maintain the indoor handicapped-accessible basketball court/biodome/personal amusement park/craft wing.

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Paris Hilton has rehired the publicist she just fired for misleading her into thinking that the legal document she sihned (sic!) meant she couldn't drive for 45 days if she could actually read it. Also, Paris has appealed to Governator Arnold for leniency, though we hear it's only because she got him mixed up with…

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