Twinkies Are Back, and They're Coming for Bros

Twinkies are back. No one should be surprised. It's obvious that the Twinkie would reemerge from the maws of death like a creme-filled Lazarus because each Twinkie is built to outlive us all. After the apocalypse, the Cockroach King's palace will be built out of Twinkies. He will sleep on a bed made out of a Big Mac. » 7/15/13 2:20pm 7/15/13 2:20pm

Congratulations, Little Debbie: Hostess Is Going Out of Business

Bad news for people who like shitty, bland, nutritionally-void food made by ethically questionable companies: Hostess, the food manufacturer behind Ho-Hos, Wonder Bread, and Twinkies, has filed a motion to shut down and sell all assets as soon as possible, citing the financial blow dealt by the recent strike… » 11/16/12 11:05am 11/16/12 11:05am