Twinkie-Eating Competition Is the Grossest Thing I've Ever Wanted to Do

And I used to date a dude who regularly ate ice cream cones while taking a shit. (Okay, it happened once, but once is basically regularly when it comes to the worst fucking thing in the world!!!) » 11/03/13 11:30pm 11/03/13 11:30pm

Twinkies Are Back, and They're Coming for Bros

Twinkies are back. No one should be surprised. It's obvious that the Twinkie would reemerge from the maws of death like a creme-filled Lazarus because each Twinkie is built to outlive us all. After the apocalypse, the Cockroach King's palace will be built out of Twinkies. He will sleep on a bed made out of a Big Mac. » 7/15/13 2:20pm 7/15/13 2:20pm

Everyone, Breathe: Twinkies Will Most Likely Survive the Hostapocalypse

The beef-fat filled yellow cancer cake might just survive to murder us from the inside out for generations to come! Rejoice! Although Hostess is imploding like so many Snowballs in your intestines, the company's most iconic brand might just make it, after all. » 11/19/12 9:30am 11/19/12 9:30am

Congratulations, Little Debbie: Hostess Is Going Out of Business

Bad news for people who like shitty, bland, nutritionally-void food made by ethically questionable companies: Hostess, the food manufacturer behind Ho-Hos, Wonder Bread, and Twinkies, has filed a motion to shut down and sell all assets as soon as possible, citing the financial blow dealt by the recent strike… » 11/16/12 11:05am 11/16/12 11:05am

Company that Makes Twinkies Filing for Sweet, Delicious Bankruptcy


Start stockpiling your cream and preservative filled snack cakes: Hostess is filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Again. » 1/10/12 11:55am 1/10/12 11:55am

The Disturbing Twinkie Diet

Today in Lessons We Don't Necessarily Need To Learn: a Kansas State professor shed 26.2 pounds while feeding primarily on Twinkies, Doritos, doughnuts, and other treats high in saturated fats for 10 weeks. Oh, and his cholesterol went down, too. » 11/09/10 10:49am 11/09/10 10:49am

Twinkies To Get Tinier • Study Claims Link Between Bars And Domestic…

• The Twinkie is the newest junk food item » 11/03/08 5:30pm 11/03/08 5:30pm to be remade and repackaged in 100-calorie snack packs called "Twinkie Bites." • A Quebec entrepreneur has created a for the single and approachable to help other singles find an eligible mate in a world where marriage is becoming less and less common. • A woman born with a