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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/04/09

    In reply to "You Can Make Me Vampior?"
    I heard that the Robert and Kristen cats are dating and expecting a litter after a wild night of catnip.
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    12/04/09

    @TransFat: catnip and "frolicking". You know how those cats get down.
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    12/04/09

    In reply to "You Can Make Me Vampior?"
    This shit needs to be rearranged into a grid, printed out, and hanging on my wall.
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    12/04/09

    In reply to "You Can Make Me Vampior?"
    Is there anything LOLcats can't make better??? I think not.

    also at the site is an lolcats treatment of sex and the city movie.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/04/09

    In reply to "You Can Make Me Vampior?"
    That was amazing.

    *MOPE!!!*
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/04/09

    In reply to "You Can Make Me Vampior?"
    I sometimes wake up and catch my cat watching me while I sleep.
    Now I'm creeped out by it.
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    12/04/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Don't worry; your cat's just making sure you're safe.
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    12/04/09

    @BlondeGoddess: does your cat sparkle?
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/04/09

    In reply to "You Can Make Me Vampior?"
    That.

    Was.

    Awesome.

    EPIC, even.
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/04/09

    In reply to "You Can Make Me Vampior?"
    Oh noes! Teh boss vampiors look alarmingly like off broadway dancers!
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    Image of Hell on Heels Hell on Heels
    12/04/09

    @badmutha: I believe they are the cast of Cats. Which is amazing not only in that it's hilarious, but also in that it just reminded me of that SNL episode where James van der Beek played the Rum Tum Tugger on Buh-road-waaaaaaaay!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/04/09

    @Hell on Heels: I know they are from Cats, I was just being silly. Still, quite funny to cast them as the vampior bosses.
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    Image of Hell on Heels Hell on Heels
    12/04/09

    @badmutha: Got it. :-)
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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    12/04/09

    In reply to "You Can Make Me Vampior?"
    That was fucking AMAZING.
     Reply
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    Image of funzette funzette
    12/04/09

    In reply to "You Can Make Me Vampior?"
    u pickd teh vampior so i iz goin 2 marry ur bebeh
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    12/04/09

    @funzette: WIN!
     Reply
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    12/04/09

    In reply to "You Can Make Me Vampior?"
    See, d00dz? Twilight gets you lots of pussy!!
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    andBegorrah was starred andBegorrah was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/04/09

    In reply to "You Can Make Me Vampior?"
    I loved that, especially the inclusion of Charlie Brown and friends marking the passing months. I'm sorry that I don't have time to read it again. *mope*
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/04/09

    @BabyJane: It's too bad the films (as far as I can remember) only chronicle the autumn/winter holidays. I would kill to see an awkward Charlie Brown St. Patrick's Day where Woodstock comes clean about his war stories with the Red Barron, Snoopy's dance gets a little out of control and there is an awkward day after for Schroder and Lucy.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/04/09

    @TransFat: That makes two of us!
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    Image of labeled labeled
    12/04/09

    In reply to "You Can Make Me Vampior?"
    Ha - maybe now I can get out of the "girls day out" planned tomorrow with a "sort of friend"?

    Please? Somebody help me come up with an excuse.
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    12/04/09

    @labeled: Drink beforehand. I did. Admittedly, it's beautifully shot, but the lulz outweigh the SRSFILM by far. Biting your lip is not acting, K.Stew. We made lots of snarky comments to each other, and there were parts that were supposed to be totally serious that even the shrieking fans laughed at.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/04/09

    @labeled: Just don't actually look anyone in the face. It makes the entire movie much more enjoyable.
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    Image of twisted_martini twisted_martini
    12/04/09

    @Ipomoea: Sneak a flask. I'm sure there's a bajillion drinking games you can play to this movie.
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    12/04/09

    @twisted_martini: There were margaritas before and whiskey during.
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    Image of twisted_martini twisted_martini
    12/04/09

    @Ipomoea: Well done, you.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    12/04/09

    In reply to "You Can Make Me Vampior?"
    If they'd added one shot of Taylor's abs, I would have gladly paid them my twelve bucks instead.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/04/09

    @CurtCole: Moniez plzkthnx
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    12/04/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: HEY-YO!
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    12/04/09

    @CurtCole: For realz. I'll take him over moody-boy any day.

    (I actually just went on Google to see if Taylor is legal in my state. And he is. I'll arm-wrestle you for him).
     Reply
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    12/04/09

    @BeckySharper: I'm not above sloppy seconds.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    12/04/09

    @CurtCole: I'll set you up with a copy of the Levi Johnston Playgirl while you wait.
     Reply
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    12/04/09

    @CurtCole: I call thirds! When does he turn 18?
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    12/04/09

    @BeckySharper: You, my dear, are a total mensch.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    12/04/09

    @Uncommon Whore: 2/11/2010, ROAD TRIP!!!
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/04/09

    In reply to "You Can Make Me Vampior?"
    OMG FUCKING BABY WOLF PUPPEH!!!
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    12/04/09

    In reply to "You Can Make Me Vampior?"
    This brings me an inordinate amount of delight.
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