Ever wonder, "Hey, why was the spawn of Twilight lovers Bella and Edward such a hideous CG monster troll?" Well, guess what? It could have been much, much worse. Behold the animatronic monster so hideous it scared the cast of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2, and had to be cut from the film. Read on io9 11/04/13 10:50pm 11/04/13 10:50pm

Stephen King's 56th book came out recently, and the folks at The Guardian asked him about some of the novels that are popular right now. He's not impressed: Read… 9/26/13 2:30pm 9/26/13 2:30pm

There have been no shortage of schadenfreude-triggering box office flops this summer, but The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones weekend stumble to an approximately $9.3 million haul initially seems like a mystery. Weren’t Cassandra Clare’s Mortal Instruments books really popular? Doesn’t the story of an angst-ridden… Read… 8/25/13 6:00pm 8/25/13 6:00pm

Stephenie Meyer, author of the only series of books that can truly call themselves Mormon vampire erotica for teenagers, is busy being a movie producer these days, running her own production company called Fickle Fish Films and preparing for the release of Austenland (it comes out tomorrow, and you basically have to… Read… 8/15/13 9:15pm 8/15/13 9:15pm

Robert Pattinson has just announced as the new impossibly perfect face of Dior Homme, joining Jude Law as one of Dior's professional smolderers. Advertisements for fragrances are always iffy— linking scent to some sort of untouchable image of wealth and/or sex always results in some freaky 30 second clip made by… Read… 6/12/13 6:15pm 6/12/13 6:15pm

Here we have San Francisco bookstore Adobe Books' "Women's Studies" section: all Twilight, all the time. Read… 5/09/13 11:10am 5/09/13 11:10am

When you think of some of the least feminist characters in popular literature over the past 10 years, chances are that Bella Swan from the Twilight Saga is one of the first characters who comes to mind. Lacking the intelligence, kindness and resourcefulness of Harry Potter's Hermione or the strength, independence or… Read… 3/11/13 7:20pm 3/11/13 7:20pm

At this point, we'd all do better to quit our day jobs (or night jobs, if you're me) and start writing Twilight fanfic. Who's in? Read… 2/07/13 11:30pm 2/07/13 11:30pm

We knew it was only a matter of time before someone tried to hump a tree from the set of Twilight or made out with a napkin that Kristen Stewart sneezed on — we just didn't understand the exact way in which the Twilight-hysteria would manifest itself. Lucky for us, it came about in maybe the least crazy way possible… Read… 12/04/12 10:00am 12/04/12 10:00am

Now here's a Twilight I would pay money to see in the theaters. OK, maybe Monopoly money, but still, that's pretty damn impressive. All the characters areabout 50 times more likable when they're voiced by extras from Idiocracy. Read… 11/22/12 12:00am 11/22/12 12:00am

No matter how you feel about Twilight — love it or hate it — the phenomenon has been one of the biggest stories to come out of the movie industry in the last five years. Now that the series is ending, Melissa Rosenberg, who penned all of the scripts for the Twilight franchise, talked to Women And Hollywood about the… Read… 11/20/12 10:00pm 11/20/12 10:00pm

We're going to play a little game of guess that exorbitant sum of money. Ready? In its opening weekend, Breaking Dawn the Deuce: OMG There's Werewolf Poop Everywhere!, the final installment of the peripatetic Twilight franchise, made a) $100 million, b) $141.3 million, or c) all the money that there is or ever will be… Read… 11/18/12 4:00pm 11/18/12 4:00pm

Excited to be rid of the Twilight franchise once and for all? Probably not as much as Robert Pattinson. The film's star has made it no secret over the years that he's not the biggest fan of Edward Cullen & Company. (Look, there's even a Tumblr devoted to it!) The folks at Buzzfeed were kind enough to compose an… Read… 11/16/12 6:15pm 11/16/12 6:15pm

Please turn your attention to this focus group about the latest Twilight movie and women's level of horniness in relation to said movie. Survey says that horniness goes up and down depending on whatever, and that women don't like Jacob? Let's take a gander: Read… 11/16/12 10:05am 11/16/12 10:05am

The final Twilight film is about to hit theaters, but we're not done with Stephenie Meyer projects yet: The film adaptation of the writer's sci-fi-romance novel, The Host, will be released in March 2013. Read… 11/15/12 6:30pm 11/15/12 6:30pm

"I feel very protective of you," Edward says, and it's supposed to be romantic, but when you watch this supercut — of various Twilight characters trying to keep poor old defenseless Bella safe and alive — you realize what a passive, feeble, snoozeville heroine she is for most of the series. The final installment comes… Read… 11/08/12 5:15pm 11/08/12 5:15pm

Oh, grool. Stephenie Meyer ”isn’t ruling out” the possibility that she’ll write MORE Twilight books. Read… 11/02/12 8:30pm 11/02/12 8:30pm

Friends, someone is convinced that those photographs of Kristen Stewart nuzzling Rupert Sanders were faked. This video is the "proof" we all need. And by proof, we mean crazytown bizarro conspiracy theory weirdness. Read… 9/14/12 10:40am 9/14/12 10:40am