Three Chicks Arrested After Twerking, Peeing in City Hall Parking Lot

Three women in their early 20s were arrested in Beaverton, OR on Monday after they were spotted twerking in front of municipal court windows. One of them allegedly peed in between two cop cars while her friend filmed it. They were stopped by police, who reportedly discovered the girls were in possession of coke, meth… » 4/29/14 4:00pm 4/29/14 4:00pm

Watch Two 100-Year-Old BFFs Discuss Twerking, Selfies, Bieber and More

Irene and Alice have been friends for 94 years. NINETY. FOUR. (That should help you put that weird Facebook friendship with your boss' ex-wife in perspective, yeah?) Via The Steve Harvey Show, the pair sat down to discuss everything in pop culture, from the trials and tribulations of Justin Bieber to "selfies" and a… » 2/11/14 8:30pm 2/11/14 8:30pm

High School Forces Students to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath

High school dances: a place for craven youths to perform unbelievable feats of contortionism in order to simulate sexual acts. Seas of newly-licensed drivers dry-humping to David Guetta in the strange serenity of orgiastic abandon, their PSAT scores finally banished from the dark ciphers of their teenaged minds. » 10/24/13 1:10pm 10/24/13 1:10pm

An Encyclopedia of Diseases Miley Cyrus Can Catch by Licking Things

Miley Cyrus may have claimed she's disavowed Twerking in her latest interview with Rolling Stone, but she's way into something that could turn out to be much more dangerous: licking things. She's licking a hammer and a rusty chain in the Wrecking Ball video. She's licking teddy bears onstage at the VMA's. She's… » 9/25/13 5:20pm 9/25/13 5:20pm

These Miley Cyrus FCC Complaints Are Amazing

Miley Cyrus's performance at the VMA's the other week (like, years ago in Internet Time, but whatever) was ridiculous, over-the-top, and embarrassing. But even sillier than Hannah Montana pretending to rim a backup dancer while styled like a disturbed child's mutilated Barbie was Middle America's response to Miley's… » 9/13/13 1:50pm 9/13/13 1:50pm

Anna Wintour Cancels a Miley Cyrus Vogue Cover Due to Twerking, Bears

Intimidating bob of hair Anna Wintour may have canceled Miley Cyrus's upcoming Vogue cover after the young chanteuse's performance at the Video Music Awards. The 20-year-old, who only wanted the world to google "twerk" on a Monday morning in August, was photographed for the cover of the December issue of Vogue. » 9/08/13 11:30am 9/08/13 11:30am

Confused Old Man Theorizes That Twerking Causes Rape

Sorry to burst your long weekend bubble, culture denizens, but tired opinions on Miley Cyrus's dance at the VMA's and What It Means For Women/White People Doing Music/Butts are still filtering in over a week later. The latest late train to pull up to the station is special, though; not only is Richard Cohen's latest… » 9/03/13 2:00pm 9/03/13 2:00pm

The Onion Predicted Miley Cyrus's VMA Performance in 2008

Following Miley Cyrus' psychosexual appropriative nightmare VMA performance, we citizens of the world are left scrambling for answers: Why did this have to happen? Did I really just watch a young woman gyrate against a man in a Beetlejuice costume immediately after using the bodies of black women as sexualized… » 8/26/13 4:30pm 8/26/13 4:30pm

Miley's Need to Shock Was the Least Shocking Thing About It

Miley Cyrus "twerks, stuns VMAs crowd". She "vie[s] for attention at MTV's Video Music Awards", alongside Lady Gaga. She "gives racy performance at MTV's Video Music Awards". She "gets embarrassingly raunchy at the VMAs". Miley Cyrus, ladies and gentleman, is a whore who whored it up at MTV's Video Music Awards on… » 8/26/13 12:40pm 8/26/13 12:40pm