Tonight Show Audience Cheers the Demise of Sarah Palin to Bristol's Face

Bristol Palin paid a visit to The Tonight Show this evening to plug her new memoir, but Jay Leno seemed more interested in talking about whether her mom plans to run for president. When Leno asked Bristol if there was any reason her mom shouldn't run, comedian Don Rickles exclaimed "'Cause she could lose!" The audience… » 7/15/11 2:14am 7/15/11 2:14am

Nancy Grace Angrily Defends Herself to Bill O'Reilly

Even though Casey Anthony was acquitted of murdering her daughter by a Florida jury last week, Nancy Grace's post-verdict coverage on HLN has remained bombastically biased against her, causing many to wonder if Grace had finally crossed the line. She certainly didn't do much to placate her critics with an appearance… » 7/12/11 11:16am 7/12/11 11:16am

Michele Bachmann Pledges to Destroy Economy in First Ad

Here's Michele Bachmann's first presidential campaign ad, "Waterloo," named after the famous serial killer town in Iowa. It's pleasant enough — here are my five kids, and then my other 10 billion foster kids, and here is a timelapse pretty Midwestern bridge, now can I be president? » 7/07/11 5:45pm 7/07/11 5:45pm

Tour Katy Perry and Russell Brand's New Hollywood Chateau

Russell Brand and Katy Perry have purchased a new home. The price was $6.5 million, which apparently buys you 9,000 square feet of Mediterranean opulence in the hills above Los Angeles, and/or a suitably tasteful final resting place for the immortal Count Von Trumpula, Combovered Prince of Darkness. Click here or on… » 6/30/11 11:43am 6/30/11 11:43am

The Gawker Guide to Summer Television

With so many season finales airing this week, you might think that Americans turn off their TV sets after Memorial Day weekend and only turn it back on again in September. But this is America! All we care about is TV (and food)! Here are some of the new shows—and returning favorites—that will make lying in… » 5/26/11 5:20pm 5/26/11 5:20pm

The Sad, Pink Donkey Who Ignited a Taco-Boycotting Revolution

L.A.'s Pink Taco, a restaurant named after female genitalia that serves bad Mexican food to people who would eat bad Mexican food at a restaurant named after female genitalia, has pissed people off. How? In honor of Cinco de Mayo, they spray painted a donkey pink, wrote the words "Pink Taco" on its side (pathetically),… » 5/06/11 3:54am 5/06/11 3:54am

Dilbert Creator Pretends to Be His Own Biggest Fan on Message Boards

Scott Adams, creator of the great comic strip Dilbert, is sort of a prick. He is a horrible boss, and recently penned a charming misogynist rant comparing women to children begging for candy. Now we learn he likes to bash critics on message boards under a pseudonym. » 4/15/11 4:34pm 4/15/11 4:34pm

Did Sarah Palin Carry Out the Biggest Hoax in American Political…

An interesting footnote has emerged to a theory that raged around the Internet during Sarah Palin's candidacy for Vice President. The theory is that Sarah Palin is actually the grandmother of her purported son Trig, not the mother, and that she staged a gigantic hoax during the campaign to cover up this fact. » 4/14/11 11:14am 4/14/11 11:14am

Watch Stephen Colbert's Lesson on Playing to Women's Insecurities

On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert reported on Dove's recent launch of a deodorant specifically designed to make women's armpits more attractive. And while some may consider this a new low in the effort to exploit women's insecurities, Colbert saw a brilliant money-making opportunity. » 4/14/11 2:03am 4/14/11 2:03am

Judge How Bad Charlie Sheen's Live Show Was For Yourself

Charlie Sheen's live show, I am Teetering On the Brink of Utter Obscurity, is awful. So awful that the crowd reportedly booed Sheen off stage during his first performance in Detroit last night. Here's some video of Sheen struggling to shout out hecklers to tell a story about crack at that performance. Yikes. Who… » 4/03/11 7:25pm 4/03/11 7:25pm

Ladies with Two Vaginas, No Vagina on TLC Reality Show

Now that TLC has pulled back the curtain on women who eat toilet paper, women who eat sofas, women who don't know they're pregnant, women who are obsessed with puppets, and women who field dress moose, what strange tribe of exotic females will the intrepid cable network feature next? » 4/03/11 11:45am 4/03/11 11:45am

The Wikileaks Knockoff That Has the Porn Industry Terrified

The porn industry is built on exposure. But the website Porn Wikileaks has brought a harrowing new level of transparency to Porn Valley by publishing the real names of more than 12,000 porn performers. That's just the start. Porn Wikileaks has wrecked havoc on performers' lives for months by wielding personal… » 4/01/11 4:07pm 4/01/11 4:07pm

Al Qaeda Expands Into Women's Magazines

As big fans of al Qaeda's magazine Inspire (favorite article: "Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom"), we're equally excited for their new project, al Shamikha ("The Majestic Woman"), which The Daily Mail calls "Jihad Cosmo." What can readers look forward to? Besides interviews with the wives of Islamist martyrs, "features… » 3/14/11 12:48pm 3/14/11 12:48pm