Everyone on Parenthood Is Tweeting Very Sadly About the Finale

When Parenthood first started, it was an excellent show about complicated family relationships that rang true for many people. But now, many seasons later, (and with the addition of Ray Romano) it has become a sad sack of emotional garbage that not even Christina Braverman could love. I'm not sad it's ending, but the… » 1/29/15 4:30pm 1/29/15 4:30pm

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Is All About That Bass

In today's Tweet Beat, The Rock has found a new friend, Kathie Lee Gifford is in her element and Geri Halliwell discovers that the largest city in the largest country in South America is indeed, very large. » 11/07/14 7:30pm 11/07/14 7:30pm

Dr. Phil Clarifies: He Was Just ASKING If You'd Bang a Drunk Girl

On Tuesday, Dr. Phil's Twitter account took a moment from its general wisdom spilling to Ask the Audience: would you fuck a drunk chick? On Wednesday, the show clarified that Dr. Phil most certainly would not fuck a drunk chick. » 8/21/13 3:50pm 8/21/13 3:50pm

Mario Lopez Has Been Brunching Too Hard

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Mario Lopez is feeling guilty after one too many eggs-any-style and bottomless mimosas specials, Chelsea Clinton got into the Rain Room and you didn't, and Lea Michele remembers Cory Monteith. » 7/29/13 7:30pm 7/29/13 7:30pm

Miley Cyrus Discovers Schnitzels Are Basically Huge McNuggets

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Miley Cyrus makes everyone realize McNuggets are actually tiny little schnitzel pieces, Russell Crowe prayed for you, and Joe Jonas hackey-sacked wayyy to hard last night. » 7/25/13 7:30pm 7/25/13 7:30pm

Donald Trump Demands Bigger iPhone Screen, a Steve Jobs Zombie

In today's Tweet Beat, Donald Trump must've had a hard time reading Fox News on his tiny little iPhone screen, Nick Cannon likes to be corny (he's married to Mariah for a reason), and RuPaul is on point, as per usual. » 7/24/13 7:30pm 7/24/13 7:30pm

Lena Dunham Drops the Hammer on Weinergate

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lena Dunham talks political sex scandals, and celebrities take this day to make dick jokes, royal baby jokes, and kind of dick-ish royal baby jokes. » 7/23/13 7:30pm 7/23/13 7:30pm

Michael Caine Is One of Mia Farrow's Favorite ‘Husbands'

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Mia Farrow reminisces about Michael Caine and his hideous glasses, Liam Payne is devastated about his headband (#pray4headband), and Ramona Singer is Justin Timberlake's target audience. » 7/17/13 7:30pm 7/17/13 7:30pm

Lil Debbie Desperately Seeking Amanda Bynes

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lil Debbie requests the presence of Amanda Bynes, the spawn of John McCain professes her love for a sk8r classic, and Ellen mourns Talia Castellano. » 7/16/13 7:30pm 7/16/13 7:30pm

RuPaul Solves All Problems with Coffee Enemas

In this edition of Tweet Beat, RuPaul tells all about the secret to her success, Rainn Wilson confronts Buzzfeed, and Chris Brown implores the public to "actually" see the truth. » 7/15/13 7:30pm 7/15/13 7:30pm

Ke$ha Knows a Pube When She Sees a Pube

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Ke$ha gets livid about a lil pube, Amanda Bynes maybe doesn't want Drake to murder her vagina anymore, and Donald Trump tells us his dad's sex advice » 7/02/13 7:30pm 7/02/13 7:30pm

Drake Discovers Communication Theory

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Drake reads Marshall McLuhan (or reflects on this snafu), Larry King is not a fan of creased jeans, and Ke$ha goes Red Rum. » 6/21/13 7:30pm 6/21/13 7:30pm

Evan Rachel Wood and Lena Dunham Offended by Lone Ranger's Tonto

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lena Dunham and Evan Rachel Wood get to the bottom of this whole "is redface actually okay" thing, Donald Trump can do everything Danny Zucker can do better, and Wiz Khalifa tweets about HBO just as pathetically as you do. » 6/17/13 7:30pm 6/17/13 7:30pm

Amanda Bynes to Magazines: 'Stop With Your Insanity'

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Amanda Bynes has become her own publicist, Nicki Minaj is giving ups to my immigrant parents, and Iggy Azalea speaks to the power of a good blow job. » 5/31/13 7:30pm 5/31/13 7:30pm

Samantha Ronson Shuts Down Michael Lohan

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, former LiLo luvah Samantha Ronson implores Michael Lohan to put a cap on it, Boy George tells us what tickles his fancy, and Russell Simmons acts as Twitter's bikram yoga instructor. » 5/30/13 7:30pm 5/30/13 7:30pm

Lisa Rinna Wants to Know Who Keeps Mouthbreathing on Her Phone

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna wants Twitter to find out who keeps masturbating to Days of Our Lives and calling her, Patti Stanger seeks the rare fawns of Los Angeles, and Retta can't hold in her LOLs. » 5/29/13 7:30pm 5/29/13 7:30pm

Paris Hilton's Hair Curler Rudely Snubs 'Bling Ring' Movie Premiere

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Paris Hilton experiences a waking nightmare :(, Ryan Lochte gets frustrated with toddlers that are probably smarter than him, and T-Pain might be more glasses obsessed than Elton John. » 5/16/13 7:30pm 5/16/13 7:30pm

Cher is OMG! Because Her Mom is an 87-Year-Old Tween

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Cher is rolling her eyes at her mom while she attempts to grasp the concept of the "the follow thing," Tracy Morgan answers the paternity rumors, and Jessica Biel hints at being just like us instead of like Jessica Biel. » 4/30/13 7:40pm 4/30/13 7:40pm

There's a New Brad Paisley/LL Cool J Song on the Way, and "It Rocks"

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J just can't get enough of each other, Courtney Love tweets her go-to bedtime lullaby, and Jose Conseco believes he will spend the rest of eternity with his dog in an ice cream sundae. » 4/29/13 7:40pm 4/29/13 7:40pm

Jose Canseco is Willing to Paint You, Your Dog and Your Cat, or Just…

In today's Tweet Beat, Jose Canseco is looking for some polyamorous painting love, Kelly Cutrone might have been scared into being Republican, and Alan Cummings does iPhone salutations to start his day. » 4/19/13 7:30pm 4/19/13 7:30pm