When Parenthood first started, it was an excellent show about complicated family relationships that rang true for many people. But now, many seasons later, (and with the addition of Ray Romano) it has become a sad sack of emotional garbage that not even Christina Braverman could love. I'm not sad it's ending, but the…

In today's Tweet Beat, The Rock has found a new friend, Kathie Lee Gifford is in her element and Geri Halliwell discovers that the largest city in the largest country in South America is indeed, very large.

On Tuesday, Dr. Phil's Twitter account took a moment from its general wisdom spilling to Ask the Audience: would you fuck a drunk chick? On Wednesday, the show clarified that Dr. Phil most certainly would not fuck a drunk chick.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Mario Lopez is feeling guilty after one too many eggs-any-style and bottomless mimosas specials, Chelsea Clinton got into the Rain Room and you didn't, and Lea Michele remembers Cory Monteith.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Miley Cyrus makes everyone realize McNuggets are actually tiny little schnitzel pieces, Russell Crowe prayed for you, and Joe Jonas hackey-sacked wayyy to hard last night.

In today's Tweet Beat, Donald Trump must've had a hard time reading Fox News on his tiny little iPhone screen, Nick Cannon likes to be corny (he's married to Mariah for a reason), and RuPaul is on point, as per usual.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lena Dunham talks political sex scandals, and celebrities take this day to make dick jokes, royal baby jokes, and kind of dick-ish royal baby jokes.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Mia Farrow reminisces about Michael Caine and his hideous glasses, Liam Payne is devastated about his headband (#pray4headband), and Ramona Singer is Justin Timberlake's target audience.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lil Debbie requests the presence of Amanda Bynes, the spawn of John McCain professes her love for a sk8r classic, and Ellen mourns Talia Castellano.

In this edition of Tweet Beat, RuPaul tells all about the secret to her success, Rainn Wilson confronts Buzzfeed, and Chris Brown implores the public to "actually" see the truth.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Ke$ha gets livid about a lil pube, Amanda Bynes maybe doesn't want Drake to murder her vagina anymore, and Donald Trump tells us his dad's sex advice

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Drake reads Marshall McLuhan (or reflects on this snafu), Larry King is not a fan of creased jeans, and Ke$ha goes Red Rum.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lena Dunham and Evan Rachel Wood get to the bottom of this whole "is redface actually okay" thing, Donald Trump can do everything Danny Zucker can do better, and Wiz Khalifa tweets about HBO just as pathetically as you do.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Amanda Bynes has become her own publicist, Nicki Minaj is giving ups to my immigrant parents, and Iggy Azalea speaks to the power of a good blow job.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, former LiLo luvah Samantha Ronson implores Michael Lohan to put a cap on it, Boy George tells us what tickles his fancy, and Russell Simmons acts as Twitter's bikram yoga instructor.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna wants Twitter to find out who keeps masturbating to Days of Our Lives and calling her, Patti Stanger seeks the rare fawns of Los Angeles, and Retta can't hold in her LOLs.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Paris Hilton experiences a waking nightmare :(, Ryan Lochte gets frustrated with toddlers that are probably smarter than him, and T-Pain might be more glasses obsessed than Elton John.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Cher is rolling her eyes at her mom while she attempts to grasp the concept of the "the follow thing," Tracy Morgan answers the paternity rumors, and Jessica Biel hints at being just like us instead of like Jessica Biel.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J just can't get enough of each other, Courtney Love tweets her go-to bedtime lullaby, and Jose Conseco believes he will spend the rest of eternity with his dog in an ice cream sundae.