On Tuesday, Dr. Phil's Twitter account took a moment from its general wisdom spilling to Ask the Audience: would you fuck a drunk chick? On Wednesday, the show clarified that Dr. Phil most certainly would not fuck a drunk chick.
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Mario Lopez is feeling guilty after one too many eggs-any-style and bottomless mimosas specials, Chelsea Clinton got into the Rain Room and you didn't, and Lea Michele remembers Cory Monteith.
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Miley Cyrus makes everyone realize McNuggets are actually tiny little schnitzel pieces, Russell Crowe prayed for you, and Joe Jonas hackey-sacked wayyy to hard last night.
In today's Tweet Beat, Donald Trump must've had a hard time reading Fox News on his tiny little iPhone screen, Nick Cannon likes to be corny (he's married to Mariah for a reason), and RuPaul is on point, as per usual.
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lena Dunham talks political sex scandals, and celebrities take this day to make dick jokes, royal baby jokes, and kind of dick-ish royal baby jokes.
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Mia Farrow reminisces about Michael Caine and his hideous glasses, Liam Payne is devastated about his headband (#pray4headband), and Ramona Singer is Justin Timberlake's target audience.
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lil Debbie requests the presence of Amanda Bynes, the spawn of John McCain professes her love for a sk8r classic, and Ellen mourns Talia Castellano.
In this edition of Tweet Beat, RuPaul tells all about the secret to her success, Rainn Wilson confronts Buzzfeed, and Chris Brown implores the public to "actually" see the truth.
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Ke$ha gets livid about a lil pube, Amanda Bynes maybe doesn't want Drake to murder her vagina anymore, and Donald Trump tells us his dad's sex advice
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Drake reads Marshall McLuhan (or reflects on this snafu
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Amanda Bynes has become her own publicist, Nicki Minaj is giving ups to my immigrant parents, and Iggy Azalea speaks to the power of a good blow job.
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, former LiLo luvah Samantha Ronson implores Michael Lohan to put a cap on it, Boy George tells us what tickles his fancy, and Russell Simmons acts as Twitter's bikram yoga instructor.
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna wants Twitter to find out who keeps masturbating to Days of Our Lives and calling her, Patti Stanger seeks the rare fawns of Los Angeles, and Retta can't hold in her LOLs.
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Paris Hilton experiences a waking nightmare :(, Ryan Lochte gets frustrated with toddlers that are probably smarter than him, and T-Pain might be more glasses obsessed than Elton John.
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Cher is rolling her eyes at her mom while she attempts to grasp the concept of the "the follow thing," Tracy Morgan answers the paternity rumors, and Jessica Biel hints at being just like us instead of like Jessica Biel.
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J just can't get enough of each other, Courtney Love tweets her go-to bedtime lullaby, and Jose Conseco believes he will spend the rest of eternity with his dog in an ice cream sundae.
In today's Tweet Beat, Jose Canseco is looking for some polyamorous painting love, Kelly Cutrone might have been scared into being Republican, and Alan Cummings does iPhone salutations to start his day.
In today's Tweet Beat, perpetual tween Aaron Carter sounds like a demanding toddler, NeNe Leakes talks obesity or fame (we can't really tell), and ladies love when Ladies Love Cool J tells them he loves them back.
Ramona Singer gets smashed, Kelly Osbourne is on to you hashtag-sexists, and everyone loves to hate CNN.
In today's Tweet Beat, Naomi Campbell dishes some advice, Alec Baldwin activates his emergency red alert system, and Cher births a new world into the universe: MAGNICENT.
Five women who were recently detained at the Western Wall in Jerusalem for daring to pray alongside men at Israel's holiest site will not be penalized for "disturbing public order" by virtue of their gender. Progress!
Bullying is a problem (related: today's story about 17-year-old Rehtaeh Parsons, who killed herself after photos of her alleged rape were mocked on the internet for years), but the term is misused so often that it's become somewhat of a useless buzzword. Experts say we need to separate the behavior from what teenagers …
Being called out on your shit is the worst. It can be humiliating, frustrating, and hurtful. When it happens, the natural reaction is often to be dismissive, defensive, or to complain that the other party just "doesn't get it/you/jokes". I say, go with that feeling. Because if lots of people are telling you that you're…
Families who lost loved ones in last December's Sandy Hook shootings sat down with 60 Minutes to talk about the tragedy, and to focus on passing sounder gun control laws in Connecticut.
In his essay for New York Magazine, Supreme Court's head hater Antonin Scalia writes about growing up in New York City. Of course, he takes this benign topic, and uses it to make a dumb statement about the bright side of sexism.
As reported earlier today, Lilly Pulitzer Rousseau died Sunday morning. She was 81.
Usually lady superheroes sport skin-tight skimpy outfits, but not in the reimagined world of artist Michael Lee Lunsford. Although he says his drawings of Power Girl, Zatanna, Elektra, and other DC and Marvel favorites, aren't evidence of "moral codes" he's trying to push on others, it's clear from his art that women…
Cyndi Lauper, the woman your fourth grade teacher told you was a bad role model because girls want to do so much more than just have fun, is back at it. This time, she's writing songs for new Broadway musical Kinky Boots. Based on the 2005 British comedy, and written by Harvey Fierstein, it's the story of a man who's…
This sunny, almost-warm Sunday morning, CBS put together a cheerful little slideshow featuring the most eccentric and, dare we say, demented breakfast cereal mascots. The slideshow featured retro iterations of Tony the Tiger, the homoerotic trio of rice-puffing elves, Snap, Crackle and Pop, Franken Berry, the Quaker…
