On Tuesday, Dr. Phil's Twitter account took a moment from its general wisdom spilling to Ask the Audience: would you fuck a drunk chick? On Wednesday, the show clarified that Dr. Phil most certainly would not fuck a drunk chick. » 8/21/13 3:50pm 8/21/13 3:50pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Mario Lopez is feeling guilty after one too many eggs-any-style and bottomless mimosas specials, Chelsea Clinton got into the Rain Room and you didn't, and Lea Michele remembers Cory Monteith. » 7/29/13 7:30pm 7/29/13 7:30pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Miley Cyrus makes everyone realize McNuggets are actually tiny little schnitzel pieces, Russell Crowe prayed for you, and Joe Jonas hackey-sacked wayyy to hard last night. » 7/25/13 7:30pm 7/25/13 7:30pm

In today's Tweet Beat, Donald Trump must've had a hard time reading Fox News on his tiny little iPhone screen, Nick Cannon likes to be corny (he's married to Mariah for a reason), and RuPaul is on point, as per usual. » 7/24/13 7:30pm 7/24/13 7:30pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lena Dunham talks political sex scandals, and celebrities take this day to make dick jokes, royal baby jokes, and kind of dick-ish royal baby jokes. » 7/23/13 7:30pm 7/23/13 7:30pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Mia Farrow reminisces about Michael Caine and his hideous glasses, Liam Payne is devastated about his headband (#pray4headband), and Ramona Singer is Justin Timberlake's target audience. » 7/17/13 7:30pm 7/17/13 7:30pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lil Debbie requests the presence of Amanda Bynes, the spawn of John McCain professes her love for a sk8r classic, and Ellen mourns Talia Castellano. » 7/16/13 7:30pm 7/16/13 7:30pm

In this edition of Tweet Beat, RuPaul tells all about the secret to her success, Rainn Wilson confronts Buzzfeed, and Chris Brown implores the public to "actually" see the truth. » 7/15/13 7:30pm 7/15/13 7:30pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Ke$ha gets livid about a lil pube, Amanda Bynes maybe doesn't want Drake to murder her vagina anymore, and Donald Trump tells us his dad's sex advice » 7/02/13 7:30pm 7/02/13 7:30pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Drake reads Marshall McLuhan (or reflects on this snafu), Larry King is not a fan of creased jeans, and Ke$ha goes Red Rum. » 6/21/13 7:30pm 6/21/13 7:30pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lena Dunham and Evan Rachel Wood get to the bottom of this whole "is redface actually okay" thing, Donald Trump can do everything Danny Zucker can do better, and Wiz Khalifa tweets about HBO just as pathetically as you do. » 6/17/13 7:30pm 6/17/13 7:30pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Amanda Bynes has become her own publicist, Nicki Minaj is giving ups to my immigrant parents, and Iggy Azalea speaks to the power of a good blow job. » 5/31/13 7:30pm 5/31/13 7:30pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, former LiLo luvah Samantha Ronson implores Michael Lohan to put a cap on it, Boy George tells us what tickles his fancy, and Russell Simmons acts as Twitter's bikram yoga instructor. » 5/30/13 7:30pm 5/30/13 7:30pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna wants Twitter to find out who keeps masturbating to Days of Our Lives and calling her, Patti Stanger seeks the rare fawns of Los Angeles, and Retta can't hold in her LOLs. » 5/29/13 7:30pm 5/29/13 7:30pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Paris Hilton experiences a waking nightmare :(, Ryan Lochte gets frustrated with toddlers that are probably smarter than him, and T-Pain might be more glasses obsessed than Elton John. » 5/16/13 7:30pm 5/16/13 7:30pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Cher is rolling her eyes at her mom while she attempts to grasp the concept of the "the follow thing," Tracy Morgan answers the paternity rumors, and Jessica Biel hints at being just like us instead of like Jessica Biel. » 4/30/13 7:40pm 4/30/13 7:40pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J just can't get enough of each other, Courtney Love tweets her go-to bedtime lullaby, and Jose Conseco believes he will spend the rest of eternity with his dog in an ice cream sundae. » 4/29/13 7:40pm 4/29/13 7:40pm

In today's Tweet Beat, Jose Canseco is looking for some polyamorous painting love, Kelly Cutrone might have been scared into being Republican, and Alan Cummings does iPhone salutations to start his day. » 4/19/13 7:30pm 4/19/13 7:30pm

In today's Tweet Beat, perpetual tween Aaron Carter sounds like a demanding toddler, NeNe Leakes talks obesity or fame (we can't really tell), and ladies love when Ladies Love Cool J tells them he loves them back. » 4/18/13 7:30pm 4/18/13 7:30pm

Ramona Singer gets smashed, Kelly Osbourne is on to you hashtag-sexists, and everyone loves to hate CNN. » 4/17/13 7:30pm 4/17/13 7:30pm