The new math: TV + GUIDE + TV = POP

Tomorrow, Glee returns, which means everyone will be talking about how much they love it, or how much they hate it. The Fox TV show invokes strong feelings, and there's no middle ground.

It's hard to follow dancing maple leaves and choreographed hockey brawls and, um, Nickelback. This was The Marriage Ref unenviable job last night. Luckily, anyone who enjoyed the Vancouver Follies was probably all primed for Seinfeld's return to the small-screen.

TV Guide surveyed this season's presidential candidates about their TV-viewing preferences, and while Hillary Clinton is practically my dad with her love of HGTV, Dancing With The Stars, and Grey's Anatomy, Barack Obama proves strangely similar to Marc Jacobs in declaring his love for SpongeBob SquarePants. John…