The Fatal Attraction TV Remake Won't Be Ignored, Dan

28 years after its theatrical release, Fatal Attraction has popped back out of its bloody bathtub gasping for air and waving its knife at Fox. In case that wasn’t clear enough, let me rephrase: Fox is adapting Fatal Attraction as an “event series,” and there’s “no word yet on whether or not” the rabbit will be… » 7/01/15 7:00pm Wednesday 7:00pm

Friends Characters Are Total Dicks, According to Vanessa Bayer

Monday night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, SNL’s Vanessa Bayer broke out her startlingly excellent impressions of the Friends cast to prove a very evident point—that hanging out in real life with Rachel, Monica, Ross, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey would be close to unbearable, as the characters were so damn smug, self-absorbed,… » 6/30/15 5:40pm Tuesday 5:40pm

Wow, Ruth and Bernie Madoff Have Never Looked Better

ABC has released the first publicity photo for their upcoming miniseries Madoff, which stars Richard Dreyfuss and Blythe Danner as Bernie and Ruth. They look good, right? Nice clothes. Good hair. Believable smiles. But it sort of just looks like a photo of Blythe Danner and Richard Dreyfuss having a formal lunch as… » 6/26/15 1:50pm 6/26/15 1:50pm

'If I Could Just Get Some Giraffe Meat': Hannibal's Food Stylist Speaks

Hannibal was recently cancelled by NBC, putting an ailing show out of its misery, as well as those of us who knew it started flailing after its first season yet were forced to read endless television critics blathering on about its supposed brilliance. (Seriously, guys; all the dark lighting and creepy sound effects… » 6/23/15 7:10pm 6/23/15 7:10pm

Yep, Ballers Will Be Every Dude's New Obsession

A nation of dudes wiped off their dried up Entourage spittle and tuned in to the premiere of HBO’s Ballers, which stars Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as Spencer Strasmore, a retired Miami Dolphins player turned financial advisor. Broke athletes, with a side of tits, is what it is, and it’s likely to be every football… » 6/22/15 2:10pm 6/22/15 2:10pm

Lifetime's A Deadly Adoption: Here Is Your Open Thread

After literally weeks of waiting for this Lifetime movie that’s possibly based on a semi-true story, it’s finally arrived: A Deadly Adoption, starring Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell chronicling the devastating true story of a happy, well-off family gradually manipulated and devastated by a maniacal surrogate. » 6/20/15 8:00pm 6/20/15 8:00pm