This is it. The day we've been waiting for. We started this war with 16 supercute kitties and 16 precious puppies. Now, brave warriors — Tiger! Pit Bull! Tabby! MUTT!!! — lie fallen on the bloodied fields. Only two critters remain: Tuxedo and Corgi. One cat. One dog. And there can only be one winner. We must declare,…

And: "[It's also a tribute to] my mother, who was a janitor, and my father, who drove trash trucks. It pays homage to how they put on a uniform every day and turned something into nothing." [New York]

Do you think some groom- or better yet, some random groomsman - ever stormed in the next day, demanding a refund? [Vintage_Ads]

A 17-year-old lesbian in Lebanon, Indiana was all set to go to prom until her principal informed her that the dress code restricted girls from wearing tuxedos, forcing them to wear gowns instead.

Michelle Obama's January 20th threads may still be the subject of heated debate, but her husband's work is done: Bruce Raynor, general president of union UNITE HERE, has announced that Obama plans to wear a union-made tuxedo (the first he's bought in 16 years — although really, how many do you need?) by Hart Schaffner