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Republicans Hate Obama So Much They Don't Even Approve of His Stupid Turkey Pardons

An accurate and crucial poll released on Monday shows that Americans believe that wilted turkey skin puppet Donald Trump is the most likely candidate to ruin Thanksgiving, and a wide margin of Republicans are mad at Obama for pardoning more turkeys than the usual number. If our campaign season weren’t so hellishly long

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Look Who's Talking: Cellphone Snoops, The SecState, And Sarah Palin's Poultry Pardon

You know we've all done it — snooped on a romantic interest. He just left his cell phone lying there and you peeked at his text messages. Or he left his email running on your computer and you couldn't help but have a tiny peek at what he's been saying and who he's been saying it to. So it probably comes as no surprise…