AMERICA, you are being lied to. Ariana Grande INSISTS that she DOES NOT make staffers carry her like a literal baby despite OVERWHELMING photographic evidence that proves otherwise. What is Ariana Grande trying to HIDE and why is she so DESPERATE to keep it from the American public? IS ARIANA GRANDE AN ACTUAL BABY?
At a public event on Wednesday, Michelle Obama said that women's rights issues must take priority above any other major world problems before adding, "Women are smarter than men," an insight that was met with a chorus of misandrous cackles.
It's 12/19, so if you celebrate the annual commercial orgy that is Christmas and you haven't gotten something for the special lady in your life, you're in trouble. Luckily, here is disgraced Toronto mayor Rob Ford riding to your rescue!
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