By now, there’s no level of crass, contemptuous shitbaggery that should be surprising coming from prominent golem Donald Trump, a man who once withheld medication from his sick baby nephew. But the way he handles the political press—a group of people who are normally thought of as useful fixtures, or even just…
If we’re being polite, it is inexplicable that Donald Trump—an ongoing Jezebel writing exercise that recently brought our reporter Anna Merlan to the lexical xenith of “superfood made of finely-ground clown wigs”—is a candidate so consistently favored by evangelical Christians. The ongoing connection between a…
Is it even news anymore that the supporters of a self-professed anti-Muslim candidate are also anti-Muslim themselves?
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was photographed on Thursday greeting 163 Syrian refugees who had recently touched down on a government-sponsored flight from Beirut, a painful reminder of how much easier it is to do good things in a country that hasn’t been hijacked by racist ideologues.
Bakersfield, California news station KGET, known far and wide as a bastion of objective journalism, took the time out on Monday to get a “man on the street” perspective of the vile torrent of racism spewing forth from Donald Trump’s mouth hole.
Donald Trump’s waterfall of regurgitated chatter continued on Sunday, with quips about Muslim databases, 9/11, and bringing back water-boarding. And over all of it, he also suggested that he would run for president as independent if he doesn’t get the Republican nod.
Have you ever noticed Donald Trump’s mouth?
In just two minutes, Bernie Sanders tells America: what the name of his Ben & Jerry’s flavor would be (“Burn Bernie Burn,” he says, misspeaking); if he’s ever been in handcuffs (“Yes,” he says, “though I don’t know exactly what you mean by that”); who’s got better hair, him or Trump (“That goes without saying”); who…
Presidential frontrunner Donald Trump says in a new book that even though he wasn’t ever technically “in” the military, he feels like he was, because his parents sent him to a very expensive military boarding school when he was a teen shithead with out-of-control behavior problems. That’s sort of like insisting that…
Last night, Jimmy Kimmel Live got Josh Groban to stop by and lend his classically trained voice to Donald Trump’s sublime Twitter musings. Enjoy the new spin on such old Trump classics as “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke” and “@BarackObama’s birth certificate is a fraud.”
My friends, we are blessed. As of today, Donald Trump’s official campaign gear store is open for business. I know, I know: you’re overcome—for whom should you purchase that onesie? Those solo cups? Fear not, Jezebel is here to offer unto you the definitive Trump Dump Gift Guide.
Savannah Guthrie had Donald Trump call in to Today this morning, discussing whether his much-maligned comments about Megyn Kelly having “blood coming out of her...wherever” during Thursday’s GOP debate were, in fact, regarding her menstrual cycle.
Since apparently Donald Trump refuses to disappear, here’s a little tidbit to take into Thursday’s GOP primary debate: The Iowa co-chair of Trump for President was a contestant on The Apprentice and also appeared in this truly amazing commercial for the Bedazzler.
Last month, American reality show entertainer turned American political system entertainer Donald Trump publicized presidential rival Sen. Lindsey Graham’s cell number, urging his supporters to “try it.” In the spirit of open and fair political debate, we now bring you Trump’s number.
Jon Stewart admitted on The Daily Show that gleeful, wall-to-wall Donald Trump coverage is basically the same thing as frantically jacking it every hour on the hour. But can you blame them?
Jon Stewart only has a few weeks remaining in his tenure as host of The Daily Show. But an old friend will be there to help ease the transition: Donald Trump, who ought to stick around the presidential race just long enough for a few goodbye segments at the expense of good old Fuckface von Clownstick.
After Donald Trump's much-hyped October Surprise turned out to be an offer of $5 million to the charity of President Obama's choice if only the Commander-in-Chief would release his college transcripts, college applications, and passport applications to Donald Trump's satisfaction, Stephen Colbert had his own…