Chicks Dig An Emo Vampire With Bloody Tears In His Eyes

During last night's episode of True Blood, former ultra-violence enthusiast slash speed-sex maniac Eric Northman had a bad dream and then cried. Since he's so different now, AmesiaEric is fun to watch, and it's obvious that Sookie just melts around him. He's like a rescued bear cub: Adorable until he tears your… » 7/25/11 2:30pm 7/25/11 2:30pm

Getting Drunk On Fairy Blood & Having Sex With Your Great Granddaughter

Last night on True Blood, the best scene by far was the one with a double dose of naked supernatural hottie. Sookie enlisted Alcide to help her track down Eric, who'd gotten drunk on fairy blood and was cavorting and frolicking through the forest as the inebriated are wont to do. They found him splashing about in a… » 7/18/11 2:45pm 7/18/11 2:45pm

Ass-kicking, Rape & Fairy Godmother Murder

After a sluggish beginning, True Blood is back to being the twisty-turny, disquieting freakshow we know and love. One of the best lines last night was when Andy Bellefleur, all keyed up and junkied out, said, "God grant me the serenity to — fuck it." That pretty much sums up the show: No composed moments of clarity… » 7/11/11 1:35pm 7/11/11 1:35pm

The True Blood Finale Is All Questions & No Answers

After watching three seasons of True Blood, I've come to the conclusion that like a Value Meal at McDonald's, the show packs in a lot of crap that's fun while it lasts but leaves you feeling unsatisfied. » 9/13/10 1:38pm 9/13/10 1:38pm

When I first started watching this show, I hadn't read the books, but I…

True Blood: How Long Does It Take To Find Out Who You Are?

Sometimes the tone of this show is mystifying. Just when you settle in for a campy, fun ride, you're forced to sit through some "serious" stuff. » 8/16/10 12:03pm 8/16/10 12:03pm

True Blood Heals Heartbreak With A Hot Hunk O' Werewolf

Lots of stuff happened in last night's episode, but honestly, Alcide is such a tasty piece of mancandy, who can focus on anything else? » 7/12/10 1:00pm 7/12/10 1:00pm

True Blood: Big Foot, Nazis, And Tender Moments

There were lots of revelations in last night's episode: Big Foot might exist? The Vampire King of Mississippi uses werewolves to do his bidding? Eric was a Nazi? » 6/21/10 12:00pm 6/21/10 12:00pm

True Blood: The Truth Is, The Truth Hurts

Last night's episode was called "Frenzy," but it it was all about the Truth. The first person to start speaking clear, lucid facts was the slightly nutty Queen (played by Evan Rachel Wood). Quoth she: » 8/31/09 12:40pm 8/31/09 12:40pm

True Blood: "She Wants To Cut Out My Heart While A Bunch Of Naked…

A huge, epic episode. Things really got crazy in Bon Temps last night, and shapeshifter Sam Merlotte was at the center of it all. » 8/24/09 12:40pm 8/24/09 12:40pm

True Blood: Sookie's Dreamy Nightmare

Obviously seeing Eric loving and naked and sensual was a treat. » 8/17/09 1:00pm 8/17/09 1:00pm

It's interesting that while Sookie and the vampires have been gone dealing with stuff in Dallas, Maryann has turned the town upside down. Things in Bon Temps are completely unbalanced… looks like the citizens vamps to get back on track.

True Blood: The Church Showdown & The Perma-Virgin

Thank Nosferatu! After a few episodes which dragged and stalled, in last night's True Blood, a hell of a lot of stuff actually happened. » 8/10/09 1:20pm 8/10/09 1:20pm

True Blood: Godric Will Save (Or Kill) Everyone

Although there were some revelations in last night's episode, and Lorena's emerald 1903s dress was gorgeous, I was left wondering: why does Sookie always need to be rescued? » 8/03/09 11:00am 8/03/09 11:00am