Great News, Lady Truckers: You Can Now Get Your Big Rig in Pink!

Mitsubishi Fuso — from the same people who make Mercedes Benz, not Mitsubishi. I know; I don't get it, either. — are betting they can make a new line of trucks designed to appeal to lady truck drivers. How? By fucking making them fucking pink NO DOY. (Maybe you didn't guess because of your slow lady brain.) (read:… » 11/26/13 9:30am 11/26/13 9:30am

Mobile Paternity Testing Truck Offers Peace of Mind, Artisanal Cupcakes

(JK, no cupcakes.) Hey, do you have a bunch of spare babies cluttering up the den but you're not sure where the fuck they came from? Do you like DNA tests but hate buildings? Do you want to determine your child's future with the same ease and joie de vivre with which you would order a taco? Well has New York City got… » 8/16/12 2:40pm 8/16/12 2:40pm