We Demand Audio of Tom Hardy Ranting About Trousers for 8 Minutes

Hey, Esquire: Cool how you put Tom Hardy on the cover of your May issue. Real cool. Actually got me to go to a newsstand and buy Esquire, and who can remember the last time that happened. » 5/02/14 3:00pm 5/02/14 3:00pm

British Apparel Company Thinks Laundry Is Strictly Women’s Work

While picking up the clothes her slovenly-sounding boyfriend had strewn across the floor, British journalist Emma Barnett noticed that the label of said boyfriend's pants offered a quirky suggestion for washing the pair of pants whenever it accumulated an intolerable amount of floor grime: Give it to your woman. » 3/08/12 10:35pm 3/08/12 10:35pm

It Is Your Legal Right To Wear Low-Hanging Pants

A NYC guy issued a summons for wearing his pants low has been cleared because, says Judge Ruben Franco, "the Constitution still leaves some opportunity for people to be foolish if they so desire." » 7/29/10 3:45pm 7/29/10 3:45pm

The Unexamined Pants Are Not Worth Living

"The changing fortunes of a man's trouser waistband can often become a metaphor for his life," - Paul Baldwin, director of menswear buying for British retailer Debenhams. [Guardian] » 1/28/10 7:20pm 1/28/10 7:20pm

Teacher Invents Wallace/Gromit Brekky Machine • Aceh Considers Ban On…

• Design teacher Yuri Suzuki has created this truly awesome breakfast machine, which automatically cooks omelets from scratch, toasts bread, and brews fresh coffee. Suzuki says he was inspired by Hollywood films, including Back to the Future. • » 10/27/09 5:20pm 10/27/09 5:20pm

"Australian Fritzl" Makes Headlines After 30 Years Of Abuse • Man Wins…

• A man from Australia has been named the "Aussie Fritzl" after police discovered that he raped his daughter repeatedly over the course of 30 years and fathered four children with her. » 9/17/09 5:40pm 9/17/09 5:40pm

Posters Stay Up Despite Presidential Protestations • Dogs Do Look Like…

• A White House representative asked the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine to remove posters that mention the Obama daughters and call for healthier school lunches from the Metro stations where they are currently displayed. The PCRM refused. • » 8/11/09 5:30pm 8/11/09 5:30pm