Kids are really good at a few things (being cute, eating candy, shitting pants) — but talking isn't one of them. Watch them suffer through the pain of their first words just to taste the sweet sweet reward of a fun size Kit Kat. Good job, you miniature greedy goobers!
American women experienced their first ever simultaneous mass ovulation today, as pictures of Neil Patrick Harris, his fiancé David Burtka, and their two children Gideon Scott and Harper Grace dressed up for Halloween as the goddamn Wizard of Oz gang began making the internet rounds.
Well, you know what they say: it wouldn’t be Halloween without a dumb-college-kids-in-blackface controversy!!! (Actually, it would. It would still be the same Halloween in every way, except with less cringing and more pride in the nation’s youth.) A photo taken at a Halloween party this week shows white University of…
Yesterday, President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama handed out candy to a horde of freezing little trick-or-treaters at the White House. Mrs. Obama and the President weren't wearing costumes, but Barack was doing a very charming impression of a suburban dad. The kids, who were local elementary schoolers and the…
Choosing costumes, getting rid of pumpkin goop, avoiding shaving cream — all this is nothing to policing the candy-take of greedy trick-or-treaters. This is the petty control freak's moment to shine!
When a reader sent in a picture of this tragic "sexy environmentalist" Halloween costume, I realized that the costume world had truly run out of slutty Halloween ideas. To remedy this, I came up with a few of my own.