Taylor Swift is Taking Haim on Tour for Maximum '1989' Vibes

Wait—am I gonna get sued for typing the year "1989" without a copyright? No? Okay. So, Taylor Swift, god of your gods but not of mine, has been spending a good amount of time with the Haim sisters as of late, calling them her "squad" like she has been listening to a lot of Waka Flocka and going on vacation with them… »2/02/15 11:30am2/02/15 11:30am

Taylor Swift Trademarked 'This Sick Beat™,' Entire™ English™ Language™

Taylor Swift is one of those public figures who, much like Barack Obama or that dweeb Ross on Friends, tends to bring out very extreme opinions in people. To her defenders, I offer this: Taylor seems nice! To her detractors: Yes, you are right! She's an actual crazy person! Case in point, she's recently started … »1/28/15 4:20pm1/28/15 4:20pm

Jay Z and Beyonce Fail to Trademark 'Blue Ivy' So Don't Expect Your Official Bey Z Onesie Anytime Soon

Did you hear that? It sounded like a bumper of a Benz smashing against the bumper of a Bentley. Or maybe it sounded more like a handful of gold coins being angrily thrown at courtside Brooklyn Nets seats. While the noise may be hard to classify, it's easy to determine its source — that, my friends, is the sound of two… »10/22/12 11:20am10/22/12 11:20am