Tracy Anderson Is Not Allowed to Transform Lena Dunham's Body…Yet
Celebrity trainer and "crazy"
Miley Cyrus Wants Chris Brown's Name Tattooed On Her Face. And, Scene
The latest news on Miley "The World According To Ratchet" Cyrus is three-pronged:
Jennifer Lawrence Denounces Unflattering Paparazzi Pic: 'That's Not My…
Like that candy corn in the crack of your sofa cushions, the movie Cool Runnings or the actor Michael Caine, this is slightly old and yet important: When Jennifer Lawrence sat down with David Letterman Thursday, he procured a paparazzi photo of her in a bikini so that she could "answer" for her saggy butt. JLaw…
Celebrity Trainer Tracy Anderson Insists Gwyneth Paltrow Was Totally…
Celebrity fitness guru Tracy Anderson believes that she is a genius who has singularly revolutionized the fitness industry because she practically invented exercise; that her method of "spot-reduction" is so great it defies the science that disproves its effectiveness; and that Gwyneth Paltrow used to be fat until she…
Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Pounds Jaeger, Gets Tossed From Bar
Back in 2010, when Daniel Radcliffe put on the sorting hat and it said "Maker's Mark," he admitted to the press that he had been drunk during the filming of much of the later Harry Potter movies and decided to teetotal for awhile. Unfortunately, not anymore: last night he was thrown out of New York's Beauty Bar—okay, "he…
Celebrity Trainer Tracy Anderson Thinks Most Postpartum Women Are…
Just days after Us Weekly editor Janice Min urged the public to stop the single-minded "mom shell" mentality—criticizing celebrities like Hilary Duff and Bryce Dallas Howard for not dropping postpartum weight fast enough—it should come as no surprise that the woman that Goop Paltrow credits for getting rid of her…
The "Secret" Of Madonna's Fitness
"Her arms are toned and sinewy, her stomach harder than concrete and it is impossible to spot anything that looks as if it might ever wobble." Why yes we are talking about Madonna! And some people are wondering exactly "how she does it." We could tell them: money and a lot of work. But for those looking for specifics?
Breathe A Sigh Of Relief — Gwyneth Paltrow Lost The Weight!
Did you know Neve Campbell "looked quite heavier" in a bikini twelve years after Wild Things? You don't need Us Weekly to find out — just ABC News' slideshow, pegged to Gwyneth Paltrow's allegedly dramatic weight gain for a role.
Demi Lovato Snorted Coke "Like A Pro"
- More on this in Midweek Madness: Life & Style is reporting that before she entered a treatment center, Demi Lovato had become a big fan of cocaine.
Tracy Anderson's Singular Focus On Being "Teeny Tiny"
Despite evidence to the contrary, celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson now claims she never advocated a baby food diet. But even if she doesn't want adult women eating like children, she still says they should be "teeny tiny" creatures.
Gwyneth's Fitness Muse Hires "Hot," Uncertified Trainers
Celebrity trainer and "tiny dancer body" advocate Tracy Anderson apparently hires trainers at her gyms based on their hotness — whether they're certified or not.
Gwyneth's Diet Is More Famous Than She Is
Gwyneth Paltrow recently revealed she has the bone-thinning condition osteopenia — but when did her health become the most interesting thing about her?
Jen Ate Baby Food; Snooki Punched A "Whore"
- According to this report, Jennifer Aniston wanted to lose weight before she flew to Hawaii to film Just Go With It with Adam Sandler and Nicole Kidman. So famed trainer Tracy Anderson put her on a "Baby Food Cleanse" program.
Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubry Split; Jenna Says Tito Made A "Mistake"
- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have split up. A source says:
Gwyneth's Trainer: Pregnancy No Obstacle To "Perfect Body"
Says Tracy Anderson in response to Jillian Michaels
Call The Neologism Police
Trainer/charlatan Tracy Anderson will get her own reality show this spring. US Weekly is calling it a "docusoap," which we guess is the new "hom-rom-com."
How Gwyneth Paltrow Tones Her "Formerly-Sagging Ass."
If you're not on Goop's email list (why not?!) , you can still watch, and learn from, all five minutes of former Madonna-trainer Tracy Anderson's athletic gyrations, designed to help Gwyneth combat "the batwing problem." [Youtube, via Videogum]
Chimney Sweep-Scorning Ex-Madonna Trainer Will Pump You Up!
What better way to kick it into gear in 2010 than with disgraced, GOOP-approved and former trainer-to-Madonna Tracy Anderson:
4 Fun Facts About Madonna's Former Trainer
Tracy Anderson may not be Madonna's trainer anymore
It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
- Finally, it's confirmed: Heidi Klum gave birth to a girl, Lou Samuel, on October 9 in L.A. (Her siblings are Johan, 2½ Henry, 5 and Leni, 5.) Seal says:
Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover,…
- Madonnahas dropped celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson: "Madonna had grown tired of the baggage that Tracy always seemed to be carrying with her," says a source, "Tracy had grown to be more of a distraction than anything else." [PageSix]
Kim Kardashian's Perfume "Truly...Speaks To My Fans" (What Does It Tell…
- Kim Kardashian, has, obviously, created a perfume. "The fragrance really captures who I am," she says ominously. [WWD]
- Heather Mills continues her controversial career, launching a line of recycled, re-modelled, animal-friendly (good!) clothes (bad. Very, very bad.) [DailyMail]
Celeb Trainer Tracy Anderson Wants To Give Everyone A "Teeny-Tiny" Body
Celebrity trainer (and alleged financial charlatan
Gwyneth Paltrow's Celeb Trainer: Financial Charlatan
Indianapolis Monthly has a very long and very sordid piece about the many financial foibles of Tracy Anderson, celebrity trainer to Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna.
Lindsay & Sam Back Together; Madonna's Adopting Mercy
- Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says:
Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
- Kiefer Sutherland may be looking at a minor assault charge in NYC for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. The real problem?
Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
- Beyoncé on her fake "screeching"
recording:
Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison…
- Eric Ienco, Madonna's former house manager and cook, alleges that Madonna's kids are lucky if they get to spend a half an hour a day with her; "It's a puzzle she wants to adopt again."
Amy Winehouse Is Rough, Tough & In The Buff
- Being on vacation with Amy Winehouse must be relentlessly entertaining:
Lindsay Lohan Skips Court
- Lindsay Lohan won't be in court today to respond to a warrant for her arrest, but her lawyer will be there. The attorney claims it's all a misunderstanding, to which we say: Sure, sure. [AP]
