Thinking of adopting a new exercise routine for spring? Well, right on time, GOOP has released a five-minute workout video starring Tracy Anderson, as a teaser for her upcoming dance cardio DVD, Unleash Your Inner Pop Star. And it looks so easy!!! Hahaha, PSYCH.
The cleaning gods have smiled upon us because you can now exercise with your Swiffer — or if you’re like me, that thing your man brought home one day, which you ignored for a month until you finally broke down and used it.
"We're inspired by women who have restarted their lives using health and fitness. We hope you are too," Gwyneth Paltrow and her BFF Tracy Anderson explain in the introduction to their new AOL web series The Restart Project. They're so inspired that they want to make sure it shows on their mostly unbotoxed faces.
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Celebrity trainer and "crazy" lady Tracy Anderson is threatening to give Lena Dunham and her Girls character Hannah Horvath her signature "teeny tiny" makeover—if only she had permission. "I send trainers to the set," she said. "But I will tell you that [Lena]’s not allowed to transform her body right now."
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The latest news on Miley "The World According To Ratchet" Cyrus is three-pronged:
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Like that candy corn in the crack of your sofa cushions, the movie Cool Runnings or the actor Michael Caine, this is slightly old and yet important: When Jennifer Lawrence sat down with David Letterman Thursday, he procured a paparazzi photo of her in a bikini so that she could "answer" for her saggy butt. JLaw…
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Celebrity fitness guru Tracy Anderson believes that she is a genius who has singularly revolutionized the fitness industry because she practically invented exercise; that her method of "spot-reduction" is so great it defies the science that disproves its effectiveness; and that Gwyneth Paltrow used to be fat until she…
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Back in 2010, when Daniel Radcliffe put on the sorting hat and it said "Maker's Mark," he admitted to the press that he had been drunk during the filming of much of the later Harry Potter movies and decided to teetotal for awhile. Unfortunately, not anymore: last night he was thrown out of New York's Beauty Bar—okay, "he…
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Just days after Us Weekly editor Janice Min urged the public to stop the single-minded "mom shell" mentality—criticizing celebrities like Hilary Duff and Bryce Dallas Howard for not dropping postpartum weight fast enough—it should come as no surprise that the woman that Goop Paltrow credits for getting rid of her…
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"Her arms are toned and sinewy, her stomach harder than concrete and it is impossible to spot anything that looks as if it might ever wobble." Why yes we are talking about Madonna! And some people are wondering exactly "how she does it." We could tell them: money and a lot of work. But for those looking for specifics?
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Did you know Neve Campbell "looked quite heavier" in a bikini twelve years after Wild Things? You don't need Us Weekly to find out — just ABC News' slideshow, pegged to Gwyneth Paltrow's allegedly dramatic weight gain for a role.
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Despite evidence to the contrary, celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson now claims she never advocated a baby food diet. But even if she doesn't want adult women eating like children, she still says they should be "teeny tiny" creatures.
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Celebrity trainer and "tiny dancer body" advocate Tracy Anderson apparently hires trainers at her gyms based on their hotness — whether they're certified or not.
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Gwyneth Paltrow recently revealed she has the bone-thinning condition osteopenia — but when did her health become the most interesting thing about her?
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Says Tracy Anderson in response to Jillian Michaels: "I am a testament to the fact that pregnancy is not the end to your dreams of a perfect body." Now what about a perfect credit history? [Huffington Post]
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Trainer/charlatan Tracy Anderson will get her own reality show this spring. US Weekly is calling it a "docusoap," which we guess is the new "hom-rom-com." [US Weekly]
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If you're not on Goop's email list (why not?!) , you can still watch, and learn from, all five minutes of former Madonna-trainer Tracy Anderson's athletic gyrations, designed to help Gwyneth combat "the batwing problem." [Youtube, via Videogum]
