Trace Adkins Got in a Fist Fight with a Trace Adkins Impersonator

Apparently Trace Adkins was on a country music cruise to Jamaica when he ran into a Trace Adkins impersonator, dressed as Trace Adkins, doing Trace Adkins karaoke (probably) in the ship's bar. Then Trace Adkins—who has struggled with alcohol abuse in the past—punched fake Trace Adkins in the face for undisclosed… » 1/15/14 8:00pm 1/15/14 8:00pm

Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making Camilla Parker Bowles an Alcoholic

Some ludicrous story in the Globe says that the bright, sparkling English promise that is Kate Middleton's possibly-occupied womb has sent Camilla Parker Bowles straight to the bottle; she was reportedly sent to dry up in a 7-day detox retreat in Bangalore, India. Camilla and Prince Charles (the latter who has… » 11/30/12 9:00am 11/30/12 9:00am