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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/18/09

    In reply to But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
    Forget that. Where is the Lady GaGa Barbie? #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/18/09

    In reply to But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
    I think it'll be like that Ken doll with the covert gay following. She looks like a drag queen, I'm saying. Waylon Smithers will own five signed dolls. #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of LazyHippo LazyHippo
    11/17/09

    In reply to But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
    At least parents wouldn't have to worry about shelling out for a co-branded rehab center. #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of Cogito Ergo Bibo Cogito Ergo Bibo
    11/17/09

    In reply to But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
    Wow. Not enough that dolls set an unreasonable standard for realistic body image. Now they come with an unrealistically high expecation for hardcore 24/7 partying too? How could little Sally even hope to measure up? #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/17/09

    In reply to But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
    whose buying this stuff? seriously, i want to know which parent wants to buy their kid an amy winehouse doll, barbie or otherwise? #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of PortraitHat PortraitHat
    11/17/09

    @rd2uk: I would buy it. For me, though, not for a child. #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/17/09

    @PortraitHat: fair enough, I just associate barbie dolls with kids, but I can see why adults would want to buy them for themselves #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/17/09

    @rd2uk: Me. :) #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of coconanas coconanas
    11/17/09

    In reply to But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
    Amy Barbie comes with aluminium foil and pipe for that quick crack fix, a rum bottle for when she's partying on the beach and ciggies for when she's chillin in the city. #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of bitingfairy bitingfairy
    11/17/09

    @coconanas: I hope it also comes with a baggie of rock candy and/or powdered sugar so little Sally can play along!
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/17/09

    In reply to But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
    They tried to make me go to the beach house, I said, "No, No, NO!" #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of WestMantooth WestMantooth
    11/17/09

    In reply to But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
    Just don't invite Doctor Barbie and her syringes over a "party." #amywinehousebarbie
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    Image of rollsnide rollsnide
    11/16/09

    In reply to Childhood Memories Are Back On Your TV
    This is just the tip of the iceberg. My 4-year-old has asked for My Little Ponies, Polly Pockets, Strawberry Shortcake and Smurfs. It's like my xmas list from 1982. Frightening. #mylittlepony
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    Image of jenilane jenilane
    11/16/09

    In reply to Childhood Memories Are Back On Your TV
    The first My Little Pony movie was the first film I ever saw in a theater. I got scared when the smooze almost got one and yelled, "Run pony, run!" in the theater and this man turned around to look at me. I was 3, and I'm pretty sure it's my first memory of being embarassed! #mylittlepony
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    11/16/09

    @jenilane: I have that movie on VHS somewhere (taped off the tee vee!) and I watched it well into my teens. #mylittlepony
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    Image of jenilane jenilane
    11/16/09

    @Skellatrix: I still have the framed original poster in my closet at my mom's house! #mylittlepony
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    Image of sarahsmile sarahsmile
    11/16/09

    In reply to Childhood Memories Are Back On Your TV
    They do have that show! Sandra Lee hosts it, I think. #mylittlepony
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    11/16/09

    In reply to Childhood Memories Are Back On Your TV
    Or! Just combine the My Little Ponies series with an Easy-Bake Oven show and teach kids where their dog's food really comes from. Tough lessons, sure, but Don would approve. #mylittlepony
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    Image of Anna Anna
    11/16/09

    @andBegorrah: You're a twisted individual and I love it. #mylittlepony
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    11/16/09

    @Anna: Chauncey Come Home! #mylittlepony
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    11/16/09

    In reply to Childhood Memories Are Back On Your TV
    Wake me up when they air Hang Time and California Dreams. People don't forget! #mylittlepony
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    Image of SevenNationArmy SevenNationArmy
    11/16/09

    In reply to Childhood Memories Are Back On Your TV
    When did they turn MLP into a lame version of Lisa Frank? I can't wait til they start remaking Captain Planet, Alex Mac, Are You Afraid of the dark, Salute your shorts and every awesome 90's shows.

    Leave my childhood ALLLOOONNNEEE! #mylittlepony
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    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    11/16/09

    @SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes: YESSSSS, "Alex Mack, wears a hat!" Remember that commercial, when denim bucket hats were cool? #mylittlepony
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/16/09

    In reply to Childhood Memories Are Back On Your TV

    After they f-ing ruined the Care Bears, they can stay far away from My Little Ponies, Pound Puppies, and all other sacred childhood memories. Don't make me launch a Care Bear Stare! #mylittlepony
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    Image of lilyHaze lilyHaze
    11/16/09


    @curiousgeorgiana: I totally remember pound puppies! They were awesome. Please, no slut puppies. I don't think I could handle that. #mylittlepony
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    Image of wednesdayam wednesdayam
    11/16/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I'm sure it's going to be using their modern Pony style, which didn't suck much until recently. I don't understand the more insane proportions they've put on the recent reimagining, but it made me sad when I got a Happy Meal last weekend. Noting beats old-style Ponies. #mylittlepony
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/16/09

    @wednesdayam: I'm so glad another "adult" gets Happy Meals. #mylittlepony
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    Image of wednesdayam wednesdayam
    11/16/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Honestly, it's a good deal and all the food I need to get from McDonald's. And the toy's a plus that I can either use for what-have-you or pass on to the various friends' kids when I don't want them. My nephew is probably enjoying gnawing on that My Little Pony as we speak. #mylittlepony
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