Warning: Looking too deeply into this bear's eyes could scar you for life. Rather than being a source of comfort, as teddy bears were designed to be, this mess of a toy is the stuff nightmares are made of. Plagued with some kind of hearts-based skin disease (Is this what global warming is doing to all the polar…
...and other seemingly-innocuous toys that one shrink says could psychologically scar the young for life (and may have ruined most of us).
In Genuine Ken: The Search for the Great American Boyfriend, which will air on Hulu, eight dudes will compete to prove that they possess Ken's qualities in order to be "the ultimate boyfriend for every occasion." So: Smooth crotches, yes?
As mentioned in July, Mattel worked with a black designer named Stacey McBride-Irby to create the "So In Style" black barbie dolls, which are "closer to a mirror reflection" of African-Americans. The ladies of The View had some issues:
Mattel has released Totally Stylin' Tattoos Barbie, with"40 fun tattoo stickers" for the doll — and for kids — and if certain papers are to be believed, people are freaking the fuck out.
Do you know the 6 Most Problematic Situations In Barbie History? Click to read 'em all, but here are some
high lowlights: In 1965, Slumber Party Barbie came with a book called How To Lose Weight. Inside? Two words: "Don't eat." In 1992, Teen Talk Barbie infamously uttered the words "Math class is tough!" The same…