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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I am at the airport, flight is late, and I just told my boyfriend "I am going to LOVE this."

    Yeah, I loved it.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    When does she introduce LIZZZZZZ LEEEEEEEEEEMONNNNNNN!!?
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Please, why? We have two more years to subject ourselves to this. And even after that, she won't be dead, she'll just be on a different channel.
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    Image of lafleur lafleur
    11/20/09

    @unclevanya: Yes, the Oprah channel. Where it's all about Oprah, all the fucking time.
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    11/20/09

    @unclevanya: Thank you for that.
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    Image of odinsraven odinsraven
    11/20/09

    @unclevanya: Thank you. The woman is not retiring. Instead of being on one hour a day and distributing one magazine a month, she will now have an entire 24-hour cable channel on which to proselytize.
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    04:16 AM

    @unclevanya: I KNOW. I keep saying this one posts about her "quitting her show". She's only quitting her NETWORK show, even insiders say she will likely have a very similar show on the Oprah Winfrey Network.

    I think people just think it makes a good story and are ignoring the obvious.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I totally bit Oprah's style and whenever I run into friends or they call me on the phone, I'll be like, "OH MY GOD, IT'S JAAAAAAAANEE DOOOOOOOOOOEEEE! AND JOOOOOHNNN SMIIIIIIIITH!!"
     Reply
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    Image of BLONDEonBlondes BLONDEonBlondes
    11/20/09

    @kookla: PIMPL...I am so doing this with my FRIIIEENDDDSSS
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    Image of Anna Anna
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    We linked to it above but I have to reiterate that this is the funniest Oprah montage ever:

    [jezebel.com]
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Awesome compilation!
    Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was the most anticlimactic intro she's ever done save for the James Frey schooling...
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Now that her show is going off the air, where, oh where, will Oprah continuously interrupt people to talk about her dogs?
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    Image of ardentlilac ardentlilac
    11/20/09

    @TexasCrude: She can come over to my house and just try to out-interrupt me as I'm talking about my dogs! Impossible.
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Aw, but I'll miss her anyway. Can't help loving her.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Oh man, my super secret daydream of one day doing something really remarkable and getting invited on Oprah and introduced in that long, drawn-out-vowels way while a bunch of well-dressed middle class Americans smile and clap is fading away. This hurts.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    11/20/09

    @yvanehtnioj: You've got almost two years!
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/20/09

    @yvanehtnioj: I personally daydream of Oprah interrupting me during my story of how I lost my prosthetic limb in a fire that erupted at the orphanage I grew up in to tell the audience about that one time her dog Gracie started a fire and how darned adorable it was.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/20/09

    @TexasCrude: Although I adore Oprah with 95% of the fibers of my being, that scenario is both hilarious and plausible.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/20/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Cynthia McFadden, you mean, mean girl! (And I'm kind of proud of Rachel Ray for not rising to the bait here, too! ha)
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    Image of RenoDakota RenoDakota
    11/20/09

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: I have never liked Rachel Ray's persona on her show 30 Minute Meals. (See my comments on Jezebel's first post that mentioned this Martha / RR exchange as an example.) But I am really impressed with the way she handled that, too. I wish I'd watched that before my earlier comments.
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment RenoDakota was starred RenoDakota was unstarred
    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/20/09

    @RenoDakota: We don't get Rachel Ray in NZ (at least, I don't think we do), but I always admire someone who can avoid rising to the bait, as she managed exceptionally well to, here
     Reply
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/20/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    oh. my. i've had all my electronics (and other stuff) plus my dog stolen from an "ex". ugh. bad trigger video.

    runs away
     Reply
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/20/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Listen Insider, I'm more surprised when Spencer Pratt: 1. Spells things correctly, and 2. Says decent, sensible things. Let me know when those things happen, OK?

    On second thought, just don't.
     Reply
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/20/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I had to click on the underwear clip, out of terror that it was another Palin clip.
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    Image of lisas lisas
    11/20/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Now Martha, THAT is some criticism of Palin I can get behind. "I wouldn't watch if you paid me"
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    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    11/20/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    In the Martha Stewart clip they showed a bookstore shelf and "Going Rogue" was next to a George Carlin book. I am sputtering 7 dirty words in protest.
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/20/09

    @Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux: It's fitting. I can think of a few of the 7 dirty words that describe Palin quite well.
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