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breaking
Sarah Palin Will Not Run For Re-Election, Resigning As Alaska's Governor
GOP sources are claiming that former Vice Presidential candidate Governor Sarah Palin will not be seeking a second term as Alaska's governor and will actually be resigning from her position in a matter of weeks.
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immaculate collection
Can Madonna & Mercy Ever Just Be Mother & Child?
And when it's a rich white mom and an adopted African child, can it ever be that simple? Well, says one mom, yes and no.
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consumer retorts
Advice On Advice: Rating Internet Advice Columns
Advice columns are a little like cats: they may not actually do much, but they're fun to look at. Also like cats, not all advice columns are created equal. After the jump, we grade a few of the major players.
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suckers
Women Play Mostly Supporting Role Within Male-Dominated Vampire "Trend"
Today's New York Times has a "Thursday Styles" section story about a "trend with teeth": Vampires.
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model behaviors
Modeling And The Tragedy Of Karen Mulder
The news that '90s supermodel Karen Mulder was arrested in Paris for making death threats to her plastic surgeon could be written off as, at worst, a punchline, or at best, the latest expression of an unbalanced woman's erratic behavior.
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Dead Bodies, Beach Bodies, Weddings & Monkeys
It's Wednesday, so this is Midweek Madness, our tabloid roundup. Star was the only rag without Michael Jackson on the covers this week, maybe hoping people prefer "Beach Bodies" to untimely death? Step inside for more weeklies, after the jump. More » -
pain porn
Female Confessional Journalism And The Business Of Self-Hate
Hadley Freeman has a very smart piece in the Guardian today about a very disturbing phenomenon: female journalists publicly baring their depressing and ultimately unsuccessful battles with various forms of self-loathing.
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love story
"He Hardly Ever Called Her A Vicious Little Bitch Now..."
Is The Road To Forever's Owen Tudor the Worst 80s Romance Hero of All Time? I don't see how it can possibly get any worse than this creepy, incestuous, lecherous veterinarian from 1983!
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8 Is Enough
Jon & Kate: The Writing On The Wall
Last night's episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8 was a compilation, looking back on the (now divorcing) couple's decade-long marriage. After viewing past seasons, we made our own compilation of the obvious indicators that their union was in trouble. More » -
hells belles
Dating Guides Are Hell: When Women Are The "Problem"
Confession: I've read way too many dating books over the course of my adult life, seemingly compelled by some masochistic need to find out what people think makes for an attractive partner.
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mag hag
7 Reasons Straight Stuntin Magazine Is Intriguing
Straight Stuntin is a hip-hop/pin-up magazine I stumbled on, and I probably should be completely offended by it, but I'm absolutely fascinated instead. Here's why: More » -
Personal/Political
Vanity Fair's Palin Profile Reads A Lot Like Its Clinton One
The inevitable backlash to Todd Purdum's Sarah Palin profile has begun: Bill Kristol called it a "hit piece" and outed Steve Schmidt as the source of the postpartum depression gossip. But, given Purdum's Bill Clinton profile, perhaps that's premature.
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mag hag
Inside The Disturbing World Of Doll Reader
We enjoyed playing with dolls when we were little, but no Barbie or Baby Alive could prepare us for Doll Reader, the magazine for adults who make, collect, and occasionally dismember ultra-realistic dolls. More » -
reality bites
Jill Zarin Crashes Kathy Griffin & Paris Hilton's Shopping Date
On last night's My Life on the D List, Kathy went shopping with Paris Hilton, and they ran into RHONY Jill Zarin, who talked about fabric. Then we learned that Paris was taught that only ugly girls give blow jobs. More » -
getting heavy
Dance Your Ass Off: Empowering? Embarrassing?
Last night saw the premiere of weight-loss dance contest Dance Your Ass Off, hosted by Hairspray's Marissa Jaret Winokur. The contestants were varied: men, women, black, white, Latino, mothers, fathers, a virgin and a woman who "can't get boyfriends." More » -
crap email from a dude
"I’m Sorry I Wasn't Honest About My Need For Non-Monogamy"
New game! "What's more offensive?" The erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) or the "awww, but it seems like he really loved her!" forgiveness orgy for this pathological dumbshit dipshit shitfuck?
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breatheless
Vintage Commercials Show Smoking As A Feminist Act
The 1969 Virginia Slims commercials, embedded after the jump, focus on how women have "won" their rights, at last. This means they can smoke cigarettes "slimmer" than the "fat" cigarettes for men.
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cover lies
July Allure: Sexy Has Never Been So Complicated
Reading this month's Allure will only make it harder to feel confident in a bikini, unless like Fergie, you're planning on standing in front of a hip-obscuring beam of light at all times.
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mud/honeys
Mud: Glastonbury's Great Equilizer
Whether you regard the annual, mud-drenched Glastonbury music festival as the definition of fun or a tenth circle of hell, whether you're a celeb or a drunken punter, everyone's gonna get dirty, and wellies take center stage. More » -
judicial questions
Should Lynndie England Permanently Serve As America's Scapegoat?
In 2003, Lynndie England — along with her boyfriend and at least a dozen other soldiers — posed for a series of photos documenting prisoner abuse at Abu Ghraib. Now, she's a welfare mom who wants a second chance.
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pyt?
BET Awards: Lil Wayne Performs Inappropriate Song With Underage Girls
Last night's BET Awards were rearranged at the last minute to serve as a celebration of Michael Jackson's life. For the finale, Lil Wayne sang that he wishes he could "fuck every girl in the world" while onstage with pre-teens. More » -
cake-eatin'
The Plum Chronicles: Vogue Writer's Back Pain Is More Expensive Than Yours
When someone told me that full-time oblivious person Plum Sykes had a piece in Vogue on the back pain that comes from sitting and writing all day, I thought: Oh! Something with application to the rest of us! Sadly, no.
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sunday bloody sunday
True Blood: "I'd Die If I Wasn't Already Dead"
Teen vamp angst is actually pretty cute, but where did homegirl get a curling iron? More » -
pride
Pride Around The World
This weekend, LGBT Pride parades and festivals took place across the world. Ahead, a collection of images from celebrations in several countries. More » -
wwjjd
Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Mark Sanford
Last week, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford went missing and scared his staff. Later he admitted to that he was having an extramarital affair in Argentina. Maybe Judge Judy can show him the way to the Appalachian Trail.
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mixed bag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
Many weeks, we come across stupid stuff on TV that might fall through the cracks. In Mixed Bag, we collect those odds and ends, for a multimedia compilation of pop culture crap. More » -
fine lines
Little Women: The Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves
Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the feature in which we give a wrinkled look at the books we loved in our youth. This week, Lizzie Skurnick rereads 'Little Women', Louisa May Alcott's 1868 uber-girl guide to solace through sacrifice and scrubbing.
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wha?
Meet The Most Mysterious Ladymag In The World
"VAIN is an online and print lifestyle magazine that applauds the appearance and achievements of young women who are beautiful and somewhat flawed."
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double standards
Guardian Writer: No Justice For Women Who Retaliate Against Their Abusers
Should a woman be able to "tolerate" abuse because she has a demanding job? Or because she's black? A disturbing Guardian article exposes the stereotypes that keep women who kill their abusers from getting a fair trial.
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mag hag
5 Guesses Why Vogue Is Hurting
Every year Vogue publishes an epic, huge, "Fall Fashion" September issue. This year, things are not exactly going as planned. More » -
who's loving you
Was Michael Jackson More Normal Than We Thought?
Before the cosmetic surgeries and child molestation allegations overshadowed his musical legacy, Michael Jackson was just a talented kid from an abusive home. But with reports now swirling about his alleged drug abuse, sadly, his troubles suddenly seem…common. More » -
tricky tracy
Celeb Trainer Tracy Anderson Wants To Give Everyone A "Teeny-Tiny" Body
Celebrity trainer (and alleged financial charlatan) Tracy Anderson tells the Telegraph that her exercise method is "the best girlfriend you could ever have!" But would your best girlfriend really force you to have a "teeny-tiny body?"
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snap judgments
Michael Jackson: A Life In Pictures
Michael Jackson: 1958-2009. A gallery of images - just a drop in the bucket of the inspiring, colorful, and ultimately tragic life he lived...and the lives of some of his fans - after the jump. More » -
Dirt Bag (After Dark)
Michael Jackson Pronounced Dead At 50
- According to reports from law enforcement sources, Michael Jackson was pronounced dead this afternoon after arriving at the hospital in a coma. He suffered a cardiac arrest in his home, but paramedics were unable to revive him. [L.A. Times]
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chritters & chryons
Fox News: Better With Actual Foxes
Fox News is on track to have its most-watched year ever, despite "fair and balanced" coverage which is basically anything but. In an effort to make the channel more tolerable, we added pics of recently-born fennec foxes to screenshots. More » -
disney princesses
Meet Ponyo, Hayao Miyazaki's Latest Girl-Friendly Film
Yesterday Disney released the trailer for the English-language version of Ponyo, which opens on August 14. It's loosely based on The Little Mermaid, but like Hayao Miyazaki's other heroines, Ponyo is no Disney princess. More » -
beauty treatment
Plastic Surgery, Contact Lenses, And Why I'm Not My 13-Year-Old Self
Swapping glasses for contacts — or a more extreme step, plastic surgery — can make kids more confident. But is changing appearance really a lasting answer to confidence problems? We take a trip into our own childhoods to find out.
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cover lies
Very Vogue Recession: AKA, The Terrible War Against Rich White Women
How does the Conde Nast title that once featured gold-dipped fur stay current during the recession? By exposing how "the other half" lives!
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book reviews
Are All Female Friends Really Frenemies?
I'm So Happy For You, a new novel by novelist Lucinda Rosenfeld, makes female friendships seem like a supremely unpleasant, never-ending status game.
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iconography
Farrah Fawcett, 1947-2009
Actress Farrah Fawcett has died after a three-year battle with cancer. She was 62.
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