Dirty Toothpaste Ad Unsuccessfully Suggests That Great Toothpaste Makes Up for Terrible Sex [NSFW]

An Australian ad for Quay toothpaste has ripped off every Orbit commercial ever, which all go something like this: bad, dirty thing happens to a person, but that person remains unflappable, flashing a glittering row of fresh, clean teeth because Orbit gum makes you feel like a diligent maidservant has been inside of… »12/09/12 3:15pm12/09/12 3:15pm