Do you know how much most kids gets for losing a tooth these days? According to a survey by Delta Dental, the Tooth Fairy leaves an average $2.42, which is a 15.2% hike from what kids were pulling in in 2011. Jesus H. Christ! These kids are running a racket.
Joy Behar Perfectly Executes Bitchy Comment Toward Elisabeth Hasselbeck
This morning on The View, Elisabeth was telling a boring-ass, way-too-long story about her daughter losing a tooth and asking questions about the Tooth Fairy when Joy cut her off and said, "Did you try to find out if the Tooth Fairy has a birth certificate?" in reference to Elisabeth's not-so-silent support of the…
Dental Desk Work
Since this Official Tooth Fairy Kit is not pink or fuzzy but low-tech, pesudo-scientific and mildly beaureaucratic — you have to fill out paperwork! — it's exactly the kind of thing I would have loved as a kid. [InventorSpot]
"If I Didn't Love Teeth, I Wouldn't Be In The Business"
Who sings, has wings and is delightfully wacky? Amy Sedaris playing the Tooth Fairy on Yo Gabba Gabba. [ONTD]
Santa, The Tooth Fairy And Other Lies Our Parents Told Us
Over on Strollerderby, there's a post called "14 Lies Parents Need to Stop Telling Their Kids." You're not supposed to say that the cat "ran away" when she was actually run over. Telling your kid she's "the prettiest girl in the world" can't be true, because, writes Cole Gamble, "The law of averages makes it mathematically…
