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    Tom & Katie: Lean-To

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    Loose Lips

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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    02/03/09

    In reply to Tom & Katie: Lean-To
    She has nice clavicles.
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    02/03/09

    In reply to Tom & Katie: Lean-To
    In the thumbnail, I did a major double take thinking Tom was the driver and who-the-fuck-izzat was cuddling with KatE.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    02/03/09

    In reply to Tom & Katie: Lean-To
    What is Vin Diesel doing in the passenger seat? I KNEW he was Tom's secret lover.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of whatsername whatsername
    02/03/09

    In reply to Tom & Katie: Lean-To
    ok, doesn't the driver look like he has that'special effects look' of a cheesy zombie pod person alien in those B movies where we are clearly, CLEARLY, now in the know that he is...A ZOMBIE POD PERSON ALIEN??


    dude, catch a nap.


    (sorry to snark on the regular folk when there's two crazy scientologists RIGHT THERE.)

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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    02/03/09

    In reply to Tom & Katie: Lean-To
    "All I'm sayin' Mr.Cruise is that people buy it a lot easier when you don't make your wife look like a teenage boy."
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    Image of returnofthemac returnofthemac
    02/03/09

    @Macloserboy: I've been thinking the same thing...
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    Image of Gumbina80 Gumbina80
    02/03/09

    In reply to Tom & Katie: Lean-To
    "Once again without emotion: The humans are dead."
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    Image of burningdinner burningdinner
    02/03/09

    @Gumbina80: Binary solo - 0000001 0000011...
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    02/03/09

    In reply to Tom & Katie: Lean-To
    Bodyguard: "Don't you even start or I will turn this car back around!"
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    Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! was starred Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/03/09

    In reply to Tom & Katie: Lean-To
    L to R:


    So I said to Marge, I says...

    All praise Xenu!

    Shut up Tom! What did Marge say?

    I listen to this for 8 fucking hours a day.

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    Image of Eeva Eeva
    02/03/09

    In reply to Tom & Katie: Lean-To
    Oh my god, the Scientologists have bleached Jay-Z!

    It's brainwashing gone wronger!
     Reply
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    Image of MadFab MadFab
    02/03/09

    In reply to Tom & Katie: Lean-To
    Is that Tom Cruise? Or Krazie Eyes Killa'?
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    02/03/09

    @MadFab: Best description ever. Why does he look so scary, esp. when everyone doesn't?
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    Image of whatsername whatsername
    02/03/09

    In reply to Tom & Katie: Lean-To
    haaaa-nging out. down the stre-eet.
    the same old thi-ing. we did last week.
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    Image of SavoryDee (is on Team Cake Fat) SavoryDee (is on Team Cake Fat)
    02/03/09

    @whatsergem (has Bracket Closing Disorder: Not a thing to dooooo, but talk to you! HELLO WISCONSIN!


    For some reason, that really makes me want to start singing the theme song from the Drew Carey Show. Huh.

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    Image of hannapdx hannapdx
    02/03/09

    @SavoryDee: Cleveland Rocks! OHIOOOOOOO!!
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    Image of whatsername whatsername
    02/03/09

    @SavoryDee: If you ever sequed SEAMLESSLY from one pop song to another and then thought where the frack did that come from then you may be my long lost evil twin. or i'm yours.
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    Image of whatsername whatsername
    02/03/09

    @whatsergem (has Bracket Closing Disorder: seGue
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    Image of MockMyWorld MockMyWorld
    02/03/09

    @whatsergem (has Bracket Closing Disorder: I love random Big Star-/Ian Hunter-quoting people, pretty much by definition. You are all hereby friended.


    (Also people who accidentally spell "segue" with a "q." Makes me think of the opening scene of Boogie Nights!)

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    02/03/09

    In reply to Tom & Katie: Lean-To
    Tom:"I've got a gun to her ribs, pal. Don't turn around, just take us to the airport and no one gets hurt."


    Driver:"OooKaaayy."


    Holmes thinks: "Jeez, do we have to do this every damn trip? I mean, I like Mission Impossible too, but for the fuck of shit."

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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    02/03/09

    @badmutha: COD!
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    Image of SchmoopieVonButtercup SchmoopieVonButtercup
    02/03/09

    In reply to Tom & Katie: Lean-To
    Is it just me, or does it look like they are being driven around by a puffy Joshua Jackson, and Jay Z?
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    02/03/09

    @SchmoopieVonButtercup: Hahah! I say Vin Diesel though for the non JJ dood.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    02/03/09

    In reply to Tom & Katie: Lean-To
    TC has eyes like lasers.
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    Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! was starred Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! was unstarred
    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    02/03/09

    In reply to Tom & Katie: Lean-To
    She is so giving him a post-date hand job.
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    mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was starred mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was unstarred
    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    02/03/09

    @mepo:

    Tom: "Why are you looking back here?! Pervert!!"
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    02/03/09

    @mepo:


    ummm...... ewwww. that is not the mental image i wanted in my head.

     Reply
    Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! was starred Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! was unstarred
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